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GermanyBernd2021-12-30 20:32:40 · 5yNo. 131042reply
A new Drachenlord has been born.
GermanyBernd2022-01-02 23:50:54 · 5yNo. 131233reply
Dude's got some hubris. If he were smart he would close his acc and lay low.
GermanyBernd2022-01-03 08:39:57 · 5yNo. 131249sagereply
Antivaxxers deserve the rope.

GermanyBernd2021-12-31 13:08:48 · 5yNo. 131095reply
Let's celebrate new years by posting your favourite Apus and menes :)
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FinlandBernd2021-12-31 15:34:08 · 5yNo. 131108reply
Huh? That is Spurdo Spärde, one of the most popuöar imageboard meme characters
FinlandBernd2021-12-31 16:06:33 · 5yNo. 131109reply
MongoliaBernd2021-12-31 16:20:10 · 5yNo. 131110reply
Never heard of it.
GermanyBernd2022-01-02 15:43:35 · 5yNo. 131212reply

GermanyBernd2021-12-06 10:17:29 · 5yNo. 129034reply
Shitposting here again from work.
 
It's been a while boys :)
GermanyBernd2021-12-06 10:18:48 · 5yNo. 129035reply
>work
My condolence.
GermanyBernd2021-12-06 10:20:12 · 5yNo. 129036reply
well, i'm doing nothing here
actually i'm the only one who came today so i'm alone in this room and it took me 3 hours and two times going to the bakery to get the motivation to setup my PC so I can do smth and then I remembered bernd.group
Sri LankaBernd2022-01-02 08:10:50 · 5yNo. 131200reply
Good morning sirs
FinlandBernd2022-01-02 08:41:39 · 5yNo. 131201reply
gm
are you really sri lankan?

Sloveniamozart is shit, SHIT!Bernd2021-12-24 21:52:24 · 5yNo. 130599reply
The fact that so many books still name Mozart as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" classical composer ever only tells you how far classical music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Rock critics rank the highly controversial Velvet Underground over rock musicians who were highly popular among teenage girls around Europe. Classical critics are still blinded by concert hall success. Mozart is played more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, rock critics grow up listening to a lot of rock music of the past. Classical critics are often totally ignorant of the classical music outside the top 40, they barely know their lesser known pieces. No wonder they will think that Mozart did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, Mozart is emblematic of the status of classical criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to performance and score worship (be it symphonies or Wagner) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no maestro picks him up and performs his music in a concert hall, a lot of classical critics will ignore him. If a major symphony orchestra picks up a composer who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of classical criticism: classical critics are basically publicists working for major labels, orchestras, and opera halls. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
 
Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Hans Rott, who was never performed much, and products of social circles like Mozart. At such a time, classical critics will study their classical history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited their social circles.
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SloveniaBernd2021-12-25 23:57:23 · 5yNo. 130678reply
Muzio Clementi is another one from Mozart's generation who gets a bit overlooked. I much prefer his sonatas over Mozart.
That's not to say Mozart didn't have his moments. He shines in his humorous operas, his final symphonies are quite good, and the Romanze, the middle movement from his piano concerto no.20 is one of my favourite piano concertante compositions.
However, the vast majority of his output is frankly mediocre. Dude didn't care much about quality. It makes no sense to focus on Mozart so much.
GermanyBernd2021-12-26 16:25:06 · 5yNo. 130704reply
Did you learn that from pic related? Is it worth reading?
SloveniaBernd2021-12-26 17:16:52 · 5yNo. 130707reply
I have never read pic related nor have I been aware of its existence.
HungaryBernd2022-01-01 11:15:57 · 5yNo. 131148reply
Beethoven is the Mozart of music.

GermanyPost your probs to get gf in 2022Bernd2021-12-30 09:37:50 · 5yNo. 130986reply
Me: about 20%.
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SloveniaBernd2021-12-30 22:01:27 · 5yNo. 131051reply
it was krautchan moderated
and it was on bernd.group
GermanyBernd2021-12-30 22:07:08 · 5yNo. 131052reply
I just trolled you. I'm not the German Mod.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-30 22:15:27 · 5yNo. 131053reply
United KingdomBernd2021-12-30 22:36:51 · 5yNo. 131055reply
I had a gf but it ended in 2020. Not since then, and it seems unlikely in 2022 also.

SwitzerlandWhat are you guys doing right now ?Bernd2021-12-30 15:21:41 · 5yNo. 131014reply
Personally I revise for my exams and I appreciate the landscape that surrounds me while breathing the fresh air.
FinlandBernd2021-12-30 15:23:33 · 5yNo. 131015reply
do you live @ a high altitude place
SwitzerlandBernd2021-12-30 15:24:41 · 5yNo. 131016reply
1 070 m to be exact
FinlandBernd2021-12-30 15:39:10 · 5yNo. 131018reply
Ebin!
SloveniaBernd2021-12-30 16:21:39 · 5yNo. 131019reply
I'm "working from home" which means I've already done everything I was supposed to and I'll prob go crosscountry skiing tomorrow

United StatesBernd2021-12-28 17:34:27 · 5yNo. 130801reply
Have you ever fought of there being a Countryball show?
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 17:58:24 · 5yNo. 130803reply
Yes.
I even made a few short animations some years ago.
BavariaBernd2021-12-28 20:21:09 · 5yNo. 130844reply
there should be a countryball NFT collection
SloveniaBernd2021-12-28 20:44:12 · 5yNo. 130848reply
There should be a countryball comic strip

Germanyfeels good manBernd2021-12-22 21:43:24 · 5yNo. 130431reply
Came home today and suddenly there was a popcorn machine in my room.
 
will buy some corn tomorrow and give it a shot
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MongoliaBernd2021-12-23 11:04:02 · 5yNo. 130472reply
Haha, you’re joking right?
GermanyBernd2021-12-23 12:18:58 · 5yNo. 130477reply
No I'm not
GermanyBernd2021-12-28 13:14:15 · 5yNo. 130777reply
SloveniaBernd2021-12-28 14:06:26 · 5yNo. 130778reply
wtf magic!

GermanyBernd2021-12-26 23:37:28 · 5yNo. 130723reply
I can't fap today, because I will coom in a pussy(female) tomorrow.
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GermanyBernd2021-12-27 10:48:52 · 5yNo. 130731reply
I know enough blacks who masturbate only on whites.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-27 11:37:15 · 5yNo. 130734reply
I'm bronze and I am not capable of masturbating on white (germanic) women.
GermanyBernd2021-12-27 13:04:21 · 5yNo. 130740reply
Don’t worry. No white woman masturbates thinking about you, either.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-27 13:21:44 · 5yNo. 130742reply
of course not;
white girls fuck dogs

GermanyBernd2021-12-25 22:51:43 · 5yNo. 130670reply
Slov where the fuck is your Mozart thread I wanted to have a serious discussion but my phones keyboard was bugged and I was too lazy to fix it until now.
GermanyBernd2021-12-26 16:51:52 · 5yNo. 130706reply
In Dresden, Wien und München trampelt der ungeimpfte Pöbel durch die Straßen als gehörten sie ihm. Mit seiner Ignoranz und roher Gewalt will er sich zur Stimme des Volkes erklären. Ich aber sage euch: Wer gegen eine demokratisch gewählte Regierung demonstriert, ist ein Feind der Demokratie, ein Feind der Wissenschaft, ein Feind der Vernunft und ein Feind der Menschheit! Es ist eine kleine, umgeimpfte, hasserfüllte Clique, die das Virus unter die Menschen bringt! Aber glaubt mir, liebe Mitbürger: Wir werden vor diesem mörderischen Ansturm der Dummen keinen Millimeter weichen. Wir werden Abstand halten, wir werden unser Masken tragen und wir verden bis zum letzten Tropfen Vakzin impfen! Deshalb, meine tapferen Impflinge: Die Masken auf, die Reihen weit gelichtet, die Nadeln hoch mit eiserner Spitz'! Schon bald wird Omikron die Betten und Flure der Krankenhäuser mit dem Winseln und Schnaufen der Schwurbler füllen. Ja, in jeder Straße wird man ihr reumütiges Röcheln hören und sie werden sterben wie die Fliegen. Euch aber, die ihr Kanzlertreu und geboostert seid, wird das Leben in Fülle gegeben werden! Impfschallah!

GermanyBernd2021-12-25 00:05:07 · 5yNo. 130605reply
Discuss.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-25 00:09:56 · 5yNo. 130606reply
Discussed.
GermanyBernd2021-12-25 00:10:10 · 5yNo. 130607reply
Is that a Metro or Tram?
GermanyBernd2021-12-25 00:13:49 · 5yNo. 130608reply
It's a bus with broken wheels and a skateboard on top.
SloveniaBernd2021-12-25 00:19:30 · 5yNo. 130610reply

GermanyBernd2021-12-23 23:09:24 · 5yNo. 130511reply
Thinking about making an Yggdrasil inlay at the 12th fret of my guitar.
 
I like the idea of a world tree but I know absolutely nothing else about the nordic myths and I don't really care either.
 
r8
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FinlandBernd2021-12-24 13:55:22 · 5yNo. 130569reply
t. Loki
MoscowBernd2021-12-24 19:09:44 · 5yNo. 130586reply
 
Is there such a word as "Americanophobia" in English? The sentiment is certainly there but is there the word?
SloveniaBernd2021-12-24 19:20:37 · 5yNo. 130591reply
It's "Americanorealism".
GermanyBernd2021-12-25 00:17:59 · 5yNo. 130609reply
Ask veitk standa
heitir Yggdrasill
t. Norse pro

GermanyBernd2021-12-24 21:37:46 · 5yNo. 130597reply
Where can I get this tts voice?
I know it from Dolan webms and it is not the common fromtexttospeach.

GermanyBernd2021-12-18 17:33:42 · 5yNo. 129938reply
>*record scratch*
>freeze frame
>Sooooooo, yeah. I bet you're wondering how I got here, huh?
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SloveniaBernd2021-12-23 16:46:54 · 5yNo. 130488reply
me in pic
GermanyBernd2021-12-23 19:00:43 · 5yNo. 130496reply
Anyone else thinks that pegging with dildos that are so big they would kill you is not hot at all? What a waste of talent.
GermanyBernd2021-12-23 20:17:58 · 5yNo. 130501reply
Are you saying that you like getting pegged by small dildos?
GermanyBernd2021-12-23 21:39:41 · 5yNo. 130504reply
Never tried it but would probably like it more than being pegged to death.
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