In my head, I still feel like I’m 25 years old, so I’m vain in a way that fits that age.

хна+amethyst is what I like to use. 33yo male.

henna

What the hell. You guys really need to make peace with things.

Also don't pluck your hair you'll really need them when you inevitably start norwooding and gonna curse yourself for it.

I just shave around ears right after getting runny nose

is good for hair so it's not just about colour

That reminded me a joge.

Dude visits the optometrist. He walks in and starts to push down his pants. The doc cries out:

- What are you doing, man! I'm an eye doctor! Stop.

- Let me explain, doctor. - replies the man and pushes down his pants turns around spreads his cheeks and shows his ass to the doc - See all the dried shit berries on my ass hair?

- Yes... - says the doc disgusted.

- Well when I try to pull them off, my eyes tear up...

IKTF

Also i get more and more varicose veins in face.

do not pluck out your hair you madman