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United StatesBernd2021-11-24 01:01:51 · 5yNo. 127936reply
How do I convert to homosexuality?
MoscowBernd2021-11-24 16:55:10 · 5yNo. 127967reply
>Converting to homosexuality requires the Blue Twitter Badge, the Resetera profession of faith ("I bear witness that there are no genders but social constructs, and I bear witness that Hollywood is the holy ground of Progress."). Hollywood teaches that everyone is gay at birth, but the parents or society can cause them to deviate from the straight path. When someone accepts homosexuality, they are considered to revert to the original condition.
SloveniaBernd2021-11-24 17:07:09 · 5yNo. 127969reply
>Hollywood teaches that everyone is gay at birth, but the parents or society can cause them to deviate from the straight path. When someone accepts homosexuality, they are considered to revert to the original condition.
This one seems kinda correct no? Remember how when you're 5 years old, the other sex kids have cooties & you don't want to touch them. Somehow I feel that there's at least a category of gomos whom have their condition due to peter pan syndrome, never growing out of fear of opposite sex & their libido directs towards the known object of desire instead, one that mirrors their body which is known and thus not scary
additional info: I'm fairly sure I would consider myself gomo until about 11-12 when I stopped being afraid of girls
GermanyBernd2021-11-24 20:14:32 · 5yNo. 127983reply
I could help you ;)
GermanyBernd2021-11-24 20:36:01 · 5yNo. 127988reply
You have to ease into it. Start by fapping to tranny on female porn. Eventually switch to tranny on tranny. Then male on tranny.
Also stuff things up your butt while fapping.

AustraliaSlovborg is mentally illBernd2021-11-24 03:01:20 · 5yNo. 127943reply
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CanadaBernd2021-11-24 12:48:38 · 5yNo. 127953reply
He glows in the dark
IsraelBernd2021-11-24 20:31:49 · 5yNo. 127987reply
he is a fukin kike

United StatesBernd2021-11-24 17:16:40 · 5yNo. 127972reply
For the love of God, can we please permaban the annoying Slovene retard
SloveniaBernd2021-11-24 17:45:06 · 5yNo. 127974reply
GermanyBernd2021-11-24 19:03:40 · 5yNo. 127979reply
United StatesBernd2021-11-24 19:24:30 · 5yNo. 127980reply
i thought he was long nose tribe

GermanyBernd2021-11-23 22:00:35 · 5yNo. 127884reply
Nuclear energy literally has no downsides.
 
The so-called "worst case" means a large area will be evacuated and turn into a nature reserve safe from human meddling.
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RussiaBernd2021-11-24 08:28:38 · 5yNo. 127947reply
You can do whatever you want and live in cardboard even without a nuclear catastrophe
FinlandBernd2021-11-24 14:55:30 · 5yNo. 127961reply
nuke energy can't ever produce a Fallout scenario
 
that kind of meltdown is not possible with the Western nuke plant design
SloveniaBernd2021-11-24 17:10:00 · 5yNo. 127970reply
>that kind of meltdown is not possible with the Western nuke plant design
are you sure? I know a nuclear physics professor who says he has a design of how to run pulse experiment at krško nuclear plant & this kind of implies he knows how to trigger a cascade event in a conventional pressurised water reactor, reversing self-moderation for a short while
FinlandBernd2021-11-24 17:21:34 · 5yNo. 127973reply
yeah sure, trigger a resonance cascade Freeman, what could possibly go wrong

Slovenialugabe interviewBernd2021-11-23 00:00:08 · 5yNo. 127741reply
what did lugabe mean by this?
 
(link to full interview: YouTube: ArWeoIK3Idc )
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GermanyBernd2021-11-23 16:25:34 · 5yNo. 127794reply
MoscowBernd2021-11-24 13:23:43 · 5yNo. 127956reply
What else would he speak? English? That'd be dumb.
NorwayBernd2021-11-24 15:49:24 · 5yNo. 127964reply
Something more inclusive like swedish or arabic
SloveniaBernd2021-11-24 17:10:28 · 5yNo. 127971reply
Esperanto
Interlingua > Esperanto but nobody speaks that

United StatesTis almost ThanksgivingBernd2021-11-23 12:28:59 · 5yNo. 127758reply
And all through the board
Schizos are raving
Like a large wild horde
 
 
I will put my Christmas tree up soon
GermanyBernd2021-11-23 20:25:31 · 5yNo. 127839reply
opportunity
knocks at the door of bernd.group
a haiku thread now?
KansasBernd2021-11-24 03:39:30 · 5yNo. 127944reply
Since I've moved out of my parents 10.yeara ago I've been too lazy to put up a tree. Maybe this year I will
United StatesBernd2021-11-24 05:37:02 · 5yNo. 127945reply
The holidays are nice/
but I won't think twice/
if you come to house/
and tell me to me drink corn syrup/
Because I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

CanadaBernd2021-11-23 19:16:46 · 5yNo. 127830reply
>slow as molasses uncle and aunt finally agreed to give up my mum's will when they realized its more denbts than gain
>landlord threatening to kick me out, taking possession of all the estate's goods
>no license, no friends, no real family
I'm not having a good year.
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SloveniaBernd2021-11-24 00:08:17 · 5yNo. 127930reply
yet again you cope by pretending things are happening which aren't happening so you can feel more secure in your objectively wrong choice
CanadaBernd2021-11-24 00:13:26 · 5yNo. 127933reply
I smell buyers remorse. Do you feel safer with two boosters a year?
SloveniaBernd2021-11-24 01:36:07 · 5yNo. 127940reply
yet again you cope by pretending things are happening which aren't happening so you can feel more secure in your objectively wrong choice
CanadaBernd2021-11-24 01:38:57 · 5yNo. 127941reply
+2 boosters added to your card

SloveniaBernd2021-11-22 21:58:24 · 5yNo. 127715reply
in slovenia, a fascist is called "fašist"
but mince[d meat] is called "faširan[(o) mes(o)]"
(similarly in Austria it is Faschiertes, not Hackfleisch)
 
therefore when referring to fascists in I call them "faširani" implying they belong in the grinder
 
the pun was self made
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CanadaBernd2021-11-22 23:03:25 · 5yNo. 127733reply
I've never tasted a medlar before. Please describe its taste and post pics if you buy any.
SloveniaBernd2021-11-22 23:10:57 · 5yNo. 127736reply
it tastes uh
like a very badly bruised apple, but richer and sweeter, not as juicy?
if you don't let them bruise first, they're just astringent
GermanyBernd2021-11-23 20:30:34 · 5yNo. 127842reply
HungaryBernd2021-11-23 21:29:57 · 5yNo. 127861reply
Great joge, slov.
 
Ten little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Nine little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Eight little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Seven little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Six little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Five little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Four little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Three little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
Two little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm, he ate one.
One little faschiert to his home he maschiert.
But came the hunter and asked:
- Where the rest disappeared?
- Well, this is how it happened...
Ten little faschiert to their home they maschiert.
But came the hunter and nomm...

GermanyBernd2021-11-22 22:23:27 · 5yNo. 127721reply
>there is no guten appetit in english
 
why
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NorwayBernd2021-11-22 23:10:19 · 5yNo. 127735reply
Yeah the traditional one is "you who feed little birds bless our food, oh God. Amen. "
GermanyBernd2021-11-22 23:37:18 · 5yNo. 127737reply
Are you from Quebec?
GermanyBernd2021-11-22 23:40:17 · 5yNo. 127739reply
i also want to know french ;_;
its so cute on girls
CanadaBernd2021-11-22 23:56:07 · 5yNo. 127740reply

United StatesBernd2021-11-20 18:41:22 · 5yNo. 127467reply
K*hlchan is on the verge of collapse against. Prepare for possible refugees in the coming weeks
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CanadaBernd2021-11-21 21:57:11 · 5yNo. 127596reply
Big if true.
GermanyBernd2021-11-22 01:15:57 · 5yNo. 127645reply
Keep your shitty ideas how to run this board to yourself. You're still close to being banned yourself.
SloveniaBernd2021-11-22 01:28:07 · 5yNo. 127651reply
you seem to be projecting
BrazilBernd2021-11-22 17:05:58 · 5yNo. 127690reply
You better check yourself before u wreck urself

GermanyBernd2021-11-22 02:02:57 · 5yNo. 127652reply
Bernds, this Anime is art, please watch it.
 
Yes, it is *another* Isekai, but the main character is a 40 y/o never ever Bernd who gets reborn in a babys body and decides to give all his power to become someone because he hated his life as a loser so much.
 
The sound design and pictures are also really beautiful... rare to see such beauty in the recent trash flood of anime.
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MoscowBernd2021-11-22 10:11:10 · 5yNo. 127664sagereply
Anime is for degenerate imbeciles.
MoscowBernd2021-11-22 11:29:33 · 5yNo. 127670reply
 
Real men drink vodka, huff glue and rape each other up the ass.
GermanyBernd2021-11-22 14:38:17 · 5yNo. 127679reply
NorwayBernd2021-11-22 15:15:03 · 5yNo. 127680reply
Someone got rejected by a quirky russian girl into anime

United StatesBernd2021-11-21 00:27:51 · 5yNo. 127499reply
Russo-American Union when? I think it's obvious now more than ever that our goals align and our people have grown stronger bonds. Spiritually and culturally we are the same. What is holding back our, and humanities, golden age?
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NorwayBernd2021-11-21 22:20:15 · 5yNo. 127603reply
>as a source of cannon fodder to throw at China
Damn it they figured it out already...
United StatesBernd2021-11-21 23:30:44 · 5yNo. 127626reply
This. Guess we just gotta go with plan b.
SwitzerlandBernd2021-11-21 23:51:14 · 5yNo. 127628reply
Marked as a shitpost. Glow somewehre else.
GermanyBernd2021-11-22 00:37:22 · 5yNo. 127635reply
>marked as a shitpost

FinlandThe gypsy cries in pain as he jabs youBernd2021-11-21 22:51:45 · 5yNo. 127606reply
Please Sir, please do the needful and get vaxxed
- Vijeet Pranorban
SloveniaBernd2021-11-21 23:45:57 · 5yNo. 127627reply
wow, orban is still proving himself to be the most based leader in this crisis
who'd've thought

FinlandBernd2021-11-21 22:28:36 · 5yNo. 127604reply
Where was kohlchan reported to in Russia that it got banned?
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FinlandBernd2021-11-21 23:09:51 · 5yNo. 127618reply
How did you get around your ban on kohlchan?
SwitzerlandBernd2021-11-21 23:18:06 · 5yNo. 127621reply
i2p, I am larping as HRNSPE so she gets thrown at with dirt.
FinlandBernd2021-11-21 23:20:30 · 5yNo. 127622reply
Based, you can delete it now so no one rats you out.
>HRNSPE
Who? "swisskotlette"?
FinlandBernd2021-11-21 23:22:37 · 5yNo. 127623reply
Wait, so you mean you're still banned there under slovenia ball?
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