VlAdimir = World Peace

Putin = The Path

 

Biden = Biding, as in biding his time

some say the end is near

some say we'll see armageddon soon

just went to IKEA and spent $700

 

thank you Sweden

Good morning.

Rewatched Jurassic Park and those old Apple computer UIs just look so cool.

I just realised it is relatively easy to make hot dogs at home. What are your favourite things to put on there? I really like pickles.

I came home from work, and saw my cat playing the piano. He had his cute paws on the keys. He looked very concentrated on what he was doing. The sun shined on the piano and the cat. The music he was making was a message to me, saying that he was glad I’m home and he was hungry.

Opinion on strongmen?

Why do they look so fucking gay and retarded

This was my #1 favourite movie as a kid. I watched it like 20 times.

Russian hackers are raiding the Amazon's Lord of the Rings teaser trailer

Do you flush your toilet after you pee or only after you poo? I flush it every time, sometimes I do it even without a reason, just to show myself that I am watergarch who can use clean drinkable water like this.

I went out and found this beauty.

I just farted and it sounded like my grandad saying "huh?" what does this mean?

Feeling sad? Listen some Händel.