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United StatesBernd2025-07-23 13:55:01 · 11mnNo. 345311reply
In the Book of Revelation, the "beast" and the "lamb" represent contrasting figures in a spiritual battle between good and evil. The lamb, often identified with Jesus Christ, symbolizes purity, sacrifice, and victory over evil. The beast, on the other hand, represents a powerful, deceptive force that opposes God and seeks to lead people away from Him. The second beast in Revelation 13, with its lamb-like horns, is a false prophet who deceives people into worshipping the first beast.
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United StatesBernd2025-07-25 13:06:11 · 11mnNo. 345455reply
Every sin is forgiven. Every single one. Will you choose the lamb or the beast?
United StatesBernd2025-07-25 13:25:36 · 11mnNo. 345456reply
We bred the lamb to have the smallest possible penis. It is all real. God is pure love.
 
The verse in Revelation 7:17 speaks of the vast and immeasurable value that God places upon every single man, woman and child, because the sacrificial Lamb at the centre of God’s throne is there solely for our benefit and blessing. So, in a way, we can say that we are there, with the Lamb, at the centre of the throne. In other words, we are at the very centre of God’s heart. That is how much He loves each one of us!
United StatesBernd2025-07-25 15:12:11 · 11mnNo. 345459reply
We bred the lamb. We bred it with the smallest penis. It is real. It will be worshiped as God because it is God.
 
>"The Beast and the Lamb" is a symbolic representation of two opposing forces, often interpreted as a spiritual conflict between good and evil, or Christ and the Antichrist, as described in the Book of Revelation. The Lamb represents Jesus Christ, embodying purity, meekness, and self-sacrifice, while the Beast symbolizes a powerful, deceptive entity or system that opposes God and seeks to dominate the world.
United StatesBernd2025-07-25 23:52:29 · 11mnNo. 345474reply
It is a lamb that was bred with the smallest possible penis. I am not lying to you. It is very real.

BelarusBernd2025-07-19 20:42:21 · 11mnNo. 345103reply
Message of the day
 
- Cristmas update!
TexasBernd2025-07-20 00:18:07 · 11mnNo. 345108reply
Haha kek, I like this thread
FinlandBernd2025-07-20 05:55:52 · 11mnNo. 345126reply
TexasBernd2025-07-23 21:40:39 · 11mnNo. 345349reply
BO is working on the single best Krautchan update in KC history. That’s why it’s taking soo long.

UruguayDiary of a Bernd:Bernd2025-07-20 09:21:19 · 11mnNo. 345135reply
(Do we have a place to write verdosos...?)
 
> Be me in RL
> Already had encounters before (actually my sex life started in a pedrusca way with a cousin). Also years ago with a friend, but unsuccessfully.
> But this year meet in RL an anon married chick I was chatting with on the Matrix
> Travel to Argentina and be with her under the condition that the husband be present
> Start a kinda toxic triangularity
> Then in the middle of that meet two more in RL (but originating from the Matrix)
> Now be frequenting the latest one of them and also every now and then the Argentine couple
> Be normie women, all of them milfs, didn’t use condoms the first times,
> Get a test and all good (though I still need to get another one soon to rule out a false negative), but nurse give me the scare of my life.
> Now try to use with all my might
> But despite all that: not feel much pleasure (sex overrated), but keep going for "what people will say." Sometimes feel more pleasure being alone at home than with them
> At times when with them not get an erection or get one but not ejaculate (be stuck for a while). Being very dependent on how I’m feeling at that moment
 
Think I started off pretty badly, plus maybe I’m more asexual than I thought. Has any bernd been trapped in casual intrigues like this?
 
Gonna see how I cut this off and maybe find something stable.
 
Pic unrelated.
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ItalyBernd2025-07-20 14:52:36 · 11mnNo. 345147reply
i have never seen a pussy irl and i will die having never seen one
UruguayBernd2025-07-20 19:59:33 · 11mnNo. 345172reply
Oh no! I'm real, and I'd like to start practicing sexual abstinence (including masturbation) until I find a stable partner.
Right now, I'm trying to bridge these causal relationships in an empathetic way. These people aren't bad in and of themselves, but the situation isn't good (at least for me. I think that as social animals, we seek companionship and sometimes end up accepting situations that aren't entirely pleasant).
 
If it's your own choice, then that's fine. Although I'd like to find a real, stable partner with the same values.
BelgiumBernd2025-07-21 07:16:11 · 11mnNo. 345204reply
Schizo Uruguayo
United StatesBernd2025-07-21 07:27:39 · 11mnNo. 345208reply
Meh

KuwaitBernd2025-07-02 14:46:48 · 12mnNo. 344030reply
half of the youth doesnt even know that countryballs originated from polish shitty sites kek
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FinlandBernd2025-07-02 17:01:22 · 12mnNo. 344037reply
Gaysea was German tho
KuwaitBernd2025-07-02 17:08:18 · 12mnNo. 344039reply
thanks for reminiding me
BelarusBernd2025-07-10 14:28:46 · 12mnNo. 344505reply
TexasBernd2025-07-10 16:12:39 · 12mnNo. 344507reply
Don’t tell BO but. . .

Buenos AiresBernd2025-07-04 20:36:15 · 12mnNo. 344124reply
Hi guys, i have a funny history
(actually im from argentina and my english is not the best :/)
I remember when I was 3 years old my dad always had the radio on and suddenly a lot of random music was playing, including rock n roll, I spent hours listening to bands of all kinds, KISS, SOAD, gnr, the beatles, the who, the rolling stones, etc the funny thing is that when I was 8-9 I met the BDSM world and living from someone who already enjoyed watching gore (I regret it) when I met BDSM I thought it could be something "fun" to see people suffer (as long as it doesn't go to the extreme) making small cuts on someone's body or treating them submissively, they ran through my head and I imagined those types of situations with my OCs or as simple black humor jokes, it became my guilty pleasure and I spent hours drawing how my favorite singers were sitting in those types of situations, it was fun and every time I remember it I laugh, knowing that this came from a little girl of 9-12 years old, you can judge me and maybe give details or make threads about it but for now that's all, enjoy
-SD
(This is a what i draw, i have more but im lazy :p)
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RussiaBernd2025-07-08 17:05:28 · 12mnNo. 344388reply
>i have more
Send more
ArgentinaBernd2025-07-09 16:05:10 · 12mnNo. 344467reply
TexasBernd2025-07-09 17:46:23 · 12mnNo. 344472reply
You definitely fit here on KC
“everyone is so weird”
Welcome home Bernd.
ArgentinaBernd2025-07-09 18:28:03 · 12mnNo. 344473reply
Hell yeah, hi people

GermanyBernd2025-07-07 16:25:48 · 12mnNo. 344354reply
Gefurzt Wie ein Gaul voller Bohnen
GermanyBernd2025-07-08 17:32:18 · 12mnNo. 344389reply
Noice

VenezuelaREAL OR IA?Bernd2025-06-27 23:08:43 · 12mnNo. 343881reply
 
 
I left this video around here, the last few days i've been very paranoid about wha it is real or not. I'm very scared to think that some days( not too longer) we've never been able to detect any diferent between the IAs and the real world, what you think about it guys?
RussiaBernd2025-07-06 23:33:12 · 12mnNo. 344325reply
I think that I have more important things to care about, like getting food or training in martial arts so I can beat my brother when he returns from the army.

KuwaitBernd2025-07-02 21:03:00 · 12mnNo. 344056reply
fuck whoever spammed 'p on krautchan i wish to see xim ignite ximself on gasoline and fucking die and rot in hell like the good nigger xe is
KuwaitBernd2025-07-02 21:07:03 · 12mnNo. 344057reply
also xe likes soylita and used meximutt as a thumbnail for a youtube video GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG what a jassy pedo
TexasBernd2025-07-02 21:30:52 · 12mnNo. 344059reply

TexasBernd2025-06-15 18:32:23 · 1yNo. 343370reply
I’m not a Zoophile but
How big is Heinrich dick?
KuwaitBernd2025-07-02 10:22:51 · 12mnNo. 344021reply
What (or who) the fuck is a heinrich dick
TexasBernd2025-07-02 14:37:11 · 12mnNo. 344028reply
The mascot of KC.net, kohlchan, and Krautchan.org. The cute cat guy people send.
 
>What the fuck is a heinrich dick
heinrich‘s Wiener

TexasBernd2025-06-30 05:15:36 · 12mnNo. 343959reply
ℋℯ𝒾𝓁 𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃

UruguaySexual AbstinenceBernd2025-06-23 22:23:49 · 1yNo. 343654reply
Have you ever practiced Anon? What do you think about it? Is there a method?
 
I believe that beyond the physical benefits, it's about being able to clear your mind and stop something contingent like sex from being a source of stress and worry. Then you can focus on yourself and the things that elevate you.
Also, as an exercise in self-control, as a demonstration of will over desires and instincts (testing what differentiates us from other animals and puts us above them). Reserving oneself for marriage and procreation instead of chasing fleeting partners and instant moments that make us feel empty, that too.
 
https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-abstinence
 
https://www.webmd.com/sex/the-psychological-benefits-of-celibacy
 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_pornography
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FinlandBernd2025-06-28 20:26:14 · 12mnNo. 343908reply
btw st john's is another supplement that might help since it inhibits serotonin reuptake
UruguayBernd2025-06-28 22:59:45 · 12mnNo. 343910reply
>don't you mean "Bernd"
Yes!
 
>btw st john's is another supplement that might help since it inhibits serotonin reuptake
I didn't know that. I was reading, and it's true. I don't know if they sell it in LatAm.
 
This is all very interesting
BerndBernd2025-06-29 01:43:14 · 12mnNo. 343914reply
It's an effective natural SSRI, but can be dangerous to self-administer though. So make sure to do your research and all.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/Longreads/comments/1kocmdf/st_johns_wort_made_me_lose_my_mind/
FinlandBernd2025-06-30 02:29:02 · 12mnNo. 343958reply
intressang, i haven't found it super potent myself, though i have never been a regular drinker of it either

GermanyBernd2025-06-28 07:32:48 · 12mnNo. 343895reply

UruguayLo que hacemos de nosotros:Bernd2025-06-18 19:12:36 · 1yNo. 343505reply
Lo que leemos, lo que miramos, lo que hablamos, lo que trabajamos. Todo eso que hacemos y lo que no hacemos también (via negativa).
 
¿Cómo podemos mejorar el espíritu? Pensemos.
 
We are what we do:
 
What we read, what we watch, what we talk about, what we work on. Everything we do, and what we don't do too (Negative way).
 
How can we improve our spirit? Let's think.
TexasBernd2025-06-18 19:46:33 · 1yNo. 343509reply
>How can we improve our spirit?
Polandball
UruguayBernd2025-06-24 23:20:43 · 1yNo. 343663reply
I can't believe it, it's been six days since then.
Okay, nigga, I'm here trying to "survive," if you know what I mean. It's hard in a world like this, with society and the economy pulling us back, to be virtuous, morally upright, and cultivate the spirit in all those sciences and arts that vindicate our human condition. Instead, it's just the opposite.
 
As far as material things go, I can't complain. I don't have everything I want, but I have everything I need.
TexasBernd2025-06-25 04:29:54 · 1yNo. 343669reply
>I can't believe it, it's been six days since then.
Okay, nigga, I'm here trying to "survive," if you know what I mean
 
What did you expect Bernd, it’s posted on /b/ only people who will see this are Germanball Finlandball and gaytex. What you mean to survive I can’t really tell you what you mean.
TexasPolandball is infinity.Bernd2025-06-25 04:32:33 · 1yNo. 343670reply
>It's hard in a world like this, with society and the economy pulling us back, to be virtuous, morally upright, and cultivate the spirit in all those sciences and arts that vindicate our human condition. Instead, it's just the opposite.
 
Nice, are you telling me polandball can't help you?
 
Chapter 1, Polandball Is Help
 
If I sound schizo at any point then it's because it's 11:30 at night and i've been typing this since 9pm +is very autistic I am self aware.
 
>It's hard in a world like this
Is it Bernd, this is the only world there is, this is based on nothing. I believe you are looking at things very one dimensional, your idea is a glimpse of a small part of polandball. The success that will come with this is much greater than anything you can ever understand as it is far higher on bloom's taxonomy.
 
Polandball is less about the community or comics and more about the collection of infinite knowledge in a way that is more accurate than just symbols. It's not what others have done with these tools, it's about what the human mind creates and comprehends with them. Always push polandball to the very inmates of the human imagination, it is the concept of bringing to life a concept or thing.
 
Chapter 2, how Polandball Is Help
 
Lucky for me you gave reasons why the world is hard.
 
>society and the economy pulling us back
To what society and to what economy? If you are talking personally then the study of polcompball is much help. Understanding the economic structure and sectors of Uruguay's economy to get ahead of the game, not just Uruguay's but many other economic strategies for personal growth. There are many papers of possible growth, your social economic class does not matter in Uruguay's mixed economy, that has many opportunities for personal economic growth. Use society to your advantage, use your economic system to your advantage, gain power with money in your community, there are many ways to make money in Uruguay's economy.
 
>to be virtuous, morally upright
Do not let the soy from kohlchan blind you from the core of what it means to be a polandballer, the fight for a stronger equality with the truth of the world. What could be more morally correct than to treat all fair?, what is more of a human emotion to symbolize togetherness than laughter? What could be more right than stopping terrorist groups on the web?
 
>cultivate the spirit in all those sciences and arts that vindicate our human condition
That is the second home of Polandball, the understanding of our world with chemiball, bioball, planetball, etc gives us very useful tools for understanding the natural and unnatural world. It is with bioball that I can read the human genome, understand the development of drugs, and human brain activity. It is with chemiball that I understand brain chemicals, usefulness of constructing new matter etc. there is much more that can be done in these fields and many others. To make polandballs is the height of engineering, the art of philosophyball, and comics about this natural and unnatural world are at the peak of human thinking. If it is a problem with the society and the economic aspects of life that is hard for you then in some way make your voice heard. I don't know how old you are but in the idea of the spread of knowledge in your county than I see a total of 7 universities you can go to, with the cost of these relative to the cost of living in Uruguay I agree with your statement that the Uruguayan government does not reward citizens with the basic commodity of education. The government doesn't seem to care, this will result in a brain drain of citizens that if you are willing I think you should participate in, money should go in a savings for education for higher paying jobs and leaving Uruguay. Despite all of this, Polandball is still a very useful tool for understanding geopolitics, the news, history, geography, world relations, economic systems, human geography, and much more, this can be done without simplification taking in raw ideas and turning them into something much more than the basics. Believe it or not without government intervention, without paying thousands to a university, you can get so much from creating polandball taking you far beyond what was possible.
 
 
>As far as material things go, I can't complain. I don't have everything I want, but I have everything I need
You need more polandball
 
Chapter 3, Polandball in the first thread
 
>What we read, what we watch, what we talk about, what we work on. Everything we do, and what we don't do too (Negative way)
 
Polandball can help Bernd.
 
>What we read
Stories about the history and the past, epics of heroes thought to be true, scientific papers of human engineering whether that be biology, chemically, etc. stories of religion, about the human mind and consciousness, but to "improve our spirit" and make you smile than read a polandball comic (something I haven't done in a long time because infinity is so big)
 
>what we watch
Improve knowledge, anything that will get you to think. After you watch a video or movie that was good and worth watching the first thing you do is think. Such media should inspire you with both audio and visual cues. Same with reading but more so.
 
>what we talk about
About theories, about the previous media we consume, talks of corruption, the would, news. Talk like an ass burger, advance speech with high level knowledge on the subject matter.
 
>what we work on
We take the usefulness of our education and put it into something we could understand (polandball), we put these acts into the "real world", we put it in something that will last forever.
 
>Everything we do
Is for polandball
 
>what we don't do too (Negative way)
Is because we are scared of the power of infinity.
 
TLDR: polandball is a useful tool in this world that will definitely "improve sprites"
 
Sources:
https://arxiv.org/abs/2410.00002
 
https://arxiv.org/abs/2001.08192
 
https://arxiv.org/abs/1112.6044
 
YouTube: S0WgJpXFubY?si=QbZlz-wQ79YgUHTs
 
https://www.bbvaresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Uruguay_Economic_Outlook_2021.pdf
 
https://growthlab.hks.harvard.edu/files/growthlab/files/towards-strategy-economic-growth-uruguay.pdf
 
https://arxiv.org/abs/2401.04752
 
https://www.worldbank.org/en/country/uruguay/overview
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_universities_in_Uruguay

TexasOpen vs dark web Polandball enjoyerBernd2025-04-27 05:55:36 · 1yNo. 339926reply
Why is the funny Americanball from MrSpherical and Polandball official talking about, thought of sex with minors?
United StatesBernd2025-05-02 06:16:36 · 1yNo. 340166reply
Skibidi
TexasBernd2025-06-11 17:03:09 · 1yNo. 343100reply
TexasBernd2025-06-18 05:26:13 · 1yNo. 343459reply
>I dislike you texas bro
Kek
 
>Why did you delete my pic?
Because the same CP format kept getting posted in that thread with no reply’s but that CP. (I call it the kohl format because one day I saw them post that image on kohlchan)
 
So it had to be done, im sorry.
TexasBernd2025-06-18 05:51:03 · 1yNo. 343495reply
Bye Bernd, I wish you much luck
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