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Perucosplay maleficaBernd2023-07-31 01:45:21 · 3yNo. 281169reply
video link https://linkvertise.com/645573/aNVZ34577093695/1

RussiaBernd2023-07-30 10:17:38 · 3yNo. 281053reply
How can we use the technology of the penisprint for the greater good of humanity?
RussiaBernd2023-07-30 13:07:06 · 3yNo. 281065reply
i need to patent penisprint scaner asap
RussiaBernd2023-07-30 13:07:57 · 3yNo. 281067reply
"Sir, you need to identify yourself, put your penis on the scaner, right here!"
RussiaBernd2023-07-30 13:09:05 · 3yNo. 281068reply
trannies wouldn't have a real penis, so they wouldn't have a real penisprint
RussiaBernd2023-07-30 13:10:13 · 3yNo. 281069reply
You need to constantly remind femoids of your penis-priviledge. They may have fingerprints, but they will never have a penisprint
 
but we can develop the boobprint technology

United StatesGunnerkrigg CourtBernd2023-04-11 22:13:47 · 3yNo. 265335reply
So apparently a real life Antimony Carver will be my death this year.
 
Let us discuss Gunnerkrigg Court like gentlemen for great prosperity.
United StatesBernd2023-07-26 21:30:21 · 3yNo. 280587reply
i enjoyed gunnercrigg as it was imaginative and escapism. much less shitty than harry potter, and better art

Buenos AiresBernd2023-07-25 13:42:15 · 3yNo. 280336reply
do men's face really get better with age? A guy on \fit\ told me that the more puffier\bloated your face is as a young adult, the more better it will look when youre mature.
many articles, memes, etc say men peak at 40- years and it seems having white hairs among your normal hair and beard is attractive.
do I have chance to get good if I live to 40?
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Buenos AiresBernd2023-07-25 13:55:02 · 3yNo. 280338reply
I think you mean "WETHER"
you bad-grammar abbo
AustraliaBernd2023-07-25 14:20:31 · 3yNo. 280342reply
Geez, I give an answer, and I get corrected for being right. Whatever, screw you. I ain’t talking to you forever, and even after that.
Buenos AiresBernd2023-07-25 14:43:02 · 3yNo. 280343reply
No ,no. I DEFEND what I say: you committed a grammatical mistake. own up to it
FinlandBernd2023-07-25 17:40:28 · 3yNo. 280396reply
Someone said that in the ancient world, or was it to middle ages, age 40 was considered to be the acme of life. But these days it is said that you start collapsing in every way at 35

SloveniaBernd2023-07-22 10:07:55 · 3yNo. 279975reply
RussiaBernd2023-07-22 10:53:46 · 3yNo. 279983reply
wtf is this hyperreal?
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-24 18:51:28 · 3yNo. 280264reply
hes clearly the smartest man slovenia ever produced, whats hes doing these days, have he became allah forgive me a tiktoker?

GermanyBernd2023-05-04 08:55:00 · 3yNo. 268913reply
Can it be then whole Germany has severe senile dementia, at least the whole services/healthcare/education? Can it be lead poisoning or something?
 
I cannot do literally everything alone for other people.
SloveniaBernd2023-05-04 13:41:41 · 3yNo. 268926reply
>education
There is severe negative selection for becoming a teacher, everyone who's good at something becomes something else.
GermanyBernd2023-07-24 13:54:36 · 3yNo. 280236reply
You're likely significantly above average IQ, probably 120 or higher.
The average person thusly seems dumb to you, and rightfully so.
Learn about yourself and your place in the world, accept it and adjust your mindset around it.
It will allow you to cope over time eventually.

MalaysiaBernd2023-07-11 13:07:12 · 3yNo. 278287reply
bees are cool
TexasBernd2023-07-24 02:49:52 · 3yNo. 280202reply
I lik bes budy

SloveniaBernd2023-07-09 20:40:09 · 3yNo. 278120reply
DESIGNATED
GermanyBernd2023-07-09 20:41:26 · 3yNo. 278122reply
RussiaBernd2023-07-17 16:41:35 · 3yNo. 279239reply
every day i am grateful to the universe
for you know what

PolandBernd2023-07-16 09:59:27 · 3yNo. 279058reply
Die besten tankstellen in Deutschland.
Die Richtung ist eine.
RICHTING ORLEN
United StatesBernd2023-07-16 12:16:48 · 3yNo. 279065reply
true

RussiaBernd2022-09-05 16:45:21 · 4yNo. 223064reply
Fox with breasts! OwO
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RussiaBernd2023-07-10 10:13:36 · 3yNo. 278165reply
MalaysiaBernd2023-07-11 13:07:29 · 3yNo. 278288reply
what the fuck
MalaysiaBernd2023-07-11 13:08:26 · 3yNo. 278289reply
i hope you fall off a cliff
RussiaBernd2023-07-12 04:26:07 · 3yNo. 278387reply

SloveniaBernd2023-07-03 15:48:46 · 3yNo. 277208reply
the new photoshop autofill is fire
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-03 16:51:02 · 3yNo. 277221reply
kek

RussiaFlying wizard from the bibleBernd2023-07-02 13:42:11 · 3yNo. 277047reply
i recently remembered a bizzare story:
We had many Bibles in our old home, and some of those Bibles were given to us for free by different preachers. There were a lot of preachers in the 90s and 00s who had those free bibles and they were just giving them up to everyone, as the sign of good will or invitation to their church. I was a student back then and i had some free time, so i got one of those Bibles from the bookshelf and was reading it. It had some chapter like "To some tribe name" as if its like a letter or something, and it had a story from apostle, who was talking about himself or Jesus traveling the road, when he met a wizard who was very powerfull. It got my attention when i was reading it, because what do wizards do in the bible? And apostle(or Jesus, i don't remember) begin to argue, Wizard claims that his power is more strong than apostle/jesus. To prove it, the Wizard begins to sing and then he starts to fly up and up higher and higher without anything supporting him. Seeing it, apostle/jesus begins to pray to God to smite this unbeliever and suddenly as if in response to the prayer, he falls down to the ground and crashes to death.
I thought - "boy, that was weird. Why would bible even contain miracles like that, if they come not from the god, but from wizardry?"
But i didn't pay much attention to the story, thinking its just one of the fairy tales. And now when i wanted to find more about this story, i can't find any mention of this anywhere, not in Google, not in other search engines, and we moved several houses since then, and those bibles probably lost. Does anyone know what version of Bible was that? Was this even real, i have some fake memory shit and it was a dream or somehting?
SloveniaBernd2023-07-02 15:53:04 · 3yNo. 277074reply
Sounds a bit like Simon the Magician? He shows up in Acts of the Apostles, chapter 8, in the canonical texts, but in Acts of Peter (apocryphal) he has a contest with Peter the Apostle who accuses him of using wicked sorcery to deceitfully convert people instead of actual divine miracles or something, & when Simon takes flight Peter uses divine power to smite him down.
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 16:02:40 · 3yNo. 277076reply
Yes, thats it! Why i haven't been able to find it in the internet using simple words in Russian and English is strange though
 
and how the fuck this apocrypha text even ended up on my bookshelf, translated into Russian, also a question. Were preachers not even versed in bible study and just thinking that if its connected to apostle, then its a bible and legit?
 
And why in the Bible some guy just "takes flight" like a superman, without explanation is also a good question. I get it that he falls, due to divine intervention but the fact that Bible contains shit like that is strange as it is. I wonder if there are fireballs somewhere in the bible too.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-02 16:05:54 · 3yNo. 277077reply
>Yes, thats it! Why i haven't been able to find it in the internet using simple words in Russian and English is strange though
I don't know. What I know for sure is search on the internet has been becoming progressively worse over last couple years.
>and how the fuck this apocrypha text even ended up on my bookshelf, translated into Russian, also a question. Were preachers not even versed in bible study and just thinking that if its connected to apostle, then its a bible and legit?
Hard to say, depends on the kind of preacher. If it's a "freethinking" kind (it was the 90s after all) he's gonna actually give more focus to apocrypha because of some story about how authorities tried to suppress those stories or something. Spiritually American. We had that kind of preachers here as well...
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 16:16:37 · 3yNo. 277081reply
>Spiritually American. We had that kind of preachers here as well...
Yeah, we also had mormon and jehovah witnesses Bibles on the bookshelf. Parents just picked them up and were holding them on the shelf, cause "its the Bible, its a sin to reject or throw away the Bible". But they weren't reading them either, pages were new and sticking to each other, because no one touched them. So they had no idea what was in those books.
 
Later after 2010 Russian government started to crack down on those American sects, when it started using the Orthodox church as one of the regime crutches, so it started to hunt down and close down the competitors of Orthodox corporation to return the favor for support of Putin's regime. When Wagner coup happened, the head of Russian Orthodox Church was one of the first to publicly support Putin and call for peace.

RussiaStrange online productsBernd2023-07-02 14:11:04 · 3yNo. 277055reply
i was browsing singaporean fast delivery site shopee and found this. What the fuck is this? Any ideas? Is this some magical potion? Is this some form of drug delivery? or someone is selling his semen? There are many strange and unexplainable things, that i can't understand, maybe we could find solutions to this mystery. Maybe its something cultural?
 
post more strange things from online shops
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RussiaBernd2023-07-02 14:26:06 · 3yNo. 277060reply
how exactly was it used...
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 14:39:39 · 3yNo. 277062reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-02 14:51:29 · 3yNo. 277063reply
RussiaBernd2023-07-02 14:58:59 · 3yNo. 277065reply
how do end up on FBI watchlist, example №551251

FinlandBernd2023-04-11 12:48:58 · 3yNo. 265239reply
my cucumber is sore
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United StatesBernd2023-04-13 06:26:30 · 3yNo. 265613reply
My enormous, cheese-stuffed sausage is only to have its milky, melted cheddar ever-so-gently squeezed out by a young woman after she's been softly gnawing on it with her molars.
FinlandBernd2023-04-13 15:17:04 · 3yNo. 265691reply
 
weirdo
United StatesBernd2023-05-20 23:57:27 · 3yNo. 271599reply
tetas
BerndBernd2023-06-28 00:52:53 · 3yNo. 276574reply
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