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GermanyBernd2024-04-23 14:43:35 · 2yNo. 307764reply
I was working in home office today and was preparing some mushrooms while "working" (had nothing to do). But right at that moment I got called by some colleague, the call lasted ten minutes or so. My mushrooms nearly burned!
UkraineBernd2024-04-23 15:52:10 · 2yNo. 307791reply
ah im sorry that happened :"(
would you like to try cooking shrooms on low heat so you decrease the chance to burn them down? don't walk away from the cooker next time, monitor if they're cooked enough and stir periodically
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 16:18:36 · 2yNo. 307810reply
Get ans wireless headset.
Those are great because then you can start doing chores during boring meetings.
NetherlandsBernd2024-04-23 16:23:38 · 2yNo. 307812reply
Couldn't you say "I'm very busy atm, let's have this call 15 minutes later" or something?
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 17:43:08 · 2yNo. 307825reply
Yeah, but I had to turn on face cam in that one
 
Yes, but it was a superior, so I didn't do it
RussiaBernd2024-04-23 18:21:04 · 2yNo. 307830reply
nigga are you a shroomer?
PeruBernd2024-04-23 18:23:06 · 2yNo. 307831reply
are you chatgpt?
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 19:42:06 · 2yNo. 307848reply
Worse, a girl ;)
UkraineBernd2024-04-23 19:45:08 · 2yNo. 307849reply
lol what's your problem with girls mate? no negative btw, it's ok if you don't want to talk about it
UkraineBernd2024-04-23 19:46:38 · 2yNo. 307850reply
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 20:04:26 · 2yNo. 307853reply
I used a smiley
HungaryBernd2024-04-23 20:24:38 · 2yNo. 307855reply
They most likely monitoring his mouse movements. They know he ain't busy.
UkraineBernd2024-04-23 20:28:16 · 2yNo. 307856reply
ah, my bad, i accidentally thought you're against girls, bringing my sincere apologies :"(
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 06:28:09 · 2yNo. 307920reply
I need a program that moves my mouse every five minutes, so they don't know I'm inactive
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 07:54:27 · 2yNo. 307925reply
Windows can detect whether mouse movement is made by a script or with hardware. You can try putting your mouse sensor on an analogue watch where the second arm is moving all the time.
BerndBernd2024-04-24 08:36:40 · 2yNo. 307926reply
This doesn't work with newer computer mice
 
What I did was get a cheap analog alarm clock, removed the glass, glued a barcode to the seconds arm and when I place the mouse just right on top of it, the cursor moves a miniscule amount every second
 
Software mouse jigglers are a big no-no. And you should not be installing any unauthorized software on your work machine anyway
NetherlandsBernd2024-04-24 10:27:22 · 2yNo. 307930reply
Is mouse monitoring a common thing in Germany? I woudn't want to work at a place that does something like this.
Also I almost never use my mouse during actual work so that's stupid, but I guess they can monitor keyboard too
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 10:58:48 · 2yNo. 307934reply
We use microsoft teams which shows you as „away“ when you are not doing anything on the computer for 5 minutes or so. Potentially managers could use this to monitor you.
My managers have better things to do I believe.
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 12:00:12 · 2yNo. 307936reply
Lmao. First thing I did when my company went into lockdown was making a python script that starts moving my mouse randomly from ~7AM so I'd be shown as online.
 
Ahh yes, the good Azubi days.
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 12:09:55 · 2yNo. 307938reply
Haha, I knew OP was a wagie.
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