>It looks bland as hell, like a firefighter helmet
Given that I believe that stahlhelm was the prettiest helmet of WWII and Americans had the best-looking uniform during the same conflict (not counting the one they had prior to '43 of course, it was both ugly and impractical), I suspect I have a taste for bland things... Sallet is my favourite medieval helmet as well.
Talking of the American uniform, the m43 jacket and the service shirts they had are the only uniform pieces from back then which can be still worn today in everyday life without causing any cringe, and it was the first 'modern' military jacket I can think of.
Wessi buthurt
I suspect the main purpose of that design was separating the warriors of communism from their neighbours, much like why budenovka from earlier years of the Red army looked so ridiculous and was switched the moment they faced a serious enemy such as Finns.