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BerndBernd2022-06-26 11:38:53 · 4yNo. 185081reply
I've decided: I will get gf
UkraineBernd2022-06-28 01:07:12 · 4yNo. 186403reply
SloveniaBernd2022-06-28 01:32:31 · 4yNo. 186407reply
I believe a status update is in order

JapanQANON Counter Intel Drop#3 Mines Bigger Than YoursBernd2022-06-26 21:54:12 · 4yNo. 185245reply
QANON Counter Intel Drop#3 Mines Bigger Than Yours
https://share.vidyard.com/watch/edfFWHoPDMGonuSVHnAkhE?

United StatesBernd2022-06-23 10:56:55 · 4yNo. 182230reply
What is going to happen in USA in Texas because of these 2 eclipses in 2023 and 2024?
SloveniaBernd2022-06-23 11:06:14 · 4yNo. 182234reply
nothin
additional info: the way orbital mechanics works means eclipse happens twice a year (most of the time it's just partial tho) & since shadow has to cross the earth from one side to another, tracks of two eclipses will usually intersect
 
only when they intersect over USA, however, due to american exceptionalism mindset?, will schizos make up elaborate fantasies about how special the event is
RussiaBernd2022-06-24 12:11:15 · 4yNo. 183623reply
Come on, you are boring me, what fun in that? Modern America is sick with conspiracies. Imagine telling someone from 2001 about Q-anon and Flat Earthers. And these freak cases are about to escalate.
I always believed that America will start to become unhinged as its population ages. They were all on meds, so their brains are weakened physically, but they all feel entitled to the way of life they lived for decades, with every new year more prosperous than before. If this shit deteriorates with inflation, they bound to lash out violently in all directions.
And what reason to not lash out if not this celestial event, huh? Black sun is very symbolic, these images always had power over the people's mind. I bet a lot of them will lose their minds between 2023 and 2024 and do something unhinged.
Italyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uG3XmumWNABernd2022-06-24 12:37:20 · 4yNo. 183626reply
It's going to get dark for a little while.
 
t. eclipse knower

BerndITT: Poor people foodBernd2022-06-24 09:51:52 · 4yNo. 183611reply
With the current war and inflation shenanigans in Europe, Bernd needs a repository of cheap, filling meals he can make to survive the coming storm. So post your poor people stuff in here.
 
1. Korean Tuna Patties
Ingredients: Canned tuna (not in oil), onions or spring onions, eggs (about 1 per can IME), breadcrums or flour, salt, pepper, a bit of cooking oil
Mix tuna, chopped onions/spring onions, salt, pepper, egg and breadcrumbs/flour, make small patties from this dough, fry em in a pan until golden brown. Serve with dip of choice, maybe rice or bread too.
 
2. Potatoes with butter
Ingredients: Potatoes, salt, butter
Cook potatoes in salt water, serve with butter. Surprisingly tasty.
 
3. Bread patties
Ingedients: Eggs, breadcrumbs, cooking oil
Make a dough from eggs and breadcrums, make patties, deep fry in oil.
 
4. Ghetto amatriciana
Ingredients: Bacon, tomato puree, garlic, parmesan, some kind of noodles
Cook pasta. Meanwhile, chop bacon or use bacon bits, fry over medium heat in pan so the fat comes out and the bacon gets crispy, put some tomato puree and water in, put crushed garlic, salt and pepper in. Put some starchy noodle water in. Reduce to consistency you like. When the noodles are done, drain, put them into the pan with the sauce and mix well. Serve with parmesan.

BerndMotherBernd2022-06-10 20:18:01 · 4yNo. 167181reply
One time my boyfriend called me mother when we had sex ;_;
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SpainBernd2022-06-14 11:06:10 · 4yNo. 170466reply
SHUT UP gay
ColombiaBernd2022-06-15 00:50:39 · 4yNo. 171003reply
All gay people are mentally ill, so it's normal.
PeruBernd2022-06-15 05:10:34 · 4yNo. 171205sagereply
Kek, the virgins and their "tits or gtfo" are already here.
BerndBernd2022-06-20 15:28:46 · 4yNo. 176300reply
No homo?

PhilippinesQANON Counter Intel Drop#2 Ass and TittiesBernd2022-06-19 19:41:27 · 4yNo. 175754reply
QANON Counter Intel Drop#2 Ass and Titties
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United Kingdomis this an alphaleak or just an accident?Bernd2022-06-19 13:42:11 · 4yNo. 175591reply
Maybe some of you have seen it. Elon tweeted yesterday and the tweet was quickly deleted. Looking at the nft pointed out by Elon, it doesn't look very institutional (pridecatsnft). Actually the price is very cheap. I have only one question in mind. Was it an accident or an alpha leak? What are you thinking?
SloveniaBernd2022-06-19 13:46:21 · 4yNo. 175593reply
>haha
it was a shitpoast

MexicoBernd2022-06-19 04:29:21 · 4yNo. 175430reply
We already got hold of this board.
the spics

United StatesBernd2022-06-18 15:38:07 · 4yNo. 174872reply
why do whores on insta with thousands of followers block me just cause i have a secret account. i never dm, comment or anything not even like their posts. like bitch you obviously love the attention. dumb bitches

United StatesBernd2022-06-16 15:57:44 · 4yNo. 172426reply
you will never be a carefree thug fuckng 10/10 escorts on the daily while people pay to watch you
 
this is the epitome of life
https://www.erome.com/a/m5LiOTMR

GermanyQ: What makes a city first world?Bernd2022-06-15 11:49:19 · 4yNo. 171306reply
A: Having bikes for renting with the first 30 minutes being free.
 
 
 
Name more things that make a city first world.
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SloveniaBernd2022-06-15 11:58:29 · 4yNo. 171310reply
Homosex being promoted in ad space
ColombiaBernd2022-06-15 13:40:42 · 4yNo. 171352reply
My third world city had these for a while. And that's the detail, for a while.
GermanyBernd2022-06-15 13:56:51 · 4yNo. 171356reply
colombia is first world then
 
that makes many Russian cities first world, so your statement is factually wrong
BulgariaBernd2022-06-16 14:20:46 · 4yNo. 172373reply
What if city is very cold?


Turkeyda fuckBernd2022-06-10 20:05:52 · 4yNo. 167153reply
>didnt browse bernd.group for a year
>entire board speaks spanish now
 
What da fuck happened?
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FinlandBernd2022-06-13 19:04:24 · 4yNo. 169630reply
You got culturally enrichened and you will be happy.
FinlandBernd2022-06-13 19:07:10 · 4yNo. 169631reply
Just like back in the days the hordes of Finns colonized Krautchan and established it as a finnish colony despite the native burgers attempting to resist, will BG now be colonized by our spanish speaking overlords.
FinlandBernd2022-06-13 19:19:01 · 4yNo. 169636reply
It is the law of nature. The old and weak shall make room for the young, virile and strong. Just like Väinämöinen just left/went away when Christianity came here.
Just another page in history is turning. “Choose not to be harmed - and you won’t feel harmed. Don’t feel harmed - and you haven’t been.”
PeruBernd2022-06-13 21:34:21 · 4yNo. 169760reply
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