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Russia Bernd 2023-11-20 19:38:01 ⋅ 1w No. 294013
april 2018 was the last time i had sex
Germany Bernd 2023-11-20 19:40:53 ⋅ 1w No. 294014
keinBernd raus!
Germany Bernd 2023-11-21 08:51:37 ⋅ 1w No. 294066
somewhere around 2016 for me
Germany Bernd 2023-11-21 08:57:34 ⋅ 1w No. 294067
few months ago, i don't miss it
Slovenia Bernd 2023-11-21 09:18:16 ⋅ 1w No. 294068
me: january 2013
Germany Bernd 2023-11-21 11:56:11 ⋅ 1w No. 294074
Fuging kein Thread.
Germany Bernd 2023-11-21 12:14:06 ⋅ 1w No. 294079
>>294074 First time I had sex was in 2007
Israel Bernd 2023-11-21 12:16:29 ⋅ 1w No. 294080
>>294079 First time I had sex was in 2008. I came on her belly and she started to cry.
Germany Bernd 2023-11-21 12:53:43 ⋅ 1w No. 294081
>>294080 shiiit...
Germany Bernd 2023-11-21 14:04:53 ⋅ 1w No. 294085
just start skateboarding you will be able to dance graciously and all women will flock to you even the ugly ones and if you skate long enough you will develope echo location so you will be able to find females in the dark who are hiding from you because they are so ugly that they cannot stand you looking at them my mouth is your toilet
Germany Bernd 2023-11-21 16:20:28 ⋅ 1w No. 294091
>>294085 Wherever I park with my van bitches from kilometers away can sense the stank of my poop bucket. They gather in flocks around my van and try to get a piece of me.
Finland Bernd 2023-11-22 05:13:06 ⋅ 1w No. 294143
>>294085 how did both creatures under water and on land develop sonar system, explain this science
Finland Bernd 2023-11-22 13:27:31 ⋅ 1w No. 294185
>>294143 poor visibility conditions exist in both environments
Mexico Bernd 2023-11-23 05:04:59 ⋅ 1w No. 294255
Germany Bernd 2023-11-23 13:46:28 ⋅ 1w No. 294274
>>294143 both are vegan because meat poisons your body your athanor corporis your temple of life which is why corpse eater stink which is why echo location can only be gained by toilet mouthed vegans
Finland Bernd 2023-11-23 17:11:21 ⋅ 1w No. 294279
>>294274 very cool thank you hans
Germany Bernd 2023-11-23 22:09:07 ⋅ 6d No. 294307
>>294274 ...welcome back?
Bernd 2023-11-23 22:49:19 ⋅ 6d No. 294309
>>294068 for me it was june 2013 iirc. i was 17 she was 20 iirc, one of my sister's friends. a withdrawn and gloomy girl with a nice body. i came inside of her. wasn't the first time, but it was the last. the memory has kept me warm for 10 going on 11 years
Germany Bernd 2023-11-24 00:19:13 ⋅ 6d No. 294320
>>294307 bernd bitte ziemlich offensichtlich, dass ich den spasti nur nachahme
Germany Bernd 2023-11-24 00:38:09 ⋅ 6d No. 294322
>>294320 yeah ive seen a few posts of you but >corpse eater was just too real
Russia Bernd 2023-11-25 14:27:44 ⋅ 5d No. 294529
having sex with a hooker 6 years ago was a mistake, i would've been better off not knowing how good it is
Germany Bernd 2023-11-25 15:20:23 ⋅ 5d No. 294534
>>294529 Just go to ans hooker against if you miss it so much.
Russia Bernd 2023-11-25 20:03:29 ⋅ 4d No. 294549
>>294534 Im in a sexless relationship with a woman I love but who is afraid of sex
Germany Bernd 2023-11-25 20:22:56 ⋅ 4d No. 294550
>>294549 based sex is boring anyway it just makes everything dirty and youll have to waste time cleaning up
Germany Bernd 2023-11-25 21:24:15 ⋅ 4d No. 294551
>>294549 >I suffer living in a relationship with a woman I love can't make this up.
Russia Bernd 2023-11-25 23:01:40 ⋅ 4d No. 294558
>>294551 We're not living together and have no place for sex either
Netherlands Bernd 2023-11-25 23:04:20 ⋅ 4d No. 294559
>>294549 > sexless relationship with a woman I love Are you related?
Russia Bernd 2023-11-25 23:17:35 ⋅ 4d No. 294560
>>294559 No it's just that she's unironically asexual, not in the way twitter americans use this term but for real
Germany Bernd 2023-11-26 10:01:32 ⋅ 4d No. 294607
>>294560 If you meant anything to her she would at least give you a handy once in a while to make you happy even if she does not derive any pleasure from it herself.
Finland Bernd 2023-11-26 12:52:11 ⋅ 4d No. 294623
today gf will come over and there will be sex
Germany Bernd 2023-11-26 13:37:16 ⋅ 4d No. 294624
>>294607 he is just there to provide t. woman hating pro (can't love what i can't have)
Russia Bernd 2023-11-26 15:06:13 ⋅ 4d No. 294632
>>294607 Nothing and nobody means much to her. I think she might be somewhat sociopathic. Then there's another issue such as sudden panic and/or anger attacks, my advances usually caused the latter even when it seemed like she's starting to enjoy it.
Germany Bernd 2023-11-26 15:25:09 ⋅ 4d No. 294633
>>294632 How can you truly love someone who does not love you back?
Finland Bernd 2023-11-26 16:20:21 ⋅ 4d No. 294638
>>294632 you cannot live with a cluster B individual and be happy
Germany Bernd 2023-11-26 16:25:06 ⋅ 4d No. 294640
>>294632 Anger is good for sex, maybe punching you in the dick would make her horny
Russia Bernd 2023-11-28 19:00:15 ⋅ 1d No. 294807
>>294633 I guess I took the responsibility. >>294638 She gets very offended when I mention that it might improve her life if she gets a professional involved and says I'm gaslighting her. >>294640 Nah last time I tried she just started crying and I had to apologize.
Germany Bernd 2023-11-28 19:12:37 ⋅ 1d No. 294810
>>294807 KEK a cuckold get at least Sex.
Georgia Bernd 2023-11-28 21:13:40 ⋅ 1d No. 294816
>>294013 24th october for me
United States Bernd 2023-11-28 21:17:12 ⋅ 1d No. 294817
35-year-old virgin here!
Germany Bernd 2023-11-28 21:43:37 ⋅ 1d No. 294818
>>294817 Are you me?
Finland Bernd 2023-11-30 17:17:46 ⋅ 1h No. 294929
>>294817 >>294818 me next year i'm thinking of getting a dorsal neurectomy
Finland Bernd 2023-11-30 17:18:36 ⋅ 1h No. 294930
>>294807 get rid of her