somewhere around 2016 for me

few months ago, i don't miss it

me: january 2013

Fuging kein Thread.

First time I had sex was in 2007

First time I had sex was in 2008. I came on her belly and she started to cry.

shiiit...

just start skateboarding you will be able to dance graciously and all women will flock to you even the ugly ones and if you skate long enough you will develope echo location so you will be able to find females in the dark who are hiding from you because they are so ugly that they cannot stand you looking at them

 

my mouth is your toilet

Wherever I park with my van bitches from kilometers away can sense the stank of my poop bucket. They gather in flocks around my van and try to get a piece of me.

how did both creatures under water and on land develop sonar system, explain this science

poor visibility conditions exist in both environments

both are vegan because meat poisons your body your athanor corporis your temple of life which is why corpse eater stink which is why echo location can only be gained by toilet mouthed vegans

very cool thank you hans

...welcome back?

for me it was june 2013 iirc. i was 17 she was 20 iirc, one of my sister's friends. a withdrawn and gloomy girl with a nice body. i came inside of her. wasn't the first time, but it was the last. the memory has kept me warm for 10 going on 11 years

bernd bitte

 

ziemlich offensichtlich, dass ich den spasti nur nachahme

yeah ive seen a few posts of you but

was just too real

having sex with a hooker 6 years ago was a mistake, i would've been better off not knowing how good it is

Just go to ans hooker against if you miss it so much.

Im in a sexless relationship with a woman I love but who is afraid of sex

based

 

sex is boring anyway it just makes everything dirty and youll have to waste time cleaning up

can't make this up.

We're not living together and have no place for sex either

Are you related?

No it's just that she's unironically asexual, not in the way twitter americans use this term but for real

If you meant anything to her she would at least give you a handy once in a while to make you happy even if she does not derive any pleasure from it herself.

today gf will come over and there will be sex

he is just there to provide

 

t. woman hating pro (can't love what i can't have)

Nothing and nobody means much to her. I think she might be somewhat sociopathic. Then there's another issue such as sudden panic and/or anger attacks, my advances usually caused the latter even when it seemed like she's starting to enjoy it.

How can you truly love someone who does not love you back?

you cannot live with a cluster B individual and be happy

Anger is good for sex, maybe punching you in the dick would make her horny

I guess I took the responsibility.

She gets very offended when I mention that it might improve her life if she gets a professional involved and says I'm gaslighting her.

Nah last time I tried she just started crying and I had to apologize.

KEK a cuckold get at least Sex.

24th october for me

35-year-old virgin here!

Are you me?

me next year

 

i'm thinking of getting a dorsal neurectomy

get rid of her

Would u simply get rid of someone close to u only because they're not necessarily comfortable to be with???

Yesterday.

she is an rvil bpd cunt who shouldn't ve close to you

wtf

Last time in the summer of 2010

its been almost 2 months and I am on the brink of suicide.

this is where u re wrong as rvilness is deliberate, in this case the rvilness is involuntary - making it non-rvilness.

about the same here. are we virgins again?

Technically no.

Virginity is a human construct btw,so don't worry about it.

a girl I knew apparently was trying to get me to fugg her back in 2016 but I missed the cues she was giving me

 

I found this out later from a mutual friend. such cases

Late summer 2019, Melbourne Australia

1 AD

yes we will point and laugh at you when we see you

We are. After some point your sexo record is erased so we are virgins again by now.

Last time I had was 2 weeks I ago, I put this woman on the side and I penetrated her while I rubbed her vagina with my head.

Actually since the beginning I wanted to cum already and this was my diversionary tactic.

Then I came inside her without telling her. I took out my penis and I said "I came", then she rushed to the bathroom to wash the cum from inside her vagina.

disgusting, people like you shouldn't be allowed to do this

Those are rookie numbers, OP.

 

Shlomo Thundercock over here.

People like me? What do you mean?

She was german from Leipzig by the way.

Mods should consider rangebanning israel.

But there is only me posting from Israel. Is my posting quality low?

why are you mad?

aren't you just a spic behind a vpn?

people who have sex the way you do and talk about it the way you do, you have no grace

may 2023. I miss her