Matched at 3 am in the morning. Were talking till 4.

Empty inside and a little bit devastated. Me carrying the conversations almost all the time, but she does her best to be interested in it.

She has no happiness in life and eating at night, but has potential to be cute and loving.

Her sadness transmitted to me and I saw sad peoples in my dreams that night.

Give her the D to help with her sadness!

Can't! I unmatched.

And what do you think Bernd can carry anything except a conversation? Giving the D is for alpa males only.

 

Why we have names Bijou here? Bejou is jewel in French. What a strange name for /b/.

WTF is wrong with you, pidor?

I can't sustain a healthy relationship with other people longer than a week, mr. Therapist.

Also I can't just fuck sad women, my pepe gets soft from that shit. Will you help me in exchange for Shekels?

 

Jokes aside, she would had become emotionally dependent on me I assume. She is emotionally drained and bored and I'm not that kind of a person who fucks and leaves or fucks neglecting someone's feelings. That's just not fun.

Why not?

 

That's honourable.

PS: how do I become a hamster

Heck can't imagine spending time on someone you don't love waiting for the shit to kick in. And I rarely love. A week — my limit on loveless adventures.

Tho maybe it's how it should be? How normies do that shit with dating and such do you know? I haven't been on a date ever.

NT-chads.

Non-assburgers

guaranteed baggage

try anyway

homo

when the prostitute i was pounding started to look away I got even harder

What does that even mean? Also she replied. A little bit mean and harsh, but still tolerable. I'm not unmatched after two boring replies, that's an achievement in my book,

Not surprised, such people exist. I bet you would get harder even fucking your mom.

She is looking for someone for “long lasting romantic cooperation”.

When someone say “long lasting romantic cooperation” instead of “love” or “lust for beast-like sex” I'm losing erection.

I guess I'll unmatch her in several hours.

Guys, guys I just found a trick to make nice cute chicks swipe you right.

Proof: picrel all the chicks that liked me this evening.

It's really easy and awesome!

post selfie

Are you a grill?

Clearly says in bio she is in open relationships. How convenient, huh? At least she isn't cheating on her bf. What I can't understand is why somebody would be in open relationships. It's like fuck buddy, but said in other words?

 

Started studying acting and literature, but didn't finish both. Now, I guess, doing nothing. Writes little stories. Maybe not that bad even.

She is nice, but her young age manifests boldly. She knows next to nothing it seems. Can it be funny in any way?

What a fucking freak. Who thinks up this shit and then says it? Sort yourself out.

Maybe she has undiagnosed autism

It's a meme. Relax your buttocks.

You probably were right. She couldn't make fluent dialogue. Her words were cold and not surrounded by emotion flow. Probably a Bernd, too, but in beautiful woman's body.

Why don't they fucking respond? I hate them all.

Are these new matches and first messages or have you already had some words with them and they just don't respond?

Both. First I tried asking out on dates more quickly, which got ignored. Now I'm trying to make conversation and I'm still getting ignored.

Are you being funny and entertaining at least once? Do they smile?

 

I'm not that funny, but surely I'm funny enough to at least get more than 1 date from 30+ matches, r-right?

Oh boy. :D

I'm getting one going out a year. Majority of women sit there out of boredom, you should not waste your time with such and make efforts only with those who is seeking your company.

What is written in your profile?

Wait a sec, are you talking about crypto with w*myn?

And how do you know if they are seeking your company?

 

I messaged her some joke bout crypto and she asked if I had any. Triggered my kc tierness.

Let's say if it does not reply in 24h, move forward.

 

Not well played. She probably didn't not understand, it wasn't amusing.

She was after your moniez, checking are you responsible or not. Good sign tbh.

 

Pro tip: don't go too deep in details, better have simple joke about socks than serious discussion about crypto/politics/any other important matter.

And you definitely don't wanna know what women think about important matters.

Two new matches this morning.

First one: gluttony demon. Wannabe italiafag and muh English and muh foreign university.

Second one: lust demon. Hope she is as crazy as she wanna look like.

Pretentious little hoe matched with me.

Asked her what neo dadaism mean ironically. Got “everything that is dadaism, but today” in response. I didn't expect much.

Feeling a little bit pedo tho.

She referenced something obscure so she must be smart!

I've met a smart girl in her early 20s once. She was exactly 20 yo and could talk about dadaism, imperialism, third reich, paganism and about language as a repressive system in terms of Michel Foucault.

And she was autistique. I mean, she literally was diagnosed as a child and told me about that. Sometimes there are pure gems in the piles of shit.

I've seen some of them too, girls who are on the spectrum and very well educated.

However they usually only know trivia knowledge, as do you, as do I.

For actual understanding you'd have read a lot of Western Canon and written essays graded by other professional academics. At age 20 it's unlikely that you have.

 

That's why I see it as not much more than cock length contesting.

Literature is good for finding a path in life and being able to make decisions based on your own resolve.

 

Women can't do that. They're too stupid.

The lust demon didn't reply to my message in 24 hours, alas. Well unmatched.

The gluttony demon replied, and after several hours of conversations she asked about my blood lineage. Oh Gott I think I look like a churka if girls ask me such questions. But me completely slav in 10th generation, don't know how such a question could arise.

That was my plan.

1. take a girl dibly interested in lit/lang/art/history

2. make her gf and provide her with food, vitamin D and shelter for the next 7 years while she is studying hard

3. ???

4. at 27 you have a professor and a wife. PROFIT

She wants to hear about your Varangian and European mercenary noble ancestors, silly. And don't forget that both Heracles and Alexander had children with Amazon queens according to legend. And through Alexander, you can even claim Achilles

Of all the matches I had the last couple of days, this tall art hoe is the only one I might have a chance with. Just asked for her number.

Spot a Bernd. :D Silly, girls don't have such curiosity in mind. Also I figured out how I get that question. I said that me bilingual and that silly girl probably didn't know you don't need foreign relatives to be bilingual.

Why? What will you do with it? Do you guys still call someone by phone and talk with voice?

I would rather arrange the date over text msgs, it puts me ahead of anyone she's still chatting with on the dating app.

What could happen if you arrange the date over text then? She'll delay the reply?

No, I mean if I we arrange a date over WhatsApp or text, she'll be less likely to ghost me somewhere along the line. Being able to call each other if something comes up is also a bonus.

You'll never find a woman truly interested in your personality from the first sight on your profile on Tinder. What a waste of time.

Here, I epitomized your post

It sounds 2deep4me. There are plenty of single hoes with a child waiting for me to provide, you know.

By the way, I have a new match in 8am in the morning. She says she's interested in neuroscience, coffee & visual arts, and something about cigarettes.

You know, if coffee and cigarettes are mentioned in one sentence, sex is silently applied too.

classless whore

also 'neuroscience' means she likes pictures of MRI scans on Pinterest with inspirational quotes overlaying them

Guess it's even worse than that. But she agreed to go for a date with me after the second message. Guess who is lucky boy? not me, I don't like her face

Haha I hope you're going to an all-you-can-eat buffet since you seem to like sloppy seconds.

Nah, I'm going nowhere. Will unmatch in ans hours.

I need reparations for all the girls I asked to go out and they didn't came.

By the way, we don't have all-you-can-eat buffets here, I don't even know where to find one.

Like pottery.

Also Tinder is a waste of time. Every couple of months going to a brothel is good enough.

Relationships are forged out into the world.

Are these your real matches or are you using some Chadfish pics?

Real.

Another day — another match.

Irana is looking for somebody to talk smart things with. Also she travels alone a lot.

It feels like that shit takes me nowhere, but I have nothing better to do anyway.

Update: she says she wants to talk more before I get her number. I read that as a no. Also two new matches, including a cute zoomer that liked my msg about LIDL sneakers.

 

Observation: I never match with blondes

 

I always wonder what "smart things" mean to women. Something frivolous like MBTI discussion usually works, I guess...

Fixed text on the second photo.

 

Nothing that would involve any kind of intellectual work for her obviously. Things she finds interesting, but too complex to understand by herself, but explained by someone else in simpler words.

 

Also would you really like to date someone like on the first pic? She will be heavy at 30.

You muscular or rich? Can you post some profile pics (face blurred if you want)? What's in your bio?

Not muscular, nor rich.

I have two profile pics: simple face picture and simple upper part of torso picture. Nothing special, dressed on every pic.

The secret is: I have good personality

You're acting like I have much of a choice. Every date is welcome.

 

StP is unironically one of the easiest places to get matches outside of third world shitholes if you are a functioning white man. But he's definitely above average nonetheless.

I mean, what are you gonna do? Let's imagine you'll get a date with that soon-to-be-landwhale person, you'll probably be able to have relationships, but when she hits the wall you won't be able to even cuddle that person without feeling nothing warm inside of you. How you'll live with her after that?

I knew this metrosexual black guy in high school who would mutter empty platitudes about how 'you should just not hate people duuuude' and other things you come up with while high or gay.

 

That nigger was seen like the second coming of Einsteinietzsche in the eyes of almost all of the girls. Intelligent women don't want to 'talk about smart stuffs ;3', they are either whores who see men as fleshy dildos and providers or they are whores who don't want to talk about 'stuffs xd' but want an intelligent mind.

 

I noticed this with this girl I had an intense love-hate crush on. I really liked her despite lying to myself and I could feel the sexual tension between us but what characterised us wasn't our deep philosophical discussions that we never had (because that's for fucking midwits) but the innate understanding of each other without having to say a word.

 

Stupid people can't into soulmates. They usually just find a person they convince themselves they like because they had sex or have children or feel funny around. That's an automaton's way of experiencing love.

 

That girl, damn her cursed soul, without talking we could understand eachother.

I wonder if fate can bring her back onto my path. If I die without having fucked her and knocked her up, I'll be very sad.

Go for her, tiger. Knock her up, tie with a chain and left her live in your basement without allowing to go out before she brings you at least 4 beautiful sons and druthers of Netherlands.

Dear youngster, you had no deep connection, you had a crush.

 

Is there any proof you could understand each other than imagination? Understanding without talking is very primitive, no different than finding someone hot imho. Love is a biological process, ancient Finns compared it to insanity best avoided if possible.

That girl asked me to add her on telegram. Wow, the first person really interested in conversation with me. Okay, I already had a date with person from Tinder. The last thing that's left is to have sex with a person from Tinder. After that I could consider my life fulfilled.

She sent me voice message instead of text. Unmatched and blocked in telegram.

It was mutual attraction. Fixation/frequent eye-contact and special treatment.

I would do a speech for English class and while on other days she was incredibly callous and crass toward me, she would as one of the only in the class commend me and say nice things. She acted like a bitch mostly only with me, at one point during drama/theatre class (gay Dutch teach kids everything except for fucking mathematics) I was on top of this bench, standing higher than the group I was supposed to work with. She told me to stop pretending to be the leader and I got off the bench, she seemed receptive to that.

 

I feel like we drifted apart in later years, probably because she got fucked hard at a party somewhere, but was I more keinbernd, I could've put benis inside.

 

Maybe i'll meet her in the future.

 

Fuck off to Reddit.

Haha, how? In your dreams?

Still sounds like projection/limerence, have a read friend:

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence

What do you put in the bio? How old are you (approx)?

That I wanna discuss Anna Karenina and The Catcher in the Rye. Also that I love winter and wanna experience every bit of it. Have discussed literature literally in 0 matches

Close to 30.

Netherlands is a small country. World is a small world.

I need meet her only once more to exchange contact information.

Using bullshit, made up, nonsense language to trick me, LOL.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sehnsucht

 

I can do the same thing, you have Limerence, I have Sehnsucht.

Both are nonsensical.

Implying the 2 women that actually read something other than Stephen King are using dating apps.

Boy, she will have a husband and three children at that moment. Good girls don't sit alone for long.

Implying good girls will allow to stick penis of stupid person in their bagina. I have Bernds to actually discuss literature.

Once I wrote that I'm filthy wealthy and live in the city center and not so many cuties actually matched.

My profile says I own a house and I definitely think it gets me more matches (although none of them want to go on a date, ofc)

To attract mercantile women I see. Normally you can say about that during ordinary conversation, even not that directly.

If your look or personality does not attract people, do you think owning a house will?

I don't think anything I've ever done meaningfully impacted my attractiveness.

Wanna any tips? I can give some hints on the matter.

I get enuf matches and I'm good at irl dates, but I can't go from one to the other :(

Bernd has a match and in her profile she states, that she doesn't seek a relationship. She is 10cm taller than me. What do?

Ignore

Proceed with caution, then ignore. Females would hook up with you if you're cute anyway, even if stated otherwise.

Finally a woman with some fat on her body and pretty face at the same time.

Bet shit has shitty taste in music and I won't want a conversation longer than 5 messages.

What does she say?

Women with good music taste are pretty much non-existent.

Yep. Asked her about music tastes and she confirmed the theory.

What does she listen to?

Don't know are you that Russki migrant to Germany or no. She listens to Zemfira. It's Russian 00's popular rock singer from Bashkortostan. Not the worst case, but I expected something more intriguing.

And chin chong nip nong to you, young lady.

Another night — another match. Tho this evening I had surprisingly few likes.

BIO of that girl says “can we teach AI to fear the death?”. Pretty dumb question, but good to open a discussion.

She is a fashion designer or at least she says she is one. Very likely she is just making ordinary clothes to sell on AliExpress. Wanted to get in the city for work, but pandemic stopped her from coming. What work could have a fashion designer in another city if not establishing fashion show? I hope I still earn more than a clothes maker in China.

She looks like she'd be down to take a tab and a couple mollies with the boys.

Like any other nerd gorl you've met?

Turned out we both like to read about death and dying.

She was studying history, but switched into IT.

Why there are no cute girls that can into literature or sociology or linguistic. Why-y-y-y.

Why are you so picky man? Why not meet them and get to know them? I wish I had that opportunity. I'm scared to even bring up the idea of a date, all it does is get me ghosted 9 times out of 10.

The first reason is it's insanely cold out there right now.

The second reason is that I'm talking with them for a day or two before drop the convo. Do you think this isn't enough to figure out the level of their shallowness?

 

I get the same, despite the amount of matches. These women aren't interested in investment. By some obscure for me reason they think that I will do all the work. If I don't write something they will drop the convo as easy as they drop virginity at 14 on vodka party.

I think that if a woman doesn't write you back at least once after a good convo, she was just bored and I should not bother anymore and switch to another.

Well, I don´t really care to be honest. I'm happy enough to look at a pretty face and listen to a pretty voice about the most inane of subjects, as long as it's not overly awkward or politically naive. One of the girls I spent time with last year began reading books to impress me (I know she read some Russian sstuff like Oblomov and The Master and Margarita during that time). If I were you, I'd find an attractive one with no obvious red flags and """groom""" her into your ideal type.

Good plan you have there, I'm not even joking. Sadly, that won't work with Russian women. They aren't whoring around only when they are entertained. And I can't entertain something not really intelligent. And making one stupid person into not stupid is a huge work I don't really wanna have as there are plenty smart girls already, I just need to wait for one to appear.

Today I matched with a girl that writes poetry, a traditionally oriented, don't talk in online(only offline) and says there will be no sex before marriage(I guess she isn't virgin tho). She is the ideal woman from old tales when they were seen tender, feminine and refined. Also she is pretty cute. I bet you would have married her from the first sight. Oh, she is also a babysitter, means she is already ready for many-many children, at least somewhere in the back of her mind. I wish you could have matched with her instead of me.

Ah, but she would not have matched with me. Such is life.

No, I'm just a random German Bernd, who wastes too much time on Tinder.

 

I feel totally the same. The problem is, that there are 100 more men ready to talk to and some of them will put in the work. Yesterday a girl sent me a first message with just "hey hey $smiley" and I replied with "Hey! $smiley" and then nothing came back and I'm really not interested to chase such lazy girls.

 

I would also like to meet a smart girl, but they are like 0,1% of all girls and if I find one, I have absolutely no socials skills to win them over. Such is the life of Bernd. I also don't want any children, which makes it even more difficult.

Understandable. I would do the same thing. Tho I'm putting a little bit of effort, caring the conversation for a day or two to show that I'm serious. In your example you both are careless.

You can try to do a little bit more in the early stages maybe? 'cause heck she surely has tons of other men to write to her, but maybe you are the only one really interesting? And women are really bad at being creative, so that's why she can't write to every man she matches, it's just won't work.

WTF? :DDDD

Well, I'm pretty much frustrated from Tinder and don't really care anymore.

 

???

That's why men hate women.

girls don't like serious discussions bernd. They small heda. Just keep convo light and fun

Where did you find a serious discussion? One complement, and that's it.

I've finally made it, m8s. Over one hundred likes in one month approximately.

Meaningful conversations I had for that time: 3.

Dates: 0, but I will fix that soon.

Proposals for having sex with me from women: below zero(it's even less than impossible).

Welp, it was a nice ride. Now I can delete the app.

 

By the way, the girl on pic rel does ballet and claims she is a virgin. States that sex will be only after marriage. I guess she just loves anal.

My most promising match. Hope we will marry each other.

Nah, turned out she is bitchy. Told me we matched by mistake. Still having a bitchy conversation with me tho. Women.

 

I was mostly saying in general. Just for the next time it may happen.

 

 

For this one >>107692

 

 

Just keep it simple. Remember

Women === Small heda. You don't need so eloquent

Most of the girls in the tinder are there to bullshit you or waste your time, take a screenshot of your posts and laugh with their friends about it.

 

Anything happen with this gril?

Now I'm intrigued. She asked two questions, she got two answers.

How would you have put it simpler? Honest question.

No, I decided not to waste our time. 26, ballet. She is really ready to settle down, literally. Girls in balled literally retire that early. Would you have proceeded be it you and not me who met her?

Said she is a feminist. Asked her what papers she read. Told me she hasn't. We really love to be someone we aren't, aren't we? 4/10 on the scale of fun. Tells she isn't going to bars 'cause not drinking, then added “but when I go to a bar, I do it best”.

I misread her bio and thought it say “uncomfortably dumb”. Gosh I dodged a bullet in dialog bringing up that subject saying she is truly as dumb as she thinks. She noticed that and said she didn't write such things in her bio and it is numb.

Note to future self: don't write quotes of Marquis de Sade in your bio, you won't get matches even with boost.

Sent her a verse. She replied “romantic”. Conversation stopped at that point.

It's always funny, when feminists match me.

 

What did you write?

Something like “As Marquis de Sade said: it's cute what you have going on in here”, but I think the vibe isn't really translatable to English.

 

I believe you don't always need something meaningful in the bio, sometimes anything not really structured will do the job well, as long as it gives some vibes of your personality. Just checking the theory.

 

And today I'm going on a date with one of them. A little bit nervous.

 

Gimme a lil bit of time and I'll answer you later

 

Also don't do this

 

Practically any normal women will be repulsed if she recognizes where the verse is from

 

She was being sarcastic and is extremely annoyed/creeped out by you. Sorry bernd, but ya blew it.

 

 

It be cool bernd tbh. There's a high chance of her not even showing up so just go with it

If a woman recognizes a quote from Marquise de Sade:

1) she isn't normal at all, at least not a boring average one

2) I want her right here, right now and roughly and it was exactly type of woman I was looking for

I meant, how else you would match with someone a little bit dirty in mind?

I see. I never read anything from de Sade as I was never interested in that kind of stuff.

 

I definitely get the part with the not boring average one. I want an alternative girl. Problem is, that I'm not a dominant guy and not into the whole kinky stuff, so I can't handle the type of slutty girl most alternative girls are. I also only had sex once so far. I think that's my biggest problem.

 

Maybe try find one on the KC?

KC has only one type of girls (males), and I'm definitely into real vaginas.

Why bother then?

Returned from a date. It was nice, even comfortable, but can't say that I wasn't stressed a bit. The girl was stressed a bit too. Can say that I wouldn't be able to have dates every second day, but it's not that difficult after all. That was my second date in life.

There are real girls on there, too. I even met one once.

 

Because I think they are more interesting than regular girls. But then I have also no real experience, if that's actually true. I just think, that I'm not compatible with normal girls, because I'm a rather cynical guy. I'm used to the most depraved shit the internet has to offer and don't even blink an eye. I just wished, that I would be the right type of guy concerning sexual stuff, but I'm a Bernd.

 

Sounds good. What did you do? Just drinks? Do you want to meet her again?

 

I know that feel too well. I had some dates a few years ago and also last year and especially last year I was incredibly stressed. I was very relieved, when it was over. My social skills are declining year by year and I notice it when I meet new people. It gets more difficult every time.

Was it awkward? Did you regret meeting her after 15 minutes of communication? :D

 

Is changing your behaviour or views to more conventional is an option?

 

Talked for 2 hours and had a little bit of drinks. Not sure if I want to meet her again. She is cute and smart and talks things and interesting, I guess ordinary Bernd would die for such a woman, but I don't feel love toward her. Pussy is almost in my hand, but that could be just wasted time.

 

Why?

I went on a nice date today :3

I hope I'll see her again, soon.

Why hopes? Why you didn't ask her in the end of your date would she like to have another one in the future or not?

I didn't think about it at the exact moment. I'm a bit assburger and think too slowly in irl conversations sometimes. We texted a little bit after the date, though and I will ask her tomorrow if she wants to go on second date.

It wasn't one on one. It was nice, but it was always with her bf. I met her first on a festival, where she was with her Bernd bf and then they broke up and a while later she got into a relationship with a Bernd I knew and I visited them sometime ago.

 

No, I've seen too much shit and have quite a negative world view and I'm also a druggie. There is no turning back now. I don't want any children, too.

 

Why do you expect to feel love on a first date? I never felt love towards anyone, but would have liked to see quite a few girls more times than I have. How would it be wasted time? When would it be not wasted?

 

I don't meet any new persons anymore. My social life is pretty much dead and during the last year I was 95% of the time alone in my apartment.

I can’t handle the idea of creating a profile on one of these sites. Makes me very anxious just to imagine

Tomorrow has happened. What was her answer?

 

Sounds cucked as fuck.

 

That won't end well. Druggie and extremist women are made by the devil himself. She could destroy your life miserably in ten minutes. You'll probably end up killing her in rage in the worst case or end up in jail. Good luck anyway.

 

That's how it happens sometimes and people usually call it love. I see a woman I want spend every day of my life with on the first date — I date her. Simple as.

 

No girl tolerates inability to communicate. Unless she is disabled in you're her last chance. Do the math.

What part of your profile you wouldn't want to show?

She lives too far away for a relationship, so I never considered it. It was always about enjoying the company of some Bernds nothing more

 

I became a druggie in order to offset my lack of social skills. It worked for a time, but it already didn't end well. After that I pretty much gave up on sex and relationships.

 

Well, good luck on your quest then I guess. I could never imagine this happening to me.

 

I know. That's why it's over for me. I was never a social person and never will be. My brain is not made for it. I just wished I wouldn't crave sex. Then all would be fine.

We’re going on another date on Wednesday. Watching people at the park and tea at my place is the plan.

I'm so happy :3 I'll try to kiss her.

Strange, but these feels are know. I haven't had that feeling till I met the first girl I fell in love with, around 21. Before that, I had 3 or 5 gfs and didn't feel anything toward them, I was just entering relationships for the only sake to see how does it look like to be in relationships with someone. It always was a shitty unpleasant experience. I couldn't imagine what is love for a long time, too.

 

Chemical castration is a real thing, you know. Personally I think you can improve your life or at least there are non zero chances to be successful at improvement, but there is also this thing with depraved sexual desire, so what you want at the moment is possible.

That's great, Bernd. Glad you've managed that.

I don't like the wording. This implies the woman is an object and everything that lead to this situation is me acting in the right manner.

Oh, you are a brainwashed one, I see.

What do you know, pedoonion?

Have nothing to say

@

Call somebody a pedo

That has at least some sense. Calling random people pedo doesn't. Deal with it, Hans.

So you basically had a friendship with these girls? There must have been something about these girls, which gave you a reason to start a relationship.

 

Who knows what side effect it may have and I dont think I could get it very easily. I just hope with age my desire fades away or I have to substitute it with porn all my life.

 

Btw. I got a super like. What do? Was it maybe accidentally?

That worked out actually. Found a girl that into de Sade kind of stuff. Very talkative and easy going.

The only thing that gave me that reason is curiosity about how does it feel to be into relationships. Nothing more than that.

 

If you care so much about negative effects on your health, then you should not deprive yourself from sex or masturbation as it leads to cancer. No fap threads are plain health damage, but Bernds do not know.

 

Nothing, it was a mistake.

But one or two would be enough for this, wouldn't it?

 

No, this is only true for men aged 50 and above.

 

I got another one. More mistakes?

I was young and was thinking that people always tell that they feel “mysterious” love when they're in relationships and they say that they are happy. And I wasn't happy nor did feel anything special having gf, so I though that maybe I need to try some other girl and the magic will happen. In the end, it was right decision — I started to feel love something after 5 or 6th girl, tho it was pure luck as that girl approached me first.

 

Yep. As girls that like you after you superliked them, girls that send you superlikes are nothing more than a mistake. It will be the same thing all over again.

I finally got another date through Hinge despite the lockdown. Gonna see her this Sunday. She seems to have studied the same subject at the same university as my previous date, and they're even the same date. Wouldn't be surprised if they knew each other.

Seems like you either have luck finding the right girl or you don't.

 

Well, I wouldn't know what to write anyway.

 

Do you just meet and go for a walk?

Every time I start a conversation with a woman I can't stop luring her into romantic relationships or flirting with her. It's the only thing that makes me feel alive in this bitter world.

The worst part of that is that I don't really need any intimacy with anybody, I just don't care about their feelings, I don't truly love anybody of them, and the moment they would start responding positively on my signals, I would stop being interested in them.

A-a-and I'm in the game again. For some time.

 

First match — meh. Can't even recall when I swiped her. Will send one message and ghost her probably. Wish she won't reply.

 

Second match — pretty cutie! She is that girl that liked my de Sade part. Asked me about some kinks, but very careful. Stopped to respond on my messages the second day.

Well she said that she installed Tinder for the first time. Guess she just got bored with all these stupid people there. Probably I'll hear a word from her again in some future. Tho she mentioned that she would like to have a son just in fucking 15 minutes after our conversation started. Red alert, I repeat, Red alert.

Why is it in English?

Habit. I'm almost not reading in any other language at that point.

Is it just personal preference or are Russian versions not always available or bad? Sometimes I prefer to have settings in English because that makes googling for help easier. On Linux not everything is available in German...

 

I am also of the opinion that we should ban Bogdan.

Personal preference. Translation from English to Russian just feels awkward. I don't actually need Russian any more. All people I'm talking with know English.

 

And Bogdan should stay here.

Some people I know also set their electronics on their target language when they're learning one, like Norwegian.

 

I am also of the opinion that we should ban Bogdan.

That's a common advice for everybody learning foreign language. When I was learning French I did the same. But Bogdan did nothing wrong, m8.

Yes. Spoiler: it was a shit date. She wasn't fun and I couldn't make it fun for myself either with how cold it was. Not going on another date with anyone else anytime soon.

wants to fug within 15 minutes

Sure its a red flag, but segs is segs.

t.prude

It's hilarious how frequently you can see women mention their salary starting at age 27. Feels like it's the only thing that attracts men at this age if they aren't too attractive.

Update: deleting my dating apps again. Statistics: 95% of my matches ghosted me after I asked them out and the 5% that I went on a date with were generic Western women. See you again next year.

I just matched with a girl that has a “husband” but he lives in another city and she is still living with her parents. She asks for going out and everyday chatting.

Maybe I'm just lucky.

Maybe you are just more attractive to women that are more attractive.

Doubt. One gorl said I look like a maniac on one photo, and like a philosopher on the other. And the “philosopher” photo is basically lowest quality photo I ever took. I could have shared my profile if you did uninstall the app to show.

Now Bernd knows what parts in himself he can improve, lol.

Hm, what if I write in bio that I want to start a family and that's the only reason I use tinder?

Will I get many trad girls and good wife material?

Volunteer at a soup kitchen or blood bank.

Approach women in the streets.

It's -20 on the streets. The only women I can meet there should be dead frozen.

 

Also Tinder showed that there are really a hoard of women wanting to match with someone with the text “looking here for a future wife” in profile. I just've got 15 matches out of the blue.

Ah if you're Eastern European, it might be different.

I've got more than 30 matches in 30 minutes with that phrase from women age 19 to 27. And I'm 27 myself. Usually men get 30 matches in a month. God bless Eastern Europe.

I won't write to any of them tho. They are probably after my flat and money.

You are a fucking retard.