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GermanyBernd2023-01-16 17:50:24 · 3yNo. 249345reply
Is the software of this board on some git repo where I can take a look at it?
 
Can't be so hard to fix most of the bugs if the software quality is not so shit that I want to tear my eyes out.
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GermanyBernd2023-01-17 17:23:23 · 3yNo. 249560reply
He didn't even bother to remove the christmas hat from the logo. Only wait 10 more months until its appropriate again. It's over.
GermanyBernd2023-01-17 17:24:18 · 3yNo. 249562reply
come to krautchan.love or even ernstchan.xyz is better at this point
GermanyBernd2023-01-17 17:29:11 · 3yNo. 249563reply
Ihor doesn't even post at his own imageboard. He basically just installed some imageboard software on his server and left most of the settings at default. He does not put any effort into this.
 
I can't really get into ernstchan. It's boring.
GermanyBernd2023-01-17 17:30:18 · 3yNo. 249565reply
And? It's still better than kc.rip. No bugs, no bloated js, ultra fast, more like kohlchan, which uses the perfect ib engine in my opinion.

GermanyBernd2023-01-09 19:25:45 · 3yNo. 248302reply
One should evaluate everyday, whether imageboards have a positive influence on oneself.
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GermanyBernd2023-01-10 19:43:27 · 3yNo. 248433reply
Is this real
DenmarkBernd2023-01-10 21:48:38 · 3yNo. 248460reply
As if I would have anything else to turn to, being Bernd is my life and I can't change that, there's no amount of abstinence towards imageboards that can change the fact that I have sunk the majority of my life into imageboards and have become permanently scarred by edgy opinions that I looked up to in my youth.
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-10 21:53:50 · 3yNo. 248463reply
GermanyBernd2023-01-17 17:16:04 · 3yNo. 249554reply
Evaluated

Dominican RepublicHow to cure misogyny?Bernd2023-01-15 23:56:22 · 3yNo. 249241reply
Its not a joke or anything, I'm 100% serious
I dont want to do a 180 reverse and become a male feminist, i just want to treat women with respect (?
 
I've been thinking of trying to talk with all kinds of women when I go back to university, since in the past i only talked to those i deemed attractive, because my poisoned mind thought seggs was the only thing women could offer :D
 
I even remember a not so attractive girl that tried to talk to me somewhat and I just put minimum effort in the conversation, well, that actually happened 4 times
 
I will try to get better
 
There's also the problem that image boards and porn make it hard to get over muh soggy knee
And the fact that feminists make it pretty damn hard to empathize
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Dominican RepublicBernd2023-01-16 17:00:54 · 3yNo. 249337reply
Fair
But how does one get help without money?
And how do you know those were my posts and not the other Dominican bernds? (We are 3 here)
GermanyBernd2023-01-16 17:05:06 · 3yNo. 249338reply
>But how does one get help without money?
I have absolutely no idea how the Dominican healthcare system looks like, so I can't comment on that. In Germany you start by going to doctors and therapists, go to clinics and possibly even take meds. Yes, it's hard to get a place somewhere, especially one that is covered by public healthcare, but it's doable. You could also try support groups (I guess kc is already kind of a support group to you).
>And how do you know those were my posts and not the other Dominican bernds?
The topics you post about, your lingo and after a while of observing people on imageboards, most of them get fairly easy to spot. It's all the easier, if there are only few with the same countryball of course.
ChileBernd2023-01-16 20:07:00 · 3yNo. 249360reply
I think you are letting yourself be carried away by what some people who do not live in the Caribbean or in Latam say.
PeruBernd2023-01-17 06:22:29 · 3yNo. 249440reply
Those gringos have the belief that here if you say hi to a woman you get laid. I have the same image about European and North American women, that they are easy peasy sex fiends and only autists and losers don’t get laid. I guess it’s some sort of grass is greener on the other side kind of thing.

GermanyBernd2023-01-16 17:08:09 · 3yNo. 249339reply
I love women so much it's unreal.
FinlandBernd2023-01-16 19:43:10 · 3yNo. 249355reply
I love women more than you do
ChileBernd2023-01-16 19:53:09 · 3yNo. 249358reply
is your crush? platonic love?
GermanyBernd2023-01-16 20:08:19 · 3yNo. 249362reply
Beautiful woman
SloveniaBernd2023-01-16 20:19:38 · 3yNo. 249374reply

United StatesBernd2023-01-04 07:21:45 · 3yNo. 247353reply
Owl fren is hooting outside. I hope he finds a tasty mouse tonight
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GermanyBernd2023-01-16 01:28:16 · 3yNo. 249257reply
Do owls poop and pee from the same hole? Do they have benises?! I don't trust like that
United StatesBernd2023-01-16 03:04:14 · 3yNo. 249265reply
I think all birds do that. Eggs come out of the same hole as well but there's some mechanism that helps prevent getting shit on them.
 
I've eaten chicken anuses in Taiwan before, quite tasty.
PolandBernd2023-01-16 15:12:47 · 3yNo. 249321reply
> Do owls poop and pee from the same hole
yep, it's called a cloaca and birds use it to piss, shit and fuck or I guess it's more of a cloaca-kiss than actual fucking
SloveniaBernd2023-01-16 15:17:43 · 3yNo. 249323reply
>but there's some mechanism that helps prevent getting shit on them.
I don't think there's much of a mechanism, I get eggs from farmer and sometimes they're shitted ons
 
anatids (ducks &c.) and ratites (ostrich &c.) have benis, other pirds, its don't
t. pird anatomy pro

IndiaBernd2023-01-16 08:29:40 · 3yNo. 249288reply
Covid vaccines are killing tons of people and making people sick and disabled! The mRNA spike proteins destroy your immune system so the vaccines have effectively given people AIDS. We must stop the vaccines immediately and especially stop injecting them into children and people under 18!!!
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TurkeyBernd2023-01-16 15:15:46 · 3yNo. 249322sagereply
Ok OK, i wanted to derail this but whatever.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-16 15:41:06 · 3yNo. 249327sagereply
>The mRNA spike proteins
You mean, the proteins the virus makes your cells make when you get infected?
Are you saying the coof is airborne AIDS?
GermanyBernd2023-01-16 22:02:14 · 3yNo. 249395sagereply
Because then I'll have to spend time hiding half the threads eventually like on kohlchan you impolite piece of shit? And you have to look at the threads either way before hiding, and it's not about reading something "uncomfortable" but the same retarded antivaxx schizo shit that has been spammed on these boards for years which is annoying, boring and dumbs me down to even have to think people like this exist
GermanyBernd2023-01-17 14:00:27 · 3yNo. 249478sagereply
cry more you sissy snowflake

RussiaBernd2023-01-16 00:14:12 · 3yNo. 249248reply
I am the man who lured the first batch of posters into this board from kohl.
Opinion?
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MoscowBernd2023-01-16 05:16:24 · 3yNo. 249278reply
Correction: it was me who did it.
GermanyBernd2023-01-16 05:29:40 · 3yNo. 249280reply
MoscowBernd2023-01-16 05:54:04 · 3yNo. 249284reply
We need to settle this matter down the gentlemen way: with a series of CS:GO duels.
RussiaBernd2023-01-16 12:44:33 · 3yNo. 249296reply
It was me and you know it.

United StatesBernd2023-01-16 04:58:44 · 3yNo. 249276reply
Ordered ans turkey sub but when I arrived to pick up my order, the bag had TWO subs in it. Did they misread my order and make two turkey subs? Did they perhaps add someone else's sub of a different variety to my bag? Did they just mess up completely and give me someone else's order entirely? Stay tuned to find out when I open and eat them in a couple hours
 
In any case I am much happier to have two subs instead of one
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MoscowBernd2023-01-16 08:57:33 · 3yNo. 249290reply
Why you call it a "sub" anyway? Submarine? Sub-sandwich? Should be "super" for super-sandwich.
United StatesBernd2023-01-16 09:00:33 · 3yNo. 249291reply
Such deals hardly exist anymore with inflation. There is a deal in the app of the place I ordered from (jimmy johns) where you get a free sub after you buy 5 subs. But I am still two subs away from redeeming that offer, and it would be a separate transaction anyway to get the free sub. I think the sandwich assembler just misread my order.
 
And yes subways spokesman from 10 years ago did end up being a pedo groomer, but subway is shit anyway. The last time I remember eating there was like 2 or 3 years ago on a road trip because it was the only place open
United StatesBernd2023-01-16 09:07:27 · 3yNo. 249292reply
Yeah because it's a long cylindrical shape like, a submarine. Some people also call them hoagies poboys or grinders depending on region
GermanyBernd2023-01-16 09:32:33 · 3yNo. 249293reply
>but subway is shit anyway
I used to like it when I was younger 10 years ago but when I think about it today it's really stupid considering how easy it is to make a sandwich like that yourself and how overpriced even back in the day it was

GermanyBernd2023-01-14 23:24:25 · 3yNo. 249112reply
New tool made in China. The cheapest Japanese one coast exactly the same, but is not Digital.
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United StatesBernd2023-01-15 04:33:03 · 3yNo. 249146reply
I've had bad luck with Chinese made tools
MoscowBernd2023-01-15 06:30:47 · 3yNo. 249157reply
Watcha gonna measure with it? Micrometer isn't something every household needs.
GermanyBernd2023-01-16 00:34:55 · 3yNo. 249250reply
its painfull but sometimes you have to go with the time.
who not?
its a secret.
MoscowBernd2023-01-16 05:21:20 · 3yNo. 249279reply
Is it drug plant leaf height? Has to do with drugs, surely.

GermanyBernd2023-01-13 21:22:19 · 3yNo. 248914reply
Corona in Germany is now officially and finally over. Germany‘s top virologist Drosten said that the pandemic is over and starting in February the last mask mandates in public transportation will be lifted. It took us three full years and I think it’s safe to say that all countries, especially Germany, failed at crisis management miserably.
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GermanyBernd2023-01-15 15:26:39 · 3yNo. 249184reply
How will you count future productivity lost through long covid? Look at the rise of disabled people in GB because of long covid. They are not productive nor do they consume despite some basic medical stuff. Preventing infections is an investment for the future.
GermanyBernd2023-01-15 15:29:50 · 3yNo. 249185reply
>Preventing infections is an investment for the future.
Old people dying from the cov is a relief for the pension system.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-15 16:53:40 · 3yNo. 249190reply
ratio between productivity lost and excess mortality
just don't stop counting just yet
United KingdomBernd2023-01-16 01:56:05 · 3yNo. 249261reply
cheers!

GermanyBernd2023-01-14 14:24:52 · 3yNo. 249001reply
Me never ever
SwitzerlandBernd2023-01-14 16:55:20 · 3yNo. 249041reply
This is when I realize that my celibacy has ruined my brain and my way of seeing the world.
 
I would never dare talk about cereal to my girlfriend.
GermanyBernd2023-01-14 16:56:51 · 3yNo. 249044reply
Celibacy didn't ruin your brain. It's just wired differently.
ChileBernd2023-01-14 22:48:01 · 3yNo. 249103reply
Is there any advantage of celibacy?
BrazilBernd2023-01-15 02:20:07 · 3yNo. 249138reply
It's being a SOCIETY that ruins your brain. Celibacy keeps it pure and free of sin

GermanyBernd2023-01-14 21:54:13 · 3yNo. 249087reply
Just did a guided Wim Hof breathing. Feeling good.
PeruBernd2023-01-15 01:34:34 · 3yNo. 249131reply
Did you reached contemplation state?
GermanyBernd2023-01-15 01:49:26 · 3yNo. 249134reply
Do you know how to breathe by yourself now?

GermanyBernd2023-01-14 16:38:51 · 3yNo. 249031reply
Is it possible to become more outgoing?
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CaliforniaBernd2023-01-14 18:38:28 · 3yNo. 249066reply
It's a little sad seeing everyone else having fun, but you are excluded, due to the Bernd curse
GermanyBernd2023-01-14 19:11:19 · 3yNo. 249070reply
Have you tried just going out?
ChileBernd2023-01-14 22:47:04 · 3yNo. 249102reply
You can hide it yes, but sooner or later your true personality will come to light
GermanyBernd2023-01-15 15:41:18 · 3yNo. 249186sagereply
just smoke weed

GermanyBernd2023-01-14 07:47:41 · 3yNo. 248949reply
Ate 500g of chili beans straight out of the can with a spoon hobo style for breakfast, have been farting nonstop ever since, lower belly is making lots of noises too
pls r8
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SloveniaBernd2023-01-14 11:51:08 · 3yNo. 248997reply
My grandpa calls baked beans "munitions".
GermanyBernd2023-01-14 12:06:10 · 3yNo. 248998reply
Your grandpa is a literal jew
SloveniaBernd2023-01-14 12:07:15 · 3yNo. 248999reply
he goes to church every sunday
GermanyBernd2023-01-14 19:15:57 · 3yNo. 249072reply
Dog bless him
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