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SloveniaBernd2023-07-03 15:48:46 · 3yNo. 277208reply
the new photoshop autofill is fire
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-03 16:51:02 · 3yNo. 277221reply
kek

RussiaFlying wizard from the bibleBernd2023-07-02 13:42:11 · 3yNo. 277047reply
i recently remembered a bizzare story:
We had many Bibles in our old home, and some of those Bibles were given to us for free by different preachers. There were a lot of preachers in the 90s and 00s who had those free bibles and they were just giving them up to everyone, as the sign of good will or invitation to their church. I was a student back then and i had some free time, so i got one of those Bibles from the bookshelf and was reading it. It had some chapter like "To some tribe name" as if its like a letter or something, and it had a story from apostle, who was talking about himself or Jesus traveling the road, when he met a wizard who was very powerfull. It got my attention when i was reading it, because what do wizards do in the bible? And apostle(or Jesus, i don't remember) begin to argue, Wizard claims that his power is more strong than apostle/jesus. To prove it, the Wizard begins to sing and then he starts to fly up and up higher and higher without anything supporting him. Seeing it, apostle/jesus begins to pray to God to smite this unbeliever and suddenly as if in response to the prayer, he falls down to the ground and crashes to death.
I thought - "boy, that was weird. Why would bible even contain miracles like that, if they come not from the god, but from wizardry?"
But i didn't pay much attention to the story, thinking its just one of the fairy tales. And now when i wanted to find more about this story, i can't find any mention of this anywhere, not in Google, not in other search engines, and we moved several houses since then, and those bibles probably lost. Does anyone know what version of Bible was that? Was this even real, i have some fake memory shit and it was a dream or somehting?
SloveniaBernd2023-07-02 15:53:04 · 3yNo. 277074reply
Sounds a bit like Simon the Magician? He shows up in Acts of the Apostles, chapter 8, in the canonical texts, but in Acts of Peter (apocryphal) he has a contest with Peter the Apostle who accuses him of using wicked sorcery to deceitfully convert people instead of actual divine miracles or something, & when Simon takes flight Peter uses divine power to smite him down.
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 16:02:40 · 3yNo. 277076reply
Yes, thats it! Why i haven't been able to find it in the internet using simple words in Russian and English is strange though
 
and how the fuck this apocrypha text even ended up on my bookshelf, translated into Russian, also a question. Were preachers not even versed in bible study and just thinking that if its connected to apostle, then its a bible and legit?
 
And why in the Bible some guy just "takes flight" like a superman, without explanation is also a good question. I get it that he falls, due to divine intervention but the fact that Bible contains shit like that is strange as it is. I wonder if there are fireballs somewhere in the bible too.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-02 16:05:54 · 3yNo. 277077reply
>Yes, thats it! Why i haven't been able to find it in the internet using simple words in Russian and English is strange though
I don't know. What I know for sure is search on the internet has been becoming progressively worse over last couple years.
>and how the fuck this apocrypha text even ended up on my bookshelf, translated into Russian, also a question. Were preachers not even versed in bible study and just thinking that if its connected to apostle, then its a bible and legit?
Hard to say, depends on the kind of preacher. If it's a "freethinking" kind (it was the 90s after all) he's gonna actually give more focus to apocrypha because of some story about how authorities tried to suppress those stories or something. Spiritually American. We had that kind of preachers here as well...
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 16:16:37 · 3yNo. 277081reply
>Spiritually American. We had that kind of preachers here as well...
Yeah, we also had mormon and jehovah witnesses Bibles on the bookshelf. Parents just picked them up and were holding them on the shelf, cause "its the Bible, its a sin to reject or throw away the Bible". But they weren't reading them either, pages were new and sticking to each other, because no one touched them. So they had no idea what was in those books.
 
Later after 2010 Russian government started to crack down on those American sects, when it started using the Orthodox church as one of the regime crutches, so it started to hunt down and close down the competitors of Orthodox corporation to return the favor for support of Putin's regime. When Wagner coup happened, the head of Russian Orthodox Church was one of the first to publicly support Putin and call for peace.

RussiaStrange online productsBernd2023-07-02 14:11:04 · 3yNo. 277055reply
i was browsing singaporean fast delivery site shopee and found this. What the fuck is this? Any ideas? Is this some magical potion? Is this some form of drug delivery? or someone is selling his semen? There are many strange and unexplainable things, that i can't understand, maybe we could find solutions to this mystery. Maybe its something cultural?
 
post more strange things from online shops
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RussiaBernd2023-07-02 14:26:06 · 3yNo. 277060reply
how exactly was it used...
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 14:39:39 · 3yNo. 277062reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-02 14:51:29 · 3yNo. 277063reply
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 14:58:59 · 3yNo. 277065reply
how do end up on FBI watchlist, example №551251

FinlandBernd2023-04-11 12:48:58 · 3yNo. 265239reply
my cucumber is sore
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United StatesBernd2023-04-13 06:26:30 · 3yNo. 265613reply
My enormous, cheese-stuffed sausage is only to have its milky, melted cheddar ever-so-gently squeezed out by a young woman after she's been softly gnawing on it with her molars.
FinlandBernd2023-04-13 15:17:04 · 3yNo. 265691reply
 
weirdo
United StatesBernd2023-05-20 23:57:27 · 3yNo. 271599reply
tetas
BerndBernd2023-06-28 00:52:53 · 3yNo. 276574reply

Buenos AiresMilk MilkBernd2023-06-19 12:49:48 · 3yNo. 275496reply
milk milk milk, milk milk
United StatestetasBernd2023-06-23 19:11:56 · 3yNo. 276003reply
tetas?
United StatesBernd2023-06-26 18:32:12 · 3yNo. 276404reply
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BerndBernd2023-06-16 08:04:55 · 3yNo. 275095reply
>vaginiggers
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United States=tetas=Bernd2023-06-24 16:52:05 · 3yNo. 276171reply
tetas
United StatesBernd2023-06-24 23:05:16 · 3yNo. 276219reply
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ColombiaBernd2023-07-02 03:42:58 · 3yNo. 276972sagereply
Really are you from benin? How is living in benin and how you come to europa?
ColombiaBernd2023-07-02 03:45:11 · 3yNo. 276973sagereply
Not is bad small penis, girl don't see it. I think that finland not is so important size of penis.

Buenos AiresCafe CafeBernd2023-06-19 10:50:28 · 3yNo. 275482reply
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GermanyBernd2023-06-19 17:23:41 · 3yNo. 275525reply
United States=tetas=Bernd2023-06-23 19:11:38 · 3yNo. 276002reply
tetss

PolandIntroduction to Satanism and it's Jewish ConnectionBernd2023-05-05 18:46:18 · 3yNo. 269242reply
This is the introduction video https://www.bitchute.com/video/qhGcMeq7Pf3Z/
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/5BjCZxh1P4UN/?list=favorites&randomize=false
Freemasonry (which are worship lucifer) in the police force
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/HTAjpu4lurFQ/?list=favorites&randomize=false
Satanic ritual murders.
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/7a1DXNUDhnEd/?list=favorites&randomize=false
Satanic ritual Abuse and the power of Satanists, more documented Satanist crimes in the description
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/eW56FZoCiOMP/?list=favorites&randomize=false
An over all compilation on famous Satanists crimes in America (also happens in the UK)
 
Here is Satanic pedophile rings in the UK (notice the church is also involved)
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/tYiYBkbO9jSB/
There are also Jewish families who practice Satanic ritual abuse. According to the Woman this goes back to the 1700s, but there is evidence that this is even older.
 
According to Laurence Garderber Genesis of the Grail Kinds his book quotes "The Serpent lord Enki but in parts of Chaldean he had been called Shaitan" Snakes, dragons and horned beings are all over the ancient world.
 
https://bayfiles.com/l4R3Kcm6z0/The_Egyptian_Masonic_Satanic_Connection_pdf
There is a connections between Freemasonry, Satanism and Ancient Egypt.
 
https://bayfiles.com/w1EcWcmczf/Behold_a_Pale_Horse_Light_Technology_Publications_1991_William_Cooper_pdf
An intelligence officer discovers a conspiracy of the secret societies controlling the world, Jews are involved but are not the ultimate enemy and are both working together with them.
 
https://bayfiles.com/U6P2W0m8z9/The_Franklin_Cover_Up_John_DeCamp_pdf
Satanic pedophile rings working with the FBI, witnesses confront them and sadly lose the court case, here is the documentary if you don't want to read the depressing book https://www.bitchute.com/video/buO6YItrzzkp/
 
https://bayfiles.com/29L9W4m1zf/The_Mystery_of_the_Serpent_pdf
the Jews worship a serpent, but it might be a niche sect of Judaism, but the Jews are indeed waiting for the anti-christ.
 
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8cVL0ViBB7E
Pastor Anderson exposes how much the Jews are against Christianity and how they're waiting for the anti-Christ as their messiahs.
 
https://bayfiles.com/x0QeWem1z2/Marx_and_Satan_1986_Richard_Wurmbrand_pdf
Karl Marx was a Satanist
 
https://bayfiles.com/raT0W3m4z4/Freemasonry_and_Judaism_Secret_Powers_Behind_Revolution_pdf
There is a lot of evidence connecting Judaism with freemasonry
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/feb4NPgUO5zi/
a 5hour documentary on Satanic symbolism in the world by a protestant.
 
https://www.bitchute.com/video/7qGJ2o64qckb/]
A video exposing the Satanic elite.
 
https://bayfiles.com/VdAe25n1z4/Sabbatean_Frankism_as_the_Paradigm_of_the_Modern_Left_TheRebbeBlog_pdf
Sabbetan-frankist conspiracy which says that there is a special kind of Satanist Jew within the Jews.
 
>Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil took Him to a very high mountain and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory. 9“All this I will give You,” he said, “if You will fall down and worship me.”
The Devil controls the Kingdoms of the world, within the sovereignty of God.
 
>2 Timothy 223But reject foolish and ignorant speculation, for you know that it breeds quarreling. 24And a servant of the Lord must not be quarrelsome, but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, and forbearing. 25He must gently reprove those who oppose him, in the hope that God may grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth. 26Then they will come to their senses and escape the snare of the devil, who has taken them captive to his will.
Even back in Biblical times there was a warning of Satanists in the church.
 
>Why do the nations rage and the peoples plot in vain? 2The kings of the earth take their stand and the rulers gather together, against the LORD and against His Anointed One:b 3“Let us break Their chains and cast away Their cords.” 4The One enthroned in heaven laughs; the Lord taunts them. 5Then He rebukes them in His anger, and terrifies them in His fury: 6“I have installed My King on Zion, upon My holy mountain.” 7I will proclaim the decree spoken to Me by the LORD: “You are My Son; today I have become Your Father.c 8Ask Me, and I will make the nations Your inheritance, the ends of the earth Your possession. 9You will break themd with an iron scepter; You will shatter them like pottery.e” 10Therefore be wise, O kings; be admonished, O judges of the earth. 11Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. 12Kiss the Son, lest He be angry and you perish in your rebellion, when His wrath ignites in an instant. Blessed are all who take refuge in Him.
The Earth and the rulers of the world conspire against God.
 
>1 Corinthians 10:20 But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.
>Galatians 4:8 Formerly, when you did not know God, you were slaves to those who by nature are not gods.
All non-christian Religions are of Satan
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PolandBernd2023-05-05 18:54:40 · 3yNo. 269244reply
Yes, only connected elite pedos get away with it.
QuebecBernd2023-06-21 20:00:06 · 3yNo. 275775reply
 
None of it is Satanism. They use Satanism as a cover-up because they know christians (the only people who would possibly go after them) lose their minds the moment they hear the name satan. Their true god is Baal Hammon. Jews actually hate Satan, because, according to these desert fairytales, he fought against the evil jewish god's tyranny.
 
Here's what some rabbis have to say about Satan:
 
"In this century, Satan has fanned the flames of hatred against the Jews by using Muslims worldwide in his attempt to stop God's Plan which will see Jesus Christ returning to the Mount of Olives. If there is no Jewish Israel, Satan has reasoned that God's Word would be a lie, God's Plan would fail, and he could then survive."
 
"Where did Anti-Semitism come from? What is the real cause of this evil thought? The answer is very plain. It comes from the devil. Did you know that the first time the devil is mentioned by the name "Satan" is when he acts against Israel?''
 
''"Anti-Israel designs of any description are demonic. Satan has hated God’s chosen people from the moment Abraham was called. This occurred many years preceding the name of “Israel” being given to Jacob as he wrestled with God. It was all part of the seed of woman and the promise of the Messiah."
 
"You need to know and understand that Satan hates the Jewish people. Through promises made to Abraham and his seed, God would bring forth into the earth the revelation of Himself and His redemption to humanity. Satan hates the seed of Abraham. Satan hates the Jew. Jesus was a Jew."
 
"Satan is determined to destroy the Jewish people so that God cannot keep His promise to bring a remnant to salvation. This is the reason that Satan is orchestrating all the nations of the earth against Israel today. God has raised up a nation that Satan, as the prince of this world, is determined to destroy."
https://www.lamblion.com/articles/prophecy/pcl/pcl-05.php
 
"Ultimately, the source of anti-Semitism lies with Satan himself. He hates God, and he is and always has been committed to the destruction of what God loves and desires. As God's chosen covenant people, Jews are at the bull's-eye of this hatred. Satan also knows that the restoration of the Jewish people plays a central role in the return of the Messiah. Thus, he is committed at all costs to preventing this. Jewish theology can't explain the Holocaust--and actually the "why" of it is part of the larger question, Why is there evil and suffering in the world if God is a God of love? The question is perplexing even to the most solid believer."
https://www.charismamag.com/a.php?ArticleID=6590
 
Stop being a jew, stop worshipping their evil god, and by doing so you'll stop falling for their lies.
BerndBernd2023-06-21 20:34:02 · 3yNo. 275778sagereply
Based. Finally someone gets it.
BerndBernd2023-06-21 21:29:30 · 3yNo. 275785sagereply
By the way, the word "Satyan" in Sanskrit which is one of the most ancient Indo-European languages means "Truth". There is a reason serpents are highly worshipped in Hinduism which is of Aryan origin.

Buenos AiresFeliz Dia del padre/Happy Fathers DayBernd2023-06-18 18:18:19 · 3yNo. 275392reply
FinlandBernd2023-06-18 19:36:32 · 3yNo. 275406reply
Fader's Day is celebrated in November here
Buenos AiresBernd2023-06-18 21:38:45 · 3yNo. 275414reply
そうか

IndiaRAIDBernd2023-06-18 18:08:33 · 3yNo. 275389reply
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United StatesBernd2023-06-17 17:39:10 · 3yNo. 275256reply
Multidirectional tetas?
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RussiaBernd2023-06-18 07:33:17 · 3yNo. 275327reply
Maybe some white girls will be there, but competition for them will be fierce. They literally will be minority, exotic, rare commodity, so they would only fuck total chads. therefore faggots like you who sperg on fakekrautchan won't stand a chance to taste white pussy
GermanyBernd2023-06-18 09:23:45 · 3yNo. 275354reply
SloveniaBernd2023-06-18 12:24:57 · 3yNo. 275368reply
based
United StatesBernd2023-06-18 12:43:21 · 3yNo. 275369reply
I can't tell if this chick has tetas.

GermanyBernd2023-02-22 13:57:56 · 3yNo. 256683reply
Sandra
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United StatesBernd2023-03-06 21:18:12 · 3yNo. 259208reply
Damn those are some nice big tits,I'd like to make love to her.
BerndBernd2023-03-08 01:40:10 · 3yNo. 259501reply
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BerndBernd2023-03-08 17:29:20 · 3yNo. 259577reply
Whore.
GermanyBernd2023-06-18 11:45:42 · 3yNo. 275366reply
Hübsches Kind

ItalyBernd2023-06-14 17:31:55 · 3yNo. 274885reply
can someone visit http s://deepsukebe .io /?ref=wtlkq
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JapanBernd2023-06-16 14:09:59 · 3yNo. 275122reply
tetas!?
FranceBernd2023-06-16 14:18:20 · 3yNo. 275124reply
¿¿¿¿¿¡COÑO!?????
United StatesBernd2023-06-17 11:56:03 · 3yNo. 275237reply
eh...!?
tetas...!?
NANI...!?!?!?
JapanBernd2023-06-17 15:20:27 · 3yNo. 275244reply
teeeeetaaaaas!

United StatesBernd2023-06-16 11:43:22 · 3yNo. 275109reply
Toasty
Vi ahí
Cagua aquel
Cagua aquel
Olvídate que ya no te traen nada para cantar
Solamente le trae la historia
Del gato volador
El gato volador
El gato volador
El gato volador (y dice así)
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana (fue horrible)
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana (y dice así)
Hago comc iguana
Hago como mosquito
Hago como pollito
Hago como ballena
Hago como vaca, mú
Pero ustedes lo que quieren es
El gato volador
El gato volador
El gato volador
El gato volador
Hubo una fiesta en mi barrio
Llego Don Gato, llego el gato Tom
Llego el gato Félix
Llego Silvestre también vino Garfield pero hacía falta un gato
¿Saben quién es, hmm?
El gato volador
El gato volador (porquería de canción)
El gato volador
El gato volador (dice así)
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana (fue horrible)
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Cubana-hubana-ana
Esta es la histotia de una gato
Del que no se sabe nada
Nadie supo en vida lo que le pasaba
Llamaron al gato con botas
Traigan las pelotas, parecían pendejotas
No sabía lo que pasaba
Ni lo que sucedía
Cuando ese gato a mi casa se metía
No caminaba
Ni se arrastraba
El volaba por que es
El gato volador
El gato volador
El gato volador
El gato volador
No sabes como tú haces que yo me ría
Lárgate ya de aquí
Lárgate de aquí, hombre
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