That reminded me a joge.
Dude visits the optometrist. He walks in and starts to push down his pants. The doc cries out:
- What are you doing, man! I'm an eye doctor! Stop.
- Let me explain, doctor. - replies the man and pushes down his pants turns around spreads his cheeks and shows his ass to the doc - See all the dried shit berries on my ass hair?
- Yes... - says the doc disgusted.
- Well when I try to pull them off, my eyes tear up...