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IrelandBernd2022-12-09 15:11:41 · 4yNo. 242296reply
I really, really like this photo.
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GermanyBernd2022-12-10 10:26:34 · 4yNo. 242429reply
bump
GermanyBernd2022-12-13 05:22:29 · 4yNo. 243099reply
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GermanyBernd2022-12-14 09:00:14 · 4yNo. 243314reply
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GermanyBernd2022-12-18 20:39:32 · 4yNo. 244240reply
up

GermanyBernd2022-12-18 15:38:57 · 4yNo. 244167reply

TaiwanBernd2022-12-17 10:12:19 · 4yNo. 243913reply
My company gives an extra week of vacation per 6 months of long term overseas business assignment.
They call it home leave and will pay for your plane tickets. It is intended for you to go home and spend time with your family, but technically you can book the plane tickets anywhere, and since I am an incel loser I have no one to spend time with in the US.
 
Therefore I consider using it to go to Europe for the first time.
Any Euros have any advice about where I should go and what I can do? Germany would be my main target destination.
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TaiwanBernd2022-12-18 09:51:48 · 4yNo. 244131reply
They really love to stare in Asia. In this country it's rare to see a Westerner, especially outside of Taipei. Several times a week I have people stop in their tracks, turn around, and just stare at me like I'm an exhibit in a museum or something.
GermanyBernd2022-12-18 09:53:17 · 4yNo. 244133reply
just stare back and when it is children smile at them
 
t. enjoyer of reactions
PolandBernd2022-12-18 10:26:41 · 4yNo. 244142reply
do they ask to take photos with you?
TaiwanBernd2022-12-18 10:57:16 · 4yNo. 244145reply
No. I don't think they like Westerners very much.
There is an assumption that you are here to fuck their women because you are a loser who couldn't make it back home.
If you are Chad they might ask for pictures though.

BerndBernd2022-12-17 21:26:57 · 4yNo. 244035reply
Matched with a cute girl on a dating app. Wat do?
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United StatesBernd2022-12-17 22:55:36 · 4yNo. 244053reply
this seems like the most sensible approach
DenmarkBernd2022-12-17 23:17:44 · 4yNo. 244057reply
throw your phone in the toilet to make it seem like you aren't interested
girls love that stuff
GermanyBernd2022-12-18 06:00:38 · 4yNo. 244114reply
Inform her about the difference between pedophilia and hebephilia
TaiwanBernd2022-12-18 08:39:37 · 4yNo. 244122reply
What app is it?
I am in my 30s but I have never been on a dating app. I am thinking about trying it soon.
I'm not expecting success but I just want to see what's out there.
 
When I was younger I had this weird, puritanical aversion to sex, I'm not sure where it came from. Now that I shed that I am far hornier than a typical person in their 30s would usually be.

GermanyBernd2022-12-18 08:38:44 · 4yNo. 244121reply
Helo where are the Christmas hats?

United StatesSaturday 1700 UTCBernd2022-12-14 23:26:41 · 4yNo. 243447reply
we play the game
 
https://www.boardgame-online.com
 
https://www.boardgame-online.com
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United StatesBernd2022-12-17 14:49:55 · 4yNo. 243997reply
we'll give it a few more minutes to see if others join
GermanyBernd2022-12-17 14:51:49 · 4yNo. 243998reply
ive got time
im trying to get a python project running so wait as much as you want
GermanyBernd2022-12-17 15:16:31 · 4yNo. 244002sagereply
yeah no
United StatesBernd2022-12-17 15:39:49 · 4yNo. 244003reply
it was a fun game

DenmarkBernd2022-12-16 16:55:11 · 4yNo. 243780reply
After years of posting on imageboards I have dedicated my entire life to becoming a shitposter.
It wasn't even something that I tried to become, it's just what ended up happening.
The more time I spend thinking about it, the more I realize that I don't even care about being right or not, but I want to shitpost in a way that gives me the most attention possible, and the only way to do that is to say absurd things that aren't even correct but get attention anyways.
I have been chosen to live this lifestyle, I even like shitposting in real life where I just say retarded things because people might find it offensive or just plain retarded, and it makes me feel good every time someone reacts to it. The very fact that someone could react to anything that I have to say, the fact that they consider me anything but a complete retard, means that I win. I win, I keep winning, I can't stop winning.
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GermanyBernd2022-12-16 18:14:26 · 4yNo. 243797sagereply
You could have said that in one line
DenmarkBernd2022-12-16 18:23:57 · 4yNo. 243799reply
I wake up in the morning, I sit down on my chair, I open up a website, I press buttons that make me seem like a retard, then people react to the way I pressed the buttons, I win.
You read my post just now, I pressed the buttons correctly so you decided to respond. I win again.
GermanyBernd2022-12-17 11:06:19 · 4yNo. 243925reply
TaiwanBernd2022-12-17 11:20:37 · 4yNo. 243930reply
There are better ways to get attention.
Pretending to be retarded is the junk food of attention-seeking. Quick, easy, but ultimately unsatisfying, and occasionally leaves you with diarrhea.

GermanyBernd2022-12-16 15:09:35 · 4yNo. 243761reply
News:
1) German police takes down pedo websites and makes arrests
2) Kohl appears to be down (pic rel)
 
Coincidence?
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MoscowBernd2022-12-16 21:20:16 · 4yNo. 243854reply
 
 
I do ... sometimes. Rarely. No chance to stop and download some/watch some
GermanyBernd2022-12-16 21:54:24 · 4yNo. 243860reply
I meant the text in above her head in the black box
 
You’re not the Moscow ball watching Nadia by any chance, right?
NetherlandsBernd2022-12-16 22:17:33 · 4yNo. 243862reply
>the text in above her head
That's not related to the pic itself, just some guy requests to draw any girl from touhou
GermanyBernd2022-12-17 10:27:18 · 4yNo. 243919reply
Thanks

GermanyBernd2022-12-04 23:54:44 · 4yNo. 241811reply
My eyesight on the right site become worth. Now and then i notice it in my daily life.
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PolandBernd2022-12-05 18:52:38 · 4yNo. 241876reply
I think we've already covered this, but
> be from a country called U R Gay
> call others faggots
I guess it takes one to know one
MoscowBernd2022-12-16 13:00:40 · 4yNo. 243748reply
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CaliforniaBernd2022-12-17 04:24:36 · 4yNo. 243884reply
I have the same problem with my left eye.
Some days it's not so bad tho
United StatesBernd2022-12-17 04:55:18 · 4yNo. 243887reply
Living is just watching your body slowly get worse and decay before your very eyes.

GermanyBernd2022-12-13 19:15:47 · 4yNo. 243188reply
>New Zealand will phase in a near-total tobacco ban from next year.
>Legislation passed by parliament on Tuesday means that anyone born after 2008 will never be able to buy cigarettes or tobacco products.
Holy based!
 
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-63954862
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MoscowBernd2022-12-15 10:48:01 · 4yNo. 243496reply
zis
 
 
a podwer sniffer isnt that stinky, even
AustraliaBernd2022-12-15 14:30:10 · 4yNo. 243540reply
is the swiss a japanesej
MoscowBernd2022-12-15 20:29:16 · 4yNo. 243659reply
Satori looks like could cosplay Astolfo while reading people's minds XDDDD
HungaryBernd2022-12-16 21:20:47 · 4yNo. 243855reply
Sounds like it's time to set up a cigarette smuggling operation to New Zealand. Imagine how much money they'll pay for the cheapest Ukrainian Priljoe.
Creating secret smoke rooms in pubs and well just about any business there is. Bribe cops, judges, politicians, organize hits on rival tobacco mob families...

GermanyBernd2022-12-16 17:00:45 · 4yNo. 243783reply
My coworker used a calculator to calculate 11,30 + 5
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GermanyBernd2022-12-16 17:48:20 · 4yNo. 243793reply
Does being good in calculating in your head does anything for you other than being faster in calculating things in your head. If not you might just as well practice getting to your smartphone calculator faster.
 
I forgot everything I knew about analysis, integration, or solving differential equations. I don't think I lost anything in forgetting this stuff.
FinlandBernd2022-12-16 19:03:58 · 4yNo. 243813reply
might be good for your working memory
GermanyBernd2022-12-16 19:32:16 · 4yNo. 243824reply
This is a skill that is needed at a job selling people stuff. You could be able to calculate 11+5 withing less than a second and tell the customer 16 immediately, or you could take out a calculator, put the numbers in and then tell the customer after 10-20 seconds looking like an idiot.
 
Besides. I don't really consider this a skill to be practiced. It's not analysis or integration or equations. It's literally first grade math. 11+5, come on, Bernd. I'm just astonished someone can't do this. It's like an adult not being able to tie their shoes.
GermanyBernd2022-12-16 19:34:07 · 4yNo. 243825reply
I just realized I misread your thread. I thought, he used a calculator for 11,30*5. I agree with you that using a calculator for 11,30+5 is retarded.

GermanyBERND.GROUP mentally ill poster rankingBernd2022-12-15 15:03:04 · 4yNo. 243547reply
1) Paul
 
2) Bobo (swissball insult bot)
 
3) Uruguay
 
 
r8 and discuss
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GermanyBernd2022-12-16 18:39:17 · 4yNo. 243802reply
GermanyBernd2022-12-16 18:46:02 · 4yNo. 243804reply
i dont visit the board enough to notice also i really dont feel responsible at all since i never wanted to be a mod
 
i dont feel like abusing my powers on random people on the internet at all but this swiss poster is so incredibly obnoxious that he doesnt even feel like a human to me so sometimes i feel like pressing that ban button randomly simply because its funny
 
hahaha no
polan perhaps i should have included you in OP
PolandBernd2022-12-16 18:58:08 · 4yNo. 243809reply
how do you know this? did he brag about stealing weed?
 
well, I was joking, but your defensiveness tells me that maybe I was onto something
GermanyBernd2022-12-16 19:09:36 · 4yNo. 243815reply
my thread should still be somewhere, i had beautiful pics

GermanyBernd2022-12-16 15:12:52 · 4yNo. 243763reply
Has my threda about Rosie Wilde been deleted?
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NetherlandsBernd2022-12-16 16:16:51 · 4yNo. 243776reply
You'd lose people and that's the only valuable thing here.
FinlandBernd2022-12-16 16:38:22 · 4yNo. 243778reply
this is one of the best designed imageboards in existence
The communiry is not especially great
Though much better than kohl ofc
GermanyBernd2022-12-16 16:51:25 · 4yNo. 243779sagereply
People who are only interested in seeing nude women on the internet are not valuable
GermanyBernd2022-12-16 17:03:02 · 4yNo. 243785reply

GermanyBernd2022-12-11 16:56:51 · 4yNo. 242793reply
My friendship with Linux is over.
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GermanyBernd2022-12-13 05:18:43 · 4yNo. 243098reply
To use programs which are only available on Linux.
UkraineBernd2022-12-13 15:41:57 · 4yNo. 243142reply
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GermanyBernd2022-12-14 08:59:44 · 4yNo. 243313reply
FTP on Windows actually maxes my connection out. On Linux it was always throttled, on Windows I use the same client, connect to the same sever, but still get much higher speeds.
FinlandBernd2022-12-16 16:23:25 · 4yNo. 243777reply
I don't even use my pc anymore
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