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GermanyBernd2023-01-26 18:15:05 · 3yNo. 250857reply
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What is the best food?
What is the worst?
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NetherlandsBernd2023-01-31 14:23:46 · 3yNo. 251506reply
> with no place to spit it out
How's that possible? There's always a place to spit it out, anything is better than forcing yourself to swallow something disgusting.
 
Anyway I treat seafood exaclty the same and I grew up in a place with plenty of it, I wonder if there's some biological reason to that.
PolandBernd2023-01-31 15:10:20 · 3yNo. 251516reply
> I won't spoil your fun with it, most people seem to enjoy them.
could you spoil my fun (well, I guess there is nothing to spoil since I don't like seafood, but still)? I'm curious
 
> just to end up with a large piece of shell in my mouth with no place to spit it out. So I crunched it down until the pieces were small enough to swallow
I can't decide if I should praise your tenacity or ask if you're okay
AustriaBernd2023-01-31 15:23:52 · 3yNo. 251518reply
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It was during some concert and we were sitting on some mat in the midst of people without an empty cup in reach or possibility to communicate the need for an empty cup due to a full mouth paired with foreign linguistics.
Maybe some social retardness vulgo Berndship also played some role.
 
I expected a painful shit afterwards, but seemingly shells are still digested by the human food tract.
PolandBernd2023-01-31 16:52:42 · 3yNo. 251545reply
it's 100% Bernd behavior to endure uncomfortableness instead of asking for help of doing something that might bring attention to you
GermanyBernd2023-01-31 08:43:45 · 3yNo. 251479reply
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As I'm getting more and more gray hair, I'm considering either killing myself to keep the memory of me and my hair in a state that I'm comfortable in (I have a full head of hair even though I'm over 30. Otherwise I wouldn't care that much I guess) OR start dyeing my hair. But since there are only ready-made colors, I was wondering if there is a way to get the exact (I'm talking Pantone precision) color of my hair and have a color made just for me? I guess loading a well lit picture of me and my hair into Photoshop and using the color picker on my hair isn't going to work, is it?
Alternative: Is there a way to reset my hair? Like a transplant for bald spots, but to keep them from turning gray.
 
t. hanks
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NetherlandsBernd2023-01-31 14:48:14 · 3yNo. 251511reply
Just put a pink wig or something else zoomers wear
PolandBernd2023-01-31 15:08:22 · 3yNo. 251515reply
> I was wondering if there is a way to get the exact (I'm talking Pantone precision) color of my hair and have a color made just for me?
you could go to a hairdresser (picking a good one is important), they would do that for you; you'd probably need to get some highlights done too, since natural hair has multiple shades
 
what's wrong with grey hair though?
United StatesBernd2023-01-31 16:07:33 · 3yNo. 251534reply
>what's wrong with grey hair though?
I can't handle the tragedy that ageing is. Not just for me, but seeing my parents age, too. I am OP, not sure why US flag
PolandBernd2023-01-31 16:48:05 · 3yNo. 251543reply
why can't you handle it?
AustraliaBernd2023-01-03 08:13:59 · 3yNo. 247125reply
Rate my kaka KC
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GermanyBernd2023-01-04 17:49:41 · 3yNo. 247415reply
Sic semper bogans
SloveniaBernd2023-01-04 17:52:05 · 3yNo. 247417reply
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TexasBernd2023-01-30 19:18:26 · 3yNo. 251390reply
ni
GermanyBernd2023-01-31 04:06:41 · 3yNo. 251448reply
gga
GermanyBernd2023-01-30 21:58:26 · 3yNo. 251423reply
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What's your opinion or maybe even experience with alternatives to the WWW? Have you ever tried Gopher or Gemini?
>Do you hate what the internet has become? How everyone uses the same big corporation-owned social media sites? What if I told you there is an entirely seperate version of the internet? And not just one, but multiple! Yes, I am here to introduce you to Project Gemini, but first, we have to go back... back to 1991.
https://thatwhitehand.neocities.org/tech/gemini
 
It sounds comfy. Is it even worth checking out?
NetherlandsBernd2023-01-30 22:24:32 · 3yNo. 251425reply
Everything besides www is dead for many years already.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-30 23:00:16 · 3yNo. 251432reply
There was one that weird online NRx adjacent folks were into, where you basically had to install some special operating system and then you had your own "planet" and shit like that. I have no idea what it was called though. Can anyone help me?
Germanycar threadaBernd2023-01-29 18:17:49 · 3yNo. 251239reply
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Do you have a driving license? Do you own a car? Which car model do you own?
When are you going to switch to ans electric car?
What is your general opinion about cars?
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PeruBernd2023-01-29 23:02:32 · 3yNo. 251278reply
Yes. Honda CRV 2011 and Suzuki Alto 2015.
GermanyBernd2023-01-29 23:18:02 · 3yNo. 251279reply
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I have driving license, but i not own a car only own scooter.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-29 23:55:37 · 3yNo. 251281reply
It runs bretti gud. Having 50k on the odometer helps, but it's also quite well preserved in terms of material aging.
Pre-2008 cars were good. Everything has gone to shit since.
AustriaBernd2023-01-30 22:55:10 · 3yNo. 251430reply
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I miss my 206 Sissy.
These days I rather walk, as everything I really want to reach is only within a planes range and car mechanics are fucking crooks.
QuebecBernd2023-01-30 01:38:11 · 3yNo. 251299reply
Saw an Ethiopean with an Asian female version of the polface nursing a little baby girl.
BerndBernd2023-01-30 02:51:06 · 3yNo. 251303reply
um akshuwawwy you saw two canadians...
GeorgiaBernd2023-01-28 15:55:21 · 3yNo. 251149reply
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Which is the best KC?
Which is the worst KC?
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GermanyBernd2023-01-29 02:56:38 · 3yNo. 251191reply
Krautchan
Kohlchan
HungaryBernd2023-01-29 13:04:10 · 3yNo. 251223reply
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1. Kansas City
2. Kansas City
SloveniaBernd2023-01-29 13:25:45 · 3yNo. 251225reply
Kansas City, Missouri and Kansas City, Kansas?
BerndBernd2023-01-30 02:29:48 · 3yNo. 251302reply
harry wayne casey
kohlchan
CanadaKys german mod save your mom your just "fremd auf der Welt"Bernd2023-01-29 22:37:27 · 3yNo. 251276reply
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Lel germans. Fuck them.
CanadaBernd2023-01-29 22:36:22 · 3yNo. 251275reply
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The germ mod posted with swiss proxy and suicide advice while he banned swiss alpha proxy for 3 month. Your mom is depressed due to you beeing a worthless hatefull german piece of shit. Kys to save your mom german mod. Fuck Hans. Hans raus.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-29 23:57:11 · 3yNo. 251282sagereply
this is bernd.group, kohlchan is down the block and to the left
BerndBernd2023-01-30 01:17:09 · 3yNo. 251293sagereply
nobody cares you irritating sreb twat
CanadaGerm mod banned swiss alpha in rageBernd2023-01-29 22:33:59 · 3yNo. 251274reply
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Lolcows Almanedition. Fapable lolcows against the faggots here. Can you dress up as tranny Anne? Practice the botteling.
CanadaBernd2023-01-29 22:28:46 · 3yNo. 251273reply
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Faggots die. German modcuckincel banned the awsome swiss proxy for 3 month. Rage made Hans his mom depressed to the point she hates her son.
FinlandBernd2023-01-29 18:12:55 · 3yNo. 251238reply
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why aren't hospitals built out of soap?
GermanyBernd2023-01-29 18:19:24 · 3yNo. 251240reply
If they were then soap manufacturer would sell less products.
It's a conspiracy of small pharma. They want to keep you dirty to sell more of their products.
BerndBernd2023-01-29 20:39:44 · 3yNo. 251260reply
there aren't enough jews
SwitzerlandBernd2023-01-27 00:14:18 · 3yNo. 250932reply
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I feel so lonely.
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United KingdomBernd2023-01-28 13:13:05 · 3yNo. 251121reply
whenever i feel bad i imagine a muslim or black person mocking me for being babtou fragile and it straightens my back. such is the power of racism
GeorgiaBernd2023-01-28 16:09:44 · 3yNo. 251151reply
Edelweiß never grows alone
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-28 23:17:05 · 3yNo. 251185reply
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Welcome to Lonesme Town, we've been expecting you
HungaryBernd2023-01-29 13:05:06 · 3yNo. 251224reply
https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=LwH0NW1jOyA
United StatesBernd2023-01-28 19:46:18 · 3yNo. 251176reply
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My farts smell really bad today
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-28 23:14:52 · 3yNo. 251184reply
Ook merci pour ta contribution
FinlandBernd2023-01-29 06:10:00 · 3yNo. 251200reply
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What did you eat yesterday, my fat fren?
United StatesBernd2023-01-29 06:17:31 · 3yNo. 251201reply
I had a late lunch of hummus and mushroom pidser for dinner. I think the culprit was the hummus cuz it was kinda old
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