Sure. Why not?

Winter always makes my depression worse and I have way more energy in summer.

that's interesting, heat always makes me feel extra lazy and almost brain dead

 

aren't you scared of dangerous spiders and snakes?

You can always work in a air conditioned space. I'm only scared of getting parasites or food sicknesses from poor hygiene in terms of food.

so when are you going to move?

I don't know. I would have to find a 100% remote job first.

Do you want to come with me?

just do it kek it's not hard

 

t. 100% remote worker

Good luck, but would probably be good to go on a longer vacation there to see if you really can live there long term.

Why don't you go somewhere else to live?

i already did homeoffice in coffeeshops in amsterdam and sometimes I work from France

 

but I like it here, friends, people etc.

 

once I know Chinese well enough I think I'll go to China for a year or two though

it depends, will you protect me from insects?

Why would you want to do that? A vacation of a couple of weeks, sure, but living there? From the outside it seems like a terrible place to live in, especially as a Western foreigner.

Of course. I will also spritz you with water, when it gets too hot for you.

oh no, excess moisture would wreck my hair; you may fan me with a giant leaf though

I will put a ventilator towards you since it would do a better job anyway, and will occasionally feed you with grapes. Deal?

to learn Chinese

 

I give myself 3 or 4 more years until I go

 

nothing in life goes as you plan it but it might be my last big adventure before I start a family

 

its dont

How do you know that?

replace grapes with strawberries and we have a deal; and you must use your fingers, no cutlery

Will you lick my fingers clean when they are soiled with strawberry juice?

Please explain yourselves. Why are you like this?

Moving to Thailand together is a huge endeavor. It should be rather obvious that we have to clarify a lot of details before we can set off.

no place is shit if you have money and are able to socialise

that's a given, silly; truth be told, the real treat are your fingers - strawberries, while delicious, are merely an excuse

What if by complete accident some strawberry juice landed on my lips. Would you lick them as well?

I guess then I'd have no choice but to trip over my own feet, not on purpose of course, and if as a result my lips happened to land on yours then it would be prudent not to waste any strawberry juice, don't you think? I should probably also check if there's any juice inside your mouth while I'm at it

quit the faggotry

AI makes code this days.

 

Codemonkey demand is low, codegarchs are a rare breed now.

 

It's ogre.

 

 

Besides, labor law may prohibit you from leaving Germany / EU in general during your codegarch contract

NEVER!

Invest a shitload of money until you can live off the capital gains, then move there and enjoy a NEET lifestyle abroad.

t. does just that

How much money do you need?

It depends on how long do you plan to live. Would 10 years be enough for you?

More like 30.

How much would you need for 10?

South-East Asia is quite cheap if you move away from tourist places, I spent something like $5/day for food (for two) and up to $20/day for rent apts, I believe long term stay is even cheaper. Working as an average codemonkey for a year you should be able to afford few years of living there.

I'm not sure I would survive there if I spent 30 years though, I lived there for only three months and I really missed the civilisation in the end...

For a comfy life and infinite regrow of your funds by capital gains minus what you need to live, about 500-1000k.

Damn. I'm a little short of this. Would you help a fellow Bernd out with a couple hundred thousand, mate?