Walked 12km semi blind to the hospital. Was seen within twenty minutes because nobody was there. The receptionist informed me it was $500 if my case is not deemed an accident or $120 ten steps towards the urgent care clinic.
The nurse who saw me was efficient, and very cordial. Herr Doktor was very professional, explaining everything that's happened to my eyes. He wrote a note saying I will be invalidated from heavy work until Wednesday, which feels good. I didn't feel like going to work today anyway. The yellow dilating droplets seeped into my sinus and I began spitting bright yellow phlegm after exiting the hospital. Thankfully everything was processed through ACC (accident claims coverage) and I owe nothing.
Life's good.