Human

Pig

What kind of wood is it?

Pine?

 

I can see boards too, do they have nails?

Why don't they build one with cushions?

Cycled 27km +38km at night. My knees and leg muscles hurt, but I'm happy. For the first time I rode along in the "white nights". That's great. I did not know that along the embankments there is such a convenient bike path.

Good job bernd!

This is literally my dad. Weird comments and jokes and everything else.

Oscar Isaac is such an awesome actor. Guy's a rolemodel for me.

 

The early seasons were actually family sitcom by todays standards. The family goes to church regularly and believes in god. I suppose compared to Full House it was like the Velvet Underground though.

I absolutely hated this show, your parents were right, dumbest unfunny shit I ever seen.

Besides cow and chicken there was another example of retarded unfunny cartoon show. It was about a cat and cockroaches, it was a French cartoon if I'm not mistaken.

i initially thought the same when I saw the picture and the word "trip"

Would you be interested in the Reinhardswald area?

 

Lots of good spots for hiking. There are also hiking trails along historical sites for kc tier autists.

Sorry for tiny pics. Does obscure local history sound interesting to you?

Here is the chicken in mole. (Mole): this sauce is very complex to prepare for me, it is not spicy, it has a sweet flavor, among its ingredients it can have chocolate if the sauce is dark.

 

 

If you are vegetarian, I recommend the red and green chilaquiles, as well as the stuffed peppers (chili).

una buena pija

Just go to rural areas with bad education, like the spainistan caliphate.

Ayy kek

Em, Bernd, I don't get it. What exactly is he selling? I thought he was a hobo.

I almost died, now the police wants to investigate my motivations. Sorry bernd im gonna snitch on you.

My mom doesn't know either. Her comment was literally "who is this? is this some kind of monster?"

ahahahahaha

weirdo

context: fucking someone's mother is gravest insult in balkans

also yes, translator fails with slovene as it is spoken rather than the bookish standard that's heavily contrived to be more simliar to other slavic languages

 

My first thought was Portuguese, but that's not it, probably. Might be Greek.

Name one thing more Russian than AIDS

pro tipps: you can't

So?

My name is Tupac

 

You're bernd now.

its ok im fat