I'm living a bretty happy life so it's more of her loss tbh, both girls I liked a lot turned out to be bydlo mothers in their 20s doing shit like nails and eyebrows.

i had a dream with eva green in it, didnt know it was a dream so i did not fuck her

I've never ever had this.

i dont get wet dreams anymore, just blueball aches unfortunately

if i could get wet dreams i would just not nut and have a nice sleepnut

idk about school crushes tho i never had those

Phrase also known as "how to oust yourselfe as coomer"

I had a dream once.

I once had a wet dream when during a sleepover in friend's house, there were 4 of us, out of town. That was fucking embarassing. i mean, i was for some reason ashamed of it, and didn't reveal it, just walking the rest of the day with cum-stained underwear. Probably smelled like SEMEN.

 

and no, i am not gay, i don't even remember what kind of dream i had. Hope i didn't leave many seed-stains of the sheets, imagine finding that out after your friends gone.

Are you telling me you can cum while sleeping? Any other crazy stories?

If you squeeze the balls while cumming, you can actually shoot semen farther, with great force

 

but be carefull to not inflict injuries. Shit inside penis is incredibly fragile, we just take it for granted. But if some vein pops, or some tissue tears, or even weakens because you bent or squeezed something over-the-limit, it can lead to baaaad shit

bro thats nothing, i had a wet dream in army barrack

I had a very interesting dream.

A fleshrat from cruelty squad was resting on my chest and I was petting the poor thing, It felt fleshy to touch. Kind of dry. I was repulsed by it but I knew that it's harmless and didn't want to be ugly.

Picrel the subject of my dream.

Well, your army mates could understand maybe, you could joke away by saying that you saw your gf in a dream and in a year you leave them behind, but my friends would never forget me if something like that was discovered. My "friends' were pretty toxic as they say today, if you made one mistake around them, this would be a but of the joke forever and ever and ever and ever

i love this sort of dream because of the sensory depth and unique experience

I always see weird and mostly "bad"-leaning dreams when I overeat before sleep. It's almost like a go-to recipe if I wanna see some "movies" at night. Nightmares are made of bread, onion and garlic..

i will have to try this thanks

Maybe you have wrong sheets, bad ventilation in your room, with high CO2 concentration, heavy uncomfortable pillow, tight underwear, fumes in the room, maybe you eat before you sleep.

 

Clean your room, change your bedwear and change your habbits for better dreams.

I'm glad I don't have wet dreams

I get wet dreams only when i no fap over a long time.

i woke up before подъем and went washing my undies and benis. Even duty soldier didnt notice me.

Could you sneak past the duty soldier and drink the boiled water ?

Why the boiled water must be guarded?

boiled water is most prescious thing in any russian unit

Russian bros i want to learn your language, some recomendations?

(I am not brown or black)

heres my tip: get a life you fucking loser

Lick my anus russnigger, any other recomendation?

Maybe if you lick his anus you'll get the russian tongue. It's possible.

hmmmm well that advice is very gay like your country, I NEED ANOTHER ONE!!

Why are mexicans so russophilic?

aren't you a russiaboo too?

He is a Neet, don't pay attention to him.

Second world inferiority complex. The russian chimpout to them is like seeing some sort of redemption arc for poopy countries of the world. With RT you can even believe putin is winning somehow.

I do not give a shit about your shitty country and language but i need it for my own purposes.

There is no doubt that your country is also a third-world class.

Lmao the chihuahua is sour all the asslicking and derailing every second thread with his ukrophobic nonsense didn't help him with the "russian bros"

you know what kill yourself, i see you are also a Neet.

Your anger stems from your repressed sexuality. You should finally come over it and lick his ass.

Said who? I don't give a fuck about Russia.

i had gay dream

Was the beaner involved?

Third world really, let's be honest.

Is not a surprise.

Of course.

i want to hear it in detail