Pls take the thread serious.

pidser

anything German, Scandinavian, Russian

best is my dick

worst is mämmi

My cock, your mom's favourite meal kEk

 

I'd say spaghetti or however it's written

pierogi or anything with fried potatoes

sauerkraut

benis is no type of food. You have to pick against.

I thought this was a judgement-free zone, let Bernds eat cocks if that's what they crave

good pasta

bad pasta

I think cannibalism is where we can draw a line.

I would have guessed that you pick something sweet as your favorite food tbh.

do desserts count as food? I mean, technically they do, but they aren't normal meals, so that's why I haven't picked anything sweet

You can pick as many desserts as you want sweetie. As long as schlong is not on the ingredient list.

what if it's a schlong made of chocolate?

 

seriously though, the best dessert is chocolate ice cream (bonus points for mixed-in brownie batter); pic related is also surprisingly tasty but I can't find it anywhere anymore

i can't decide on best foods. pork schnitzl, haggis, shishkebabs, satay... korma is also nice but best when self-made since i like the texture but prefer it spicier.

as for worst foods, i would say any gelatinous shellfish and of course unseasoned liver. once had liver served in peppercorn sauce, couldn't keep it down. escargot is on the list but only because the texture makes me vomit with reliability, the taste is akshully quite good.

on a related note - how do i cook liver that is preferable to eating dry bread or nothing at all? it is the cheapest sort of meat available in shops but i can't hack it

Do you also like ice cream with milk? Do you like it as well as the non dairy ones?

eating rocks would be preferable to liver but have you tried it with fried/caramelized onions?

 

I don't mind dairy, those ice cream I posted just happen to be dairy-free and delicious (which is impressive given how hard it is to find good dairy-free ice cream; first time I bought them was actually by mistake)

 

what desserts do you like?

I thought you didn't like milk.

 

If I would have to pick a favorite I would probably pick Tiramisu. But I also like all sorts of cream cakes.

anything mommy makes

school cafeteria

no, but i have some plans for soaking it in beer before cooking, slicing it thin as fuck and then stir frying with opinions and tons of garlic, so i will maybe try caramelising the opinions

spaghetti

the best food is the italian food and my dick

the worst is chinese

Best one is Perogies felt with eggs and chives.

Best good=Peruvian

Worse food=anything bland with lame spices or no spices at all like most yuropoor food

Best food is self cooked food and worst allways ready products like frozen goyslop pizza.

 

Such boring but easy reply

ebin

WINRAR :DDD

you thought right because I don't like milk (as in drinking it straight from a glass), but dairy is another story

 

I usually make that second cake you posted for my birthday, it's delicious

 

name one Peruvian dish

Ceviche is pretty well known

fried guinea pig

Cuy fricassee.

Cebiche, carapulcra, arroz con pollo, papa la huancaina, ají de gallina, pachamanca, lomo saltado, pollo a la brasa (we invented rotisserie chicken but ours have taste), sopa a la minuta, suspiro a la limeña, cau cau, chupe de camarones, sudado, huevera frita, etc etc.

 

We have tons of dishes of many categories such as soups, guisos, seafood, desserts, etc.

 

And most important besides the numbers and variety, our food is tasty.

which is your favorite?

It’s extremely hard to choose tbh, but I guess my top 4 are cebiche de erizos y conchas negras, carapulcra, tacu tacu en salsa de mariscos and pachamanca (the true one with 4 different meat types)

it says on wikipedia it's made of alpaca, is that true?

I suppose. The one I have eaten had meat from cow, chicken, pig and lamb. I guess the meats differ from region to region.

 

Gib recipe

Which one ?

 

Alle

Best food is Thai and Italian.

Bologneser, pidser, all those sticky rice deserts, green papaya salad, etc.

Wildcard: Sticky rice with bolognese.

 

Worst food is seafood.

Thats literally the best though. I love seafood in all forms, from canned sardines and cheap fish sticks to crab and oysters and everything in between. Gifts from the sea

I won't spoil your fun with it, most people seem to enjoy them.

On my last holiday some pronunciation mishap led to me being served a plate full of shrimps, clams and octopus.

I managed to swallow down the shrimps and taste one of each of the rest, but damn, how people can enjoy them is still a mystery to me.

Octopus is probably one of the few seafoods i wont eat because i got really sick from some raw octopus sushi once, plus they are very intelligent and interesting creatures so i feel kinda bad eating them.

 

But i grew up going to the pacific coast often and eating fresh oysters, dungeness crab and albacore. It really is 100x better fresh, like so fresh that you are buying it from the guy who caught/harvested it himself or maybe the fishmonger who bought it from the fisherman that same day he caught it.

 

I'll gladly eat the frozen stuff too but fresh quality seafood is truly fantastic

Coast garch

I just really can't handle the consistency of seafood, the taste is kinda meh for me.

I guess if you grow up near the coast it's some kind of acquired taste.

 

Worst experience for me was when I was snacking on some local Asian salad that's garnished with some raw crab that you aren't supposed to eat, just to end up with a large piece of shell in my mouth with no place to spit it out.

So I crunched it down until the pieces were small enough to swallow and flushed it down with some beer. Still getting goosebumps from disgust just by thinking about that.

Pleb

 

Patrician

How's that possible? There's always a place to spit it out, anything is better than forcing yourself to swallow something disgusting.

 

Anyway I treat seafood exaclty the same and I grew up in a place with plenty of it, I wonder if there's some biological reason to that.

could you spoil my fun (well, I guess there is nothing to spoil since I don't like seafood, but still)? I'm curious

 

I can't decide if I should praise your tenacity or ask if you're okay

It was during some concert and we were sitting on some mat in the midst of people without an empty cup in reach or possibility to communicate the need for an empty cup due to a full mouth paired with foreign linguistics.

Maybe some social retardness vulgo Berndship also played some role.

 

I expected a painful shit afterwards, but seemingly shells are still digested by the human food tract.

it's 100% Bernd behavior to endure uncomfortableness instead of asking for help of doing something that might bring attention to you