They are manlier than any other man on the planet

Of course they would show their masculine dominance over weaker men by bumming them

I think Montenegro is superior.

I will at least say this: albanians are the true greeks

There were a few Albanian kids at my school. They were fucked up.

 

One time, when we were 12 or so, an Albanian boy came up to me and said some kind of joke implying my mother was a whore. I said a similar joke back to him and he was immediately offended, started pouting and ran to the teacher saying I had insulted his mother. What a retard.

I used to be in a band who had one albanian singer.

She had her hair dyed blonde and was hot af.

I had an Albanian in my class, he insulted me because I'm from Russia.

Other classmates made jokes of his name, Blerim. Bääährim :DDDD

Step 1: Be a Serbian man living in Kosovo in 1985

Step 2: Get the urge to shove a glass bottle into your anus

Step 3: it breaks…

Step 4: go to the hospital and blame your self inflicted masturbatory neurocy as a ethnic crime carried out by two Albanian irridentalists

Step 5: laugh as your country violently spirals into ethnic conflict and falls apart

 

May 1985: the Dorde Martinovik incident

Albanian names are ridiculous.