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United StatesBernd2023-05-23 03:11:38 · 3yNo. 271872reply

IsraelBernd2023-05-22 16:51:16 · 3yNo. 271807reply
How to start a conversation with an extremely attractive supermarket cashier, Bernd?
I wouldn't say that I love her, but I see several times a week already for months and I often think of her. Last week when I was walking in the supermarket, I felt someone looking at me, I noticed it was her, and then I saw her talking something with a smile on her face to another cashier. Then when I went to pay my products, on purpose I went to another cashier and I felt this girl looking at me again.
Today I went there, I went to pay my products with her and she, as is his style, was very dry, no greeting, and I was so shy I couldn't even look her in the face, although I notice that she is very tanned from going to the beach. I pretended to organize my card inside my wallet just so I wouldn't look at her face.
 
She is blonde, blue eyed, her hair is very straight, short, yet she also seems bydlo, as if she smokes and hang out with subhumans.
 
What should I say to her? What kind of conversation I can strike with her?
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GermanyBernd2023-05-22 18:15:10 · 3yNo. 271820reply
this
 
once you achieve that bitches spawn around you basically
PeruBernd2023-05-22 19:04:47 · 3yNo. 271836reply
Based
GermanyBernd2023-05-22 19:13:16 · 3yNo. 271837reply
"Excuse me, can you tell me where to find hemorrhoid cream in your store? Did you ever have to use some yourself? Maybe you can help me apply it? :)"
You're welcome
RussiaBernd2023-05-22 19:39:44 · 3yNo. 271844reply
The most important thing is to have a backup supermarket to visit in case you overcringe. If you fail, you would probably never show up in that store ever again, so having a second option is of importance.
I wish you luck.

GermanyEPIC BURGER MOMENTBernd2023-05-20 01:51:34 · 3yNo. 271418reply
 
They all look so touched when listening to their anthem hahhaa
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PeruBernd2023-05-22 00:23:03 · 3yNo. 271755reply
>They all look so touched when listening to their anthem hahhaa
 
That’s normal in every country
GermanyBernd2023-05-22 13:15:50 · 3yNo. 271783reply
its not here
PeruBernd2023-05-22 14:25:52 · 3yNo. 271786reply
Germans were castrated after losing 2 World Wars
HungaryBernd2023-05-22 15:46:14 · 3yNo. 271797reply
>This video contains content from NFL, who has blocked it from display on this website or application
 
>They all look so touched when listening to their anthem
That should be normal.
 
Maybe you'd prefer it with the original lyrics.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=XK5mmYSeJsQ
 
This true however.

PolandBernd2023-05-21 19:46:40 · 3yNo. 271726reply
are you excited for the future of AI powered chatbots?
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FinlandBernd2023-05-22 04:40:19 · 3yNo. 271766reply
Future? Don't you mean present day, Bernd?
IsraelBernd2023-05-22 15:29:50 · 3yNo. 271794reply
Yes, I'm very excited to live surrounded by shadows, and these shadows are so numerous and well built, that I can't distinguish what is a shadow and what is real anymore.
United StatesBernd2023-05-22 15:35:46 · 3yNo. 271795reply
Mmmm deliciously asymmetrical, complex, multidimensional, psychic, proxy warfare.
PeruBernd2023-05-22 15:42:10 · 3yNo. 271796reply
Sweden
Yes

SwedenBernd2023-05-16 17:16:56 · 3yNo. 270883reply
Gonna treat myself tonight.
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GermanyBernd2023-05-20 22:04:29 · 3yNo. 271580reply
He knew the risks. He died doing what he loves the most. Let's hope that he came at least once before it happenened.
FinlandBernd2023-05-20 23:48:31 · 3yNo. 271597reply
he died a patriot
TurkeyBernd2023-05-22 00:07:58 · 3yNo. 271752reply
A death any swede would envy.
PeruBernd2023-05-22 05:12:19 · 3yNo. 271768reply
Sweden
Yes

GermanyBernd2023-05-17 09:14:33 · 3yNo. 270980reply
What is the best method to download youtube in the year 2023?
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United StatesBernd2023-05-20 00:21:01 · 3yNo. 271410reply
i use yt5s
HungaryBernd2023-05-20 11:41:35 · 3yNo. 271460reply
All these slav flags just russia flag with local coa on it. Really makes you think.
BrazilBernd2023-05-20 11:54:56 · 3yNo. 271461reply
I download for here: https://www.to-convert.com/pt/diverso/converter-youtube-mp3.php
FranceBernd2023-05-20 21:32:51 · 3yNo. 271579reply

IsraelBernd2023-05-19 16:28:05 · 3yNo. 271327reply
Would bernd live in 60s Rio de Janeiro?
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United StatesBernd2023-05-20 16:25:38 · 3yNo. 271496reply
А снагтыжлфг
IsraelBernd2023-05-20 17:00:30 · 3yNo. 271501reply
And what is your opinion of Rio? Did you find Rio's women attractive?
PeruBernd2023-05-20 17:18:43 · 3yNo. 271506reply
My first post in this thread was literally my opinion about Rio. It’s a nice place, the zone near the beach Copacabana is beautiful although the city itself is big and it expands to the Northwest (the tourist/beaches part is a tiny section located at the Southeast of the city), I took the liberty and time to explore those areas, most of them are middle class (not talking about the favelas). Of course it has plenty of problems like any big Latin American city but since I come from such a place it is not an issue. Women in Rio and in Brazil in general are beautiful and heterogenous, you can find different women for all tastes. Don’t get me wrong, you can find fugly women as well, but a lot of beautiful women with great bodies because there’s a strong culture of fitness there.
IsraelBernd2023-05-20 17:49:37 · 3yNo. 271510reply
Did you visit any museum? Were you at the historical center of the city? How long you spent there?

GermanyBernd2023-05-20 12:43:46 · 3yNo. 271466reply
It's over
United KingdomBernd2023-05-20 12:54:47 · 3yNo. 271467reply
good, gas all paedos
 
this website is utter gash
GermanyBernd2023-05-20 12:57:21 · 3yNo. 271468reply
GermanyBernd2023-05-20 13:20:08 · 3yNo. 271470reply
Back to Reddit

SloveniaBernd2023-05-17 21:31:33 · 3yNo. 271045reply
I'm trying to read the original publication of this and it's paywalled on nature.com but sci-hub doesn't have it yet
such cases
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PolandBernd2023-05-20 11:02:20 · 3yNo. 271457reply
seriously, just message the authors
SloveniaBernd2023-05-20 11:15:29 · 3yNo. 271459reply
>e-mail from: [email protected]
yeah I think they won't answer me
PolandBernd2023-05-20 12:13:44 · 3yNo. 271462reply
are you unable to use a normal address?
 
I'm starting to suspect you don't really want to gain access to this article
GermanyBernd2023-05-20 12:14:47 · 3yNo. 271463reply
ChatGPT found me a publication in a Scientific journal of course its not online. And the retired boomer Professor from third world is not even on facebook.

FinlandBernd2023-05-17 19:39:11 · 3yNo. 271025reply
yoghurt i bought smelled and tasted really weird and had weird parts in it. it was 3rd world tier and it was in finland. i might die during this night
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GermanyBernd2023-05-19 22:22:25 · 3yNo. 271396reply
I want kefir bread right now!
PeruBernd2023-05-19 23:10:58 · 3yNo. 271405reply
Kefir sounds like kafir, and kafir is haram
GermanyBernd2023-05-19 23:14:14 · 3yNo. 271406reply
GermanyBernd2023-05-20 10:58:43 · 3yNo. 271456reply

GermanyBernd2023-05-19 10:06:50 · 3yNo. 271298reply
They banned me for making a thread with vaivori and think it's a frog
SloveniaBernd2023-05-19 10:07:44 · 3yNo. 271299reply
TurkeyBernd2023-05-19 11:15:14 · 3yNo. 271301reply
RussiaBernd2023-05-19 12:04:54 · 3yNo. 271303reply
is kohlchan still a thing even lol lmao

RussiaBernd2023-05-15 21:26:18 · 3yNo. 270685reply
I frequently see female nipples, either through thin fabric when they go without bra or due to the nipples slipping out of extreme cleavages. Really, it does happen frequently to me. Today I got a very clear view on a very good tit of a woman who looked like an expensive hooker.
 
All in all, I think it means that I am a lucky person as this isn't a rare event for me.
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MissouriBernd2023-05-18 21:45:15 · 3yNo. 271217reply
I would pay money to see op in action
United StatesBernd2023-05-18 23:31:11 · 3yNo. 271238reply
Lamo.
PolandBernd2023-05-19 07:55:34 · 3yNo. 271292reply
my nipples just withered and fell off
SloveniaBernd2023-05-19 10:06:32 · 3yNo. 271297reply
the exact other way around
no bra = didn't fall for the memes = not braindead

PolandBernd2023-05-15 10:51:28 · 3yNo. 270557reply
Wait, krautchan's back?? Since when??
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GermanyBernd2023-05-17 08:15:20 · 3yNo. 270976reply
RussiaBernd2023-05-17 21:11:07 · 3yNo. 271038reply
MissouriBernd2023-05-17 23:42:38 · 3yNo. 271061reply
Are you guys stretching your boys on the ukraine?
United StatesBernd2023-05-19 04:39:56 · 3yNo. 271261reply
guess who's back
back again
krautchans back
tell a friend

GermanyBernd2023-05-16 11:57:19 · 3yNo. 270808reply
Electricians will be working in my flat all day. That means a whole day without electricity. Can Bernd recommend audiobooks?
SloveniaBernd2023-05-16 12:09:52 · 3yNo. 270809reply
Bronze Age Mindset has a decent audiobook I heard
PolandBernd2023-05-16 13:42:15 · 3yNo. 270815reply
anything read by Michael Kelly, his voice is super nice
RussiaBernd2023-05-18 22:40:45 · 3yNo. 271226reply
Mein Kampf, narrated by author.
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