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United StatesBernd2023-11-09 04:48:06 · 3yNo. 293207reply
How the hell did an obscure offshoot of an already obscure imageboard get itself blocked on a supermarket wifi network?
 
you dirty dogs
IsraelBernd2023-11-09 06:03:18 · 3yNo. 293208reply
They just do a blank blockage of all places that are related to imageboards in general. It's not targeted specifically at bernd.group
HungaryBernd2023-11-09 07:59:27 · 3yNo. 293209reply
I bet they block everything but facebook, google, youtube, twitter, amazon, and webshops. The internet is dangerous!

RussiaExperimentBernd2023-11-07 16:28:10 · 3yNo. 293105reply
In theory, what is the probable destiny of a food item that was shoved directly into consumer's anus rather than his gastrointestinal tract?
Will it just rot within his rectum, causing painful anal gangrene?
If we push the food further, could it be delivered to the stomach?
 
picrel human child consuming food the traditional way
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United StatesBernd2023-11-08 05:44:19 · 3yNo. 293145reply
I imagine it would get pushed out or cause a blockage of some sort
GermanyBernd2023-11-08 08:58:36 · 3yNo. 293150reply
have you never seen one of these videos where someone pushed a dildo so far up his ass that he had to get it removed at the hospital? it's a one-way road
HungaryBernd2023-11-08 09:34:11 · 3yNo. 293151reply
This sounds a lot like communism.
RussiaBernd2023-11-08 09:34:19 · 3yNo. 293152reply
Not necessarily, as far as I understand the muscles inside our bodies would push anything out, IF it's lubed enought. Poops are naturally lubed.

United StatesBernd2023-11-05 16:18:39 · 3yNo. 293011reply
Time for my morning poop right on schedule. Starting the day off right
AustriaBernd2023-11-05 16:20:16 · 3yNo. 293012reply
>17:20
>morning
Bruh

RussiaBernd2023-11-02 13:50:09 · 3yNo. 292722reply
Where Jews?
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RussiaBernd2023-11-03 00:01:28 · 3yNo. 292768reply
 
Im pretty sure he has his reasons and arguments, just visibly reluctant to air them on camera. It could rapidly escalate to criticism of current regime, which is even more dangerous then accusations of mere hate crime. Plus journalist is shifty as fuck.
GermanyBernd2023-11-03 02:10:07 · 3yNo. 292776reply
Planes and their insides scare the shit out of me
RussiaBernd2023-11-05 13:47:59 · 3yNo. 292998reply
RussiaBernd2023-11-05 13:50:00 · 3yNo. 292999reply
TL;DR they were studying how the engine works. Actually I'd do the same if I was so close to the jet engine and no Jews around.

GermanyBernd2023-11-05 02:16:12 · 3yNo. 292980reply
what the fuck
GermanyBernd2023-11-05 02:49:31 · 3yNo. 292981reply
ich nicht. aber du kannst meine frau fragen.

United StatesBernd2023-10-22 04:29:21 · 3yNo. 291802reply
A cashier tried to make small talk with me while buying beer. another place I will have to avoid now, great
 
being an autist in america is hell
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United StatesBernd2023-10-22 16:00:49 · 3yNo. 291838reply
the more you do it the easier it becomes. until you can do it on autopilot like everyone else
you are also clearly over-worrying about details that noone else worries about, thus increasing the amount of energy required
even when you fail, you may bring laughter and joy. the advantage of being non-threatening is that noone will be very bothered by your attempts to interact
United StatesBernd2023-10-23 03:52:01 · 3yNo. 291870reply
it's not that I care what she thinks of me, it's that I hate forced meaningless conversation and avoid it at all costs.
 
for example trader Joe's is a great store and I love buying their food, but the cashiers are trained to be friendly and try to spark up conversations about what you're wearing or what you're buying so I dread the checkout line.
PolandBernd2023-10-23 08:46:53 · 3yNo. 291878reply
avoid looking at people's faces if you don't want them to interact with you
 
> conversations about what you're wearing or what you're buying
really? what do they say?
 
here it's mostly all "hellos" and "goodbyes", sometimes they mention the weather (but only if it's particularly bad) and once a lady asked me about a product I was buying (because she wanted to know if it's any good)
FinlandBernd2023-11-04 09:44:03 · 3yNo. 292915reply
I am a Finnish assburger, and this is the most assburger country in the world. (Japan puts up a lot of competition, but they still have this social conformity thing.) I've also lived a couple of years in England, for contrast, and can confirm that I got a reverse culture shock from all that Finnish assburgerism. So, you'd think this would be an assburger-friendly country. And it isn't. We were just born on the wrong planet.

RussiaBernd2023-11-03 20:11:43 · 3yNo. 292838reply
i starting to like rap music
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GermanyBernd2023-11-03 23:52:51 · 3yNo. 292882reply
GermanyBernd2023-11-03 23:58:24 · 3yNo. 292886reply
Still nigger music
GermanyBernd2023-11-04 00:05:48 · 3yNo. 292891reply
GermanyBernd2023-11-04 00:07:13 · 3yNo. 292892reply
Muh

GermanyBernd2023-10-30 13:10:21 · 3yNo. 292465reply
Wow spanish posts have really taken over.
 
Shouldn't we just finally ban them all? So Bermd cam die a slow death amongst himself instead of drawning in foreign banter.
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GermanyBernd2023-11-02 21:14:43 · 3yNo. 292759reply
>did he ask you to fuck his wife?
RomaniaBernd2023-11-02 22:59:00 · 3yNo. 292764reply
SloveniaBernd2023-11-03 21:44:14 · 3yNo. 292853reply
you just know this album free download on bandcamp and it fire
GermanyBernd2023-11-03 23:42:09 · 3yNo. 292876reply

PolandBernd2023-10-13 20:30:11 · 3yNo. 291133reply
there's a parliamentary election on Sunday and I will be voting for a party that's literally named The Left
 
rate
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SloveniaBernd2023-10-19 17:30:43 · 3yNo. 291630reply
wow that's racist
UruguayBernd2023-10-23 10:25:06 · 3yNo. 291880reply
 
Sadly yes, they will surely vote for the most welfare party. If a society is too divided ppl will vote for the party that most benefit their collective, this is why i dont believe in diversity. Turks votes or SPD no matter how conservative they are, same with moroccans with PSOE.
 
Democracy works, but you need a homogeneus society. Once you get rid of foreigners and disabled, you could have a perfect democracy, you also need to make votes public so everyone know if the election is rigged or not..
 
 
Vooting can works
 
 
Increasing security and stricter migration control, they also planned to increase birthrates.
SloveniaBernd2023-10-23 13:06:42 · 3yNo. 291883reply
Bich please, AfD is the party of turko-serboids and waldemars.
FinlandBernd2023-11-03 21:23:25 · 3yNo. 292852reply
Finnish and haven't heard of decentralization (hajasijoitus)? The reason kepu exists

AustriaBernd2023-10-29 19:53:14 · 3yNo. 292404reply
Love goes out to my friend, Polish Bernd. Only decent human being here!
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PolandBernd2023-11-02 14:52:53 · 3yNo. 292724reply
what kind of podcasts do you listen to?
 
and how do you just walk around and relax without hurrying? seems impossible to me
 
I love those cat videos
 
I wanted to sleep in but my mentally ill neighbor decided to start barking through an open window at 6 AM
 
just don't forget to buy a leaf blower
AustriaBernd2023-11-02 15:26:36 · 3yNo. 292726reply
Did you enjoy your free day?
GermanyBernd2023-11-02 17:54:43 · 3yNo. 292739reply
Do you want to enjoy the fancy van life or are you going to lose your home?
 
Currently I listen to a german podcast about old games from the 90's and early 2000's. Before that I listened to HP Lovecraft audiobooks. I love those. I also listen to podcasts were people talk about random stuff a lot during work as a background noise but I usually don't understand what they are talking about as I concentrate on other stuff.
I don't think it is about the speed as I don't walk particularly slow but more about getting into a steady rhythm.
Do you have doubts about your decision to do ans postgrad or do you enjoy it?
PolandBernd2023-11-03 21:10:37 · 3yNo. 292846reply
eh, not really since I took a couple of days at the end October off and was dreading coming back to work just before my time off I had to make a decision that pissed some people off and was expecting a shitshow upon my return
 
> people talk about random stuff a lot during work as a background noise but I usually don't understand what they are talking about as I concentrate on other stuff.
isn't it distracting? I find these https://mynoise.net/noiseMachines.php are good for improving focus (especially ones with thunder/rain, but this whole website is a goldmine of sounds)
 
> Do you have doubts about your decision to do ans postgrad or do you enjoy it?
honestly? I've missed university and it's great to be back using my brain again feels good too
the only thing I don't enjoy is the building since it's all concrete and steel, gives off a strong liminal space vibe, and everything is poorly labeled so it's easy to get lost

JapanBernd2023-07-11 05:12:00 · 3yNo. 278241reply
Hey berndz, this is probably going to be the 1st post of a series of posts, but i am wondering if anyone wants t ohelp save some animals, possibly from a meat factory .by the way, im vegan, and you all can call me "An Anonymous Vegan" or "Vegananon", because "Vegananon" sounds awesome. with that, i will say goodbye . by the wya, watch dominion (2018)
 
just hit me up, anonymously for your protection, of course :-(
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GhanaBernd2023-10-17 02:37:13 · 3yNo. 291397reply
Lets get cookin (not animals for sure)
NetherlandsopBernd2023-10-17 03:06:58 · 3yNo. 291398reply
nice one. do you know of any potential locations?
RussiaBernd2023-11-03 18:51:06 · 3yNo. 292834reply
RussiaBernd2023-11-03 18:51:42 · 3yNo. 292835reply
proxyxoxol

FinlandBernd2023-11-02 18:16:07 · 3yNo. 292741reply
how do they avoid collisions in the tunnels under the english canal when the brits are driving leftway and frenchmen rightway?
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GermanyBernd2023-11-03 04:54:30 · 3yNo. 292789reply
That's not a tunnel
HungaryBernd2023-11-03 11:50:43 · 3yNo. 292803reply
>brits and french avoid collision in the tunnel
Disappointing innit.
MoscowBernd2023-11-03 12:54:48 · 3yNo. 292807reply
Dedicated one-way lanes
 
Simpul as
 
Disclaimer: i d k
SwedenBernd2023-11-03 15:53:28 · 3yNo. 292819reply
Lol

SloveniaBernd2023-10-26 19:21:05 · 3yNo. 292116reply
What's his phenotype?
FinlandBernd2023-10-26 19:24:42 · 3yNo. 292117reply
Free.
FinlandBernd2023-11-03 15:18:59 · 3yNo. 292815reply
I have seen this guy many times.
GermanyBernd2023-11-03 15:21:29 · 3yNo. 292816reply
Soyboy

United StatesBernd2023-11-02 00:41:23 · 3yNo. 292690reply
It's only the first day of no nut november and I already stuck my gyatt out for the rizzler
GermanyBernd2023-11-02 00:44:10 · 3yNo. 292691reply
Sorry, can you stop talking like a Zoomer.
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