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DenmarkBernd2023-12-09 13:39:28 · 3yNo. 295802reply
You are given a free ticket to Japan and unlimited money, fame and power for 10 years, but the catch is that you have to commit seppuku on live television.
Would you do it?
me: yes
HungaryBernd2023-12-09 13:43:03 · 3yNo. 295806reply
>you have to commit seppuku
At the start of the 10 years or at the end?
DenmarkBernd2023-12-09 13:43:54 · 3yNo. 295807reply
after 10 years obviously
10 years of fame unlimited money and power but seppuku after 10 years on live television
MongoliaBernd2023-12-09 13:45:30 · 3yNo. 295808reply
No, thank you!
HungaryBernd2023-12-09 13:47:52 · 3yNo. 295809reply
Thing is, people can find crap to feel bad about (and crap finds them as well) despite they have money, fame, and power, so having a potentially frustrating 10 year and end it with a suicide is not something comfy to look forward to.
Well perhaps after that frustrating 10 years you would beg for the chance to kill yourself.
All in all, I think I'll pass.
DenmarkBernd2023-12-09 13:57:57 · 3yNo. 295810reply
you are given the opportunity to live life to its fullest for 10 years and then you get to do something people will remember for a long time afterwards, how can you say no to this? Really, there's got to be something wrong with the way that I think or something because it to me seems like the best opportunity I've ever considered.
BulgariaBernd2023-12-09 13:58:13 · 3yNo. 295811reply
Can I have slightly limited money, fame and power with the obligation to solve a sudoku after 10 years instead?
DenmarkBernd2023-12-09 14:01:08 · 3yNo. 295812reply
no, it's non-negotiable and the rules are very strict and assburger, it's yes or no.
DenmarkBernd2023-12-09 14:29:35 · 3yNo. 295815reply
You guys are a bunch of baka gaijins, real Japanese warriors commit seppuku all of the time and they don't even get anything in return, your Japanese spirit has been tamed and you have become dishonorable
sad!
RussiaBernd2023-12-09 15:47:42 · 3yNo. 295821reply
> unlimited power
I will restore Japan's army, effectively making it the only force to oppose China and its satellites (norks and russians) in the region considering that the kcmoddization of USA is entering its final stages.
We will lose the war again but the epic seppuku will make it look like a huge media victory.
PolandBernd2023-12-09 16:22:57 · 3yNo. 295822reply
why would I want unlimited power or fame?
 
also, seppuku sounds kind of painful, so I'd pass
HungaryBernd2023-12-09 16:46:29 · 3yNo. 295827reply
I recommend you to do something with your life because must be boring as hell if you think you can only "live life to the fullest" if you have unlimited money and power. For the great majority of interesting things one can do doesn't need a lot of money at all.
All successful people are either sociopaths or compulsive anxiety ridden wrecks who need over 9000 people to prop them up and a kg prozac per day to look confident and collected.
If you aren't ruthless bastard, and suddenly you get bunch of money and lamplight you'll get conned and exploited by others for their own gain.
Hypothetical scenarios like this >>295821 aren't possible, since if you don't have it in you to get yourself into the position to do that, no money and "power" given to you will make you capable doing these things.
NetherlandsBernd2023-12-09 17:03:02 · 3yNo. 295829reply
With unlimited money I could make 100% legit deepfake of me commiting seppuku and buy a broadcasting company so technically it'll be on live television.
Otherwise no, 10 years is not enough for any long term commitments.
TexasBernd2023-12-09 19:22:10 · 3yNo. 295847reply
With such a hypothetical, you're really arguing against the spirit of the post/idea/deal.
If you wanted to play "gotcha", then I could argue OP didn't say "a livestream of your seppuku is aired", but rather it says "YOU have to do it", and not you have to make believe it happened, you have to show the actions on TV while you sit comfortably still alive, whatever.
 
>unlimited power
Disappointed to see people aren't doing some crazy shit like "for the next ten years I change how effective gravity is in Japan. First they have to adjust to the new force, and then presumably once they get used to it it ends after 10 years", or something.
 
>you can live life to the fullest
You can arguably do that now but you're not. Do you really think that posting here is living your life to the fullest?
GermanyBernd2023-12-09 19:37:37 · 3yNo. 295849reply
I agree with the pole.
GermanyBernd2023-12-09 21:33:51 · 3yNo. 295856reply
I would wait until 60 and then do it.
United StatesBernd2023-12-10 07:24:27 · 3yNo. 295894reply
I agree with the german.
FinlandBernd2023-12-10 07:50:21 · 3yNo. 295898reply
Yes I would, I would use my settis to promote neglected science such as DRACO antivirals, the paralysis cure from the Darek Fidyka case in 2014, eugenics and so on
 
Seppuku is an elegant way to go, wouldn't have a problem with it
United StatesBernd2023-12-10 08:05:43 · 3yNo. 295900reply
I agree with the finn.
HungaryBernd2023-12-10 14:33:29 · 3yNo. 295917reply
You also don't need unlimited money, fame, and power to get laid.
GermanyBernd2023-12-10 16:56:36 · 3yNo. 295929reply
United StatesBernd2023-12-12 09:51:32 · 3yNo. 296091reply
I would accept, and then use my unlimited resources to fake my own seppuku
MoscowBernd2023-12-12 12:30:32 · 3yNo. 296095reply
the only correct answer in this chat
 
With unlimited money and power for 10 years surely you must be able to not commit suicide live on Japanese TV. Sorry about ruining your weeb fantasies.
MoscowBernd2023-12-13 13:03:02 · 3yNo. 296174reply
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My SUDOKU will be aired live? Loooooool.
Sounds like a hardcore way to die.
FinlandBernd2023-12-13 15:18:55 · 3yNo. 296184reply
seppuku is super cool
ehat's the matter with you guys
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