Bernd
2023-11-20 19:38:01 ⋅ 1w
No. 294013
april 2018 was the last time i had sex
Bernd
2023-11-20 19:40:53 ⋅ 1w
No. 294014
keinBernd raus!
Bernd
2023-11-21 08:51:37 ⋅ 1w
No. 294066
somewhere around 2016 for me
Bernd
2023-11-21 08:57:34 ⋅ 1w
No. 294067
few months ago, i don't miss it
Bernd
2023-11-21 09:18:16 ⋅ 1w
No. 294068
me: january 2013
Bernd
2023-11-21 11:56:11 ⋅ 1w
No. 294074
Fuging kein Thread.
Bernd
2023-11-21 12:14:06 ⋅ 1w
No. 294079
>>294074
First time I had sex was in 2007
Bernd
2023-11-21 12:16:29 ⋅ 1w
No. 294080
>>294079
First time I had sex was in 2008. I came on her belly and she started to cry.
Bernd
2023-11-21 12:53:43 ⋅ 1w
No. 294081
>>294080
shiiit...
Bernd
2023-11-21 14:04:53 ⋅ 1w
No. 294085
just start skateboarding you will be able to dance graciously and all women will flock to you even the ugly ones and if you skate long enough you will develope echo location so you will be able to find females in the dark who are hiding from you because they are so ugly that they cannot stand you looking at them
my mouth is your toilet
Bernd
2023-11-21 16:20:28 ⋅ 1w
No. 294091
>>294085
Wherever I park with my van bitches from kilometers away can sense the stank of my poop bucket. They gather in flocks around my van and try to get a piece of me.
Bernd
2023-11-22 05:13:06 ⋅ 1w
No. 294143
>>294085
how did both creatures under water and on land develop sonar system, explain this science
Bernd
2023-11-22 13:27:31 ⋅ 1w
No. 294185
>>294143
poor visibility conditions exist in both environments
Bernd
2023-11-23 05:04:59 ⋅ 1w
No. 294255
Bernd
2023-11-23 13:46:28 ⋅ 1w
No. 294274
>>294143
both are vegan because meat poisons your body your athanor corporis your temple of life which is why corpse eater stink which is why echo location can only be gained by toilet mouthed vegans
Bernd
2023-11-23 17:11:21 ⋅ 1w
No. 294279
>>294274
very cool thank you hans
Bernd
2023-11-23 22:09:07 ⋅ 6d
No. 294307
>>294274
...welcome back?
Bernd
2023-11-23 22:49:19 ⋅ 6d
No. 294309
>>294068
for me it was june 2013 iirc. i was 17 she was 20 iirc, one of my sister's friends. a withdrawn and gloomy girl with a nice body. i came inside of her. wasn't the first time, but it was the last. the memory has kept me warm for 10 going on 11 years
Bernd
2023-11-24 00:19:13 ⋅ 6d
No. 294320
>>294307
bernd bitte
ziemlich offensichtlich, dass ich den spasti nur nachahme
Bernd
2023-11-24 00:38:09 ⋅ 6d
No. 294322
>>294320
yeah ive seen a few posts of you but
>corpse eater
was just too real
Bernd
2023-11-25 14:27:44 ⋅ 5d
No. 294529
having sex with a hooker 6 years ago was a mistake, i would've been better off not knowing how good it is
Bernd
2023-11-25 15:20:23 ⋅ 5d
No. 294534
>>294529
Just go to ans hooker against if you miss it so much.
Bernd
2023-11-25 20:03:29 ⋅ 4d
No. 294549
>>294534
Im in a sexless relationship with a woman I love but who is afraid of sex
Bernd
2023-11-25 20:22:56 ⋅ 4d
No. 294550
>>294549
based
sex is boring anyway it just makes everything dirty and youll have to waste time cleaning up
Bernd
2023-11-25 21:24:15 ⋅ 4d
No. 294551
>>294549
>I suffer living in a relationship with a woman I love
can't make this up.
Bernd
2023-11-25 23:01:40 ⋅ 4d
No. 294558
>>294551
We're not living together and have no place for sex either
Bernd
2023-11-25 23:04:20 ⋅ 4d
No. 294559
>>294549
> sexless relationship with a woman I love
Are you related?
Bernd
2023-11-25 23:17:35 ⋅ 4d
No. 294560
>>294559
No it's just that she's unironically asexual, not in the way twitter americans use this term but for real
Bernd
2023-11-26 10:01:32 ⋅ 4d
No. 294607
>>294560
If you meant anything to her she would at least give you a handy once in a while to make you happy even if she does not derive any pleasure from it herself.
Bernd
2023-11-26 12:52:11 ⋅ 4d
No. 294623
today gf will come over and there will be sex
Bernd
2023-11-26 13:37:16 ⋅ 4d
No. 294624
>>294607
he is just there to provide
t. woman hating pro (can't love what i can't have)
Bernd
2023-11-26 15:06:13 ⋅ 4d
No. 294632
>>294607
Nothing and nobody means much to her. I think she might be somewhat sociopathic. Then there's another issue such as sudden panic and/or anger attacks, my advances usually caused the latter even when it seemed like she's starting to enjoy it.
Bernd
2023-11-26 15:25:09 ⋅ 4d
No. 294633
>>294632
How can you truly love someone who does not love you back?
Bernd
2023-11-26 16:20:21 ⋅ 4d
No. 294638
>>294632
you cannot live with a cluster B individual and be happy
Bernd
2023-11-26 16:25:06 ⋅ 4d
No. 294640
>>294632
Anger is good for sex, maybe punching you in the dick would make her horny
Bernd
2023-11-28 19:00:15 ⋅ 1d
No. 294807
Bernd
2023-11-28 19:12:37 ⋅ 1d
No. 294810
>>294807
KEK a cuckold get at least Sex.
Bernd
2023-11-28 21:13:40 ⋅ 1d
No. 294816
>>294013
24th october for me
Bernd
2023-11-28 21:17:12 ⋅ 1d
No. 294817
35-year-old virgin here!
Bernd
2023-11-28 21:43:37 ⋅ 1d
No. 294818
>>294817
Are you me?
Bernd
2023-11-30 17:17:46 ⋅ 1h
No. 294929
Bernd
2023-11-30 17:18:36 ⋅ 1h
No. 294930
>>294807
get rid of her