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BerndITT: Poor people foodBernd2022-06-24 09:51:52 · 4yNo. 183611reply
With the current war and inflation shenanigans in Europe, Bernd needs a repository of cheap, filling meals he can make to survive the coming storm. So post your poor people stuff in here.
 
1. Korean Tuna Patties
Ingredients: Canned tuna (not in oil), onions or spring onions, eggs (about 1 per can IME), breadcrums or flour, salt, pepper, a bit of cooking oil
Mix tuna, chopped onions/spring onions, salt, pepper, egg and breadcrumbs/flour, make small patties from this dough, fry em in a pan until golden brown. Serve with dip of choice, maybe rice or bread too.
 
2. Potatoes with butter
Ingredients: Potatoes, salt, butter
Cook potatoes in salt water, serve with butter. Surprisingly tasty.
 
3. Bread patties
Ingedients: Eggs, breadcrumbs, cooking oil
Make a dough from eggs and breadcrums, make patties, deep fry in oil.
 
4. Ghetto amatriciana
Ingredients: Bacon, tomato puree, garlic, parmesan, some kind of noodles
Cook pasta. Meanwhile, chop bacon or use bacon bits, fry over medium heat in pan so the fat comes out and the bacon gets crispy, put some tomato puree and water in, put crushed garlic, salt and pepper in. Put some starchy noodle water in. Reduce to consistency you like. When the noodles are done, drain, put them into the pan with the sauce and mix well. Serve with parmesan.

BerndMotherBernd2022-06-10 20:18:01 · 4yNo. 167181reply
One time my boyfriend called me mother when we had sex ;_;
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SpainBernd2022-06-14 11:06:10 · 4yNo. 170466reply
SHUT UP gay
ColombiaBernd2022-06-15 00:50:39 · 4yNo. 171003reply
All gay people are mentally ill, so it's normal.
PeruBernd2022-06-15 05:10:34 · 4yNo. 171205sagereply
Kek, the virgins and their "tits or gtfo" are already here.
BerndBernd2022-06-20 15:28:46 · 4yNo. 176300reply
No homo?

PhilippinesQANON Counter Intel Drop#2 Ass and TittiesBernd2022-06-19 19:41:27 · 4yNo. 175754reply
QANON Counter Intel Drop#2 Ass and Titties
https://share.vidyard.com/watch/1XvscaWM8M27btgZSA5uWf?

United Kingdomis this an alphaleak or just an accident?Bernd2022-06-19 13:42:11 · 4yNo. 175591reply
Maybe some of you have seen it. Elon tweeted yesterday and the tweet was quickly deleted. Looking at the nft pointed out by Elon, it doesn't look very institutional (pridecatsnft). Actually the price is very cheap. I have only one question in mind. Was it an accident or an alpha leak? What are you thinking?
SloveniaBernd2022-06-19 13:46:21 · 4yNo. 175593reply
>haha
it was a shitpoast

MexicoBernd2022-06-19 04:29:21 · 4yNo. 175430reply
We already got hold of this board.
the spics

United StatesBernd2022-06-18 15:38:07 · 4yNo. 174872reply
why do whores on insta with thousands of followers block me just cause i have a secret account. i never dm, comment or anything not even like their posts. like bitch you obviously love the attention. dumb bitches

United StatesBernd2022-06-16 15:57:44 · 4yNo. 172426reply
you will never be a carefree thug fuckng 10/10 escorts on the daily while people pay to watch you
 
this is the epitome of life
https://www.erome.com/a/m5LiOTMR

GermanyQ: What makes a city first world?Bernd2022-06-15 11:49:19 · 4yNo. 171306reply
A: Having bikes for renting with the first 30 minutes being free.
 
 
 
Name more things that make a city first world.
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SloveniaBernd2022-06-15 11:58:29 · 4yNo. 171310reply
Homosex being promoted in ad space
ColombiaBernd2022-06-15 13:40:42 · 4yNo. 171352reply
My third world city had these for a while. And that's the detail, for a while.
GermanyBernd2022-06-15 13:56:51 · 4yNo. 171356reply
colombia is first world then
 
that makes many Russian cities first world, so your statement is factually wrong
BulgariaBernd2022-06-16 14:20:46 · 4yNo. 172373reply
What if city is very cold?


Turkeyda fuckBernd2022-06-10 20:05:52 · 4yNo. 167153reply
>didnt browse bernd.group for a year
>entire board speaks spanish now
 
What da fuck happened?
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FinlandBernd2022-06-13 19:04:24 · 4yNo. 169630reply
You got culturally enrichened and you will be happy.
FinlandBernd2022-06-13 19:07:10 · 4yNo. 169631reply
Just like back in the days the hordes of Finns colonized Krautchan and established it as a finnish colony despite the native burgers attempting to resist, will BG now be colonized by our spanish speaking overlords.
FinlandBernd2022-06-13 19:19:01 · 4yNo. 169636reply
It is the law of nature. The old and weak shall make room for the young, virile and strong. Just like Väinämöinen just left/went away when Christianity came here.
Just another page in history is turning. “Choose not to be harmed - and you won’t feel harmed. Don’t feel harmed - and you haven’t been.”
PeruBernd2022-06-13 21:34:21 · 4yNo. 169760reply

United StatessufferingsBernd2022-06-13 20:43:21 · 4yNo. 169706reply
the headphone jack on my phone is corroded and keeps randomly turning up/down the volume and skipping videos because it thinks the headphone button is being pressed. i've bought 3 new pairs of headphones and for the first week they all work normal until they start spazzing out. this has caused me immense and immeasurable sufferings

PeruBernd2022-06-01 01:36:55 · 4yNo. 152926reply
Why is South America third world?
 
>full gold and silver mines
> more oil than the arabs
>practically grows food everywhere
>perfect weather neither too cold nor too hot
 
What went wrong?
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BrazilBernd2022-06-03 03:41:07 · 4yNo. 158146reply
Socialism.
AustraliaBernd2022-06-10 12:47:50 · 4yNo. 166754reply
These questions always try to skirt around the elephant in the room.
United StatesBernd2022-06-10 12:50:22 · 4yNo. 166757reply
Countries are what they are because of the people who live in them.
 
it is useless to have resources if the population does not exceed 70 iq
PeruBernd2022-06-13 10:49:10 · 4yNo. 169369reply
this...
Socialism/communism is corrosive and does a lot of damage to a country, the few countries that have been saved tend to have a resentful opposition waiting their turn, slandering, and when they achieve their goal by taking power, they don't leave, and the shit completely.


United StatesBernd2022-06-09 14:54:40 · 4yNo. 165708reply
how do i stop having schizo incel conversations out loud to myself?
MexicoBernd2022-06-10 04:27:54 · 4yNo. 166512reply
You can't scape the sigma grindset
UkraineBernd2022-06-11 14:58:52 · 4yNo. 167942reply
i take 3 kinds of pills against schizophrenia
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