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GermanyBernd2022-12-28 21:03:42 · 4yNo. 245700reply
Sorry, frens. I mainly went back to Kohl, it was alright the last few days.
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DenmarkBernd2022-12-29 13:12:11 · 3yNo. 245796reply
prove that was me
you can't
GermanyBernd2022-12-29 13:12:34 · 3yNo. 245797reply
I have your IP
PolandBernd2022-12-29 15:20:18 · 3yNo. 245813reply
are you going to arrest him, officer?
United StatesBernd2022-12-29 16:53:05 · 3yNo. 245823reply
It's better to make a clean break.

GermanyKC ChickBernd2022-12-10 09:12:24 · 4yNo. 242415reply
Hello, I need more KC Chick images please.
 
kthx bye
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SloveniaBernd2022-12-28 22:09:24 · 4yNo. 245715reply
Every time I see the word "subhuman" my mind reads it pronounced like Saint Hamudi did, and I can't help but chuckle.
 
Subhu-MAN!
SwitzerlandBernd2022-12-28 22:21:38 · 4yNo. 245718sagereply
Boy you look ugly. How about incels.is that seems a nice place for you.
GermanyBernd2022-12-28 23:21:41 · 4yNo. 245725reply
>spent weeks waiting out his ban
>immediately picks it up exactly where he left it
I almost feel sorry, insulting the 10 people active on an obscure imageboard on a regular basis in the most useless way possible really seems to be a big thing for you. I wonder what happened to you
SwitzerlandBernd2022-12-28 23:26:44 · 4yNo. 245727reply
I am here to enjoy your suffering. That's it. Now do something funny lolcow.

GermanyBernd2022-12-24 08:28:13 · 4yNo. 244960reply
What do you do all day besides lurking KC?
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NetherlandsBernd2022-12-28 21:11:26 · 4yNo. 245702reply
>I wonder how many people don't use the max setting at all time
It's meaningless on roads with heavy bike traffic and there's a lot of such roads in the Netherlands, but I got your point.
 
Anyway, even with full support there's still considerable work for your legs, after 6h riding e-bike you feel as tired as after 2h common cycling while getting much further and seeing much more.
SwitzerlandBernd2022-12-28 21:41:20 · 4yNo. 245709reply
Ewww mestezitolover and massive incel detected.
PeruBernd2022-12-28 22:49:38 · 4yNo. 245722reply
He’s a serrano provinciano from the Highlands, is part of their culture
SwitzerlandBernd2022-12-28 22:58:44 · 4yNo. 245724reply
Most swiss people love coke I don't. So he is a ham?


GermanyBernd2022-12-22 20:45:54 · 4yNo. 244757reply
I just won an argument against AI. Rate
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GermanyBernd2022-12-23 17:10:12 · 4yNo. 244874reply
ChatGPT is IQ75 though
PolandBernd2022-12-23 17:23:39 · 4yNo. 244875reply
you should try a topic that doesn't have a proven and true answer
FinlandBernd2022-12-23 17:30:51 · 4yNo. 244876reply
less than one standard deviation behind bernd then
FinlandBernd2022-12-28 12:54:02 · 4yNo. 245623reply

TurkeyBernd2022-12-27 17:48:17 · 4yNo. 245536reply
what is love
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FinlandBernd2022-12-28 10:49:16 · 4yNo. 245615reply
I'm also fat but I can't program
GermanyBernd2022-12-28 10:52:32 · 4yNo. 245616reply
You have a weird way to shave your eyebrows.
MoscowBernd2022-12-28 11:28:59 · 4yNo. 245620reply
How so? I thought all chubs can program.
FinlandBernd2022-12-28 11:48:20 · 4yNo. 245621reply

TurkeyBernd2022-12-28 04:35:57 · 4yNo. 245603reply
müesssetü ajnad du gaddim x-DD

United StatesBernd2022-12-25 04:59:27 · 4yNo. 245204reply
Anytime a cashier or other service employee tries to make small talk with me anything beyond:
>hello
>how are you?
Or
>did you find everything ok?
 
I make an effort to avoid avoid visiting that establishment in the future. I have programmed responses in my brain to respond to these aforementioned statements/questions but anything beyond that and I get heatenings and have trouble formulating a response. Maybe asking about the weather is ok sometimes too if it's snowing or icy, then I can say something along the lines of "haha yeah it's getting nasty out there" or "yeah it's a bit slippery"
 
Ii suffer greatly as assburger in country with culture of mindless smalltalk. I wish I lived in finland or something
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PolandBernd2022-12-27 16:05:38 · 4yNo. 245525reply
jfc, that's awful, I'm sorry
TaiwanBernd2022-12-27 16:08:08 · 4yNo. 245526reply
That's just the kind of stuff that happens when you're poor. I don't have bad feelings towards my dad, he was just a massive poorfag and constantly angry about it. I'm sure if we had money he would have taken me lol.
PolandBernd2022-12-27 16:30:54 · 4yNo. 245529reply
how do you feel about universal health care?
TaiwanBernd2022-12-27 17:16:42 · 4yNo. 245533reply
I don't really care if I live or die so it seems out of place for me to have opinions on social issues. That's always been my position.

United StatesBernd2022-12-24 07:40:37 · 4yNo. 244958reply
Waldemods and tongued anuses, I cannot think of a more iconic combo
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GermanyBernd2022-12-27 13:44:15 · 4yNo. 245514reply
I wake up everyday and it feels cold between my cheeks. But no matter how many more blankets I put on it does not help. Only the warmth of a fellow Bernd on my anus could provide the much needed heat. But I am alone.
I wake up everyday and I feel an itch on my rosebud. But no matter how hard I scratch I won't go away. Only the massage of a fellow Bernd's tongue would drive that itch away. But here I am all alone.
I wake up everyday and it feels dry around my rectum. Dry and brittle like it was coated with sand. I put on ointments but none of them help. Only the saliva of a fellow Bernd could provide enough moisture to provide the much needed relief. But there is no one here.
 
I know that the polish Bernd is only toying with me but my anus needs love. It is nothing to be toyed with. And so it stays alone. It remains cold and dry. The dryness eventually forms cracks in my anus and when I scratch those cracks burst and start to bleed. The blood seeps out of my anus and with it I feel how my strength leaves my body. So I stay in bed, weak and suffering. All alone.
PolandBernd2022-12-27 15:35:28 · 4yNo. 245518reply
> flirt with Bernd
> Bernd thinks I'm making fun of him
GermanyBernd2022-12-27 15:38:28 · 4yNo. 245519reply
You don't know what flirting is
PolandBernd2022-12-27 15:40:22 · 4yNo. 245521reply
eh, that's fair I suppose

GermanyBernd2022-12-24 19:45:27 · 4yNo. 245127reply
Why is Uruguay like that?
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GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:43:02 · 4yNo. 245278reply
Dominican RepublicBernd2022-12-25 21:05:44 · 4yNo. 245298reply
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 21:20:50 · 4yNo. 245302reply
HungaryBernd2022-12-27 12:38:18 · 4yNo. 245509reply
>he has more to do with Odin than with this saint
He watches Ghosts...

GermanyBernd2022-12-26 09:06:18 · 4yNo. 245392reply
I always knew there are at least three German Bernds (myself included) on KC.
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MoscowBernd2022-12-26 17:31:11 · 4yNo. 245436reply
How many Moscows are here, do you know?
PolandBernd2022-12-26 19:22:29 · 4yNo. 245448reply
don't know about that, I've met a lot of Germans in my life and not one of them was ever rude
GermanyBernd2022-12-26 22:00:02 · 4yNo. 245463reply
MoscowBernd2022-12-27 06:44:08 · 4yNo. 245491reply
Correct :^)
 
You know everyone, you could be a local banker.

United KingdomBernd2022-12-25 09:50:56 · 4yNo. 245225reply
I can't visit lolcow.farm anymore, seems like they locked out VPNs (not just from posting, but visiting) or more precisely Mullvad.
Should I ditch Mullvad? Have been using it for two years so far, but I am not sure if I can continue paying for this service.
Another thing that is annoying me is the lack of locations. Why no UA servers? I've read you can access paywalled articles of a German newspaper with UA IP for free.
What do?
Go ovpn.to?
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BerndBernd2022-12-25 15:38:23 · 4yNo. 245267reply
How do I do this?
AustraliaBernd2022-12-26 05:24:41 · 4yNo. 245374reply
it went down for a while for maintenance since the owner wanted to change the site
there was a lot of angry posts about it on cc (and the owner quit because of it)
GermanyBernd2022-12-26 15:05:21 · 4yNo. 245414reply
So lc.farm is officially kill? When I wrote that post I was able to visit it with no VPN
AustraliaBernd2022-12-27 01:40:58 · 4yNo. 245475reply
I haven't kept up with all the new info over the last few days but there's been about a week of constant lolcow bunker threads on crystal cafe with discussion about it
for me right now I can't access the new website (same as old url), there's another website now that's the original site but I haven't tried to access it yet (but apparently some people have issues accessing that one too)

BerndBernd2022-12-26 16:06:21 · 4yNo. 245422reply
I'm gonna be 30 in 2023
MoscowBernd2022-12-26 17:24:45 · 4yNo. 245433reply
Is that so? Fascinating.
PolandBernd2022-12-26 19:23:04 · 4yNo. 245449reply
have you picked an urn yet?

GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:29:12 · 4yNo. 245273reply
I think it is about time that I create a new gif banner for bernd.group.
Later today I will smoke a creativity cigarette and post result.
MoscowBernd2022-12-25 16:37:59 · 4yNo. 245274reply
Wait until tomorrow and then post it. Anything you make at 2 AM while being high is probably not as good as it seems to you at that moment.
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:38:56 · 4yNo. 245275reply
GermanyBernd2022-12-25 16:40:25 · 4yNo. 245276reply
MoscowBernd2022-12-26 17:38:44 · 4yNo. 245439reply
So what you came up with?
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