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GermanyBernd2022-02-14 17:41:01 · 4yNo. 136598reply
>rooster want to fight this
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 17:42:02 · 4yNo. 136599reply
They quite obviously don't.
That's why they are bullying Ukraine and not Poland.
CzechiaBernd2022-02-14 17:46:11 · 4yNo. 136601reply
>you will die for this
MexicoBernd2022-02-14 19:01:12 · 4yNo. 136621reply
cool, I would die for that
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 19:13:22 · 4yNo. 136622reply
CanadaBernd2022-02-14 19:33:21 · 4yNo. 136634reply
I never understood the cock pars or lors Lara mene. Can you give me closure after 8 years of not knowing?
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 19:37:00 · 4yNo. 136635reply
CanadaBernd2022-02-14 19:48:32 · 4yNo. 136640reply
Pls tell me
I'll give you an ES :D
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 19:50:14 · 4yNo. 136641reply
Don't tell him.
United StatesBernd2022-02-14 20:00:48 · 4yNo. 136643reply
>Pls tell me
<give you us some backstory
 
kids these day
CanadaBernd2022-02-14 20:34:31 · 4yNo. 136649reply
Why. I'll suck your mutilated cock
ItalyBernd2022-02-14 20:42:18 · 4yNo. 136652reply
It was a hero cock who fought off some sort of aggressor. I think it might have been dogs.
 
t. KC lore pro
 
t. t. don't suck my cock I'm not gay
SloveniaBernd2022-02-14 20:50:59 · 4yNo. 136654reply
splöts prlrllllsshhh
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 21:12:54 · 4yNo. 136663reply
GermanyBernd2022-02-14 21:15:21 · 4yNo. 136665reply
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 21:18:01 · 4yNo. 136666reply
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 21:36:42 · 4yNo. 136673reply
The story begins in 2011, the new Iltalehti for the first time about the terror caused by bloodthirsty dogs in Haukiputaa. The dogs of the careless owner ran free in the yard and were aggressive to other pieces of creation. Many animals became wrecked as people dared to move around as before. Today, the times of the horror of Haukipudas are somewhat forgotten, but one of the characters in the tragedy clung strongly to our memories: Kukko Pärssinen.
 
Kukko Pärssinen's life ended when ruthless dogs rushed to Pärssinen's henhouse. Urhe Pärssinen protected the chickens from fear, and his fate befell him. However, this saved all the other chickens from the deadly contact of the dogs. Kukko Pärssinen gave his life so that others could survive.
 
The story of Persian did not end there. After the evening story, there was a huge movement on the Internet in memory of Pärssinen. Several memorial pages were set up on Facebook for Pärssinen, combining Pärssinen's heroic activities with the "Winter War". Songs, tattoos and radio programs were made about the brave rooster, and Iltalehti continued to cover Pärssinen on the anniversaries of the rooster's death. It was even suggested that Pärssinen's picture be placed in a water tank in the shape of a Laitila cylinder, when the ban on alcohol advertising led to the removal of the Laitila Rooster pattern from the tank's façade.
 
Kukko Pärssinen made the most significant impact on various discussion threads on the Internet, such as Ylilauda and Reddit. The canals dedicated to Pärssinen quickly became the glory in which this savior of our nation was praised. At the same time, an alter ego Cock Bärs was also developed for Kukko Pärssinen, which as a character should not rely on the life of the original rooster. Rather, Cock Bärs is seen only as a funny utterance along with other iconic exclamations such as lörs lärä, körs bär and spandex Spaniel.
 
It is in discussion forums like Ylilauda and Reddit that the memory of Kukko Pärssinen is still alive, nine years after the death of the rooster.
ItalyBernd2022-02-14 22:11:36 · 4yNo. 136683reply
Damn. R.I.P. hero rooster.
FinlandBernd2022-02-14 22:11:51 · 4yNo. 136684reply
>t. KC lore pro
 
Krautchan
 
Krautchan was a German elitist club that operated from 2007 to 2018 and had an extremely anti-Finnish reputation for no good reason! From the earliest times of Finnish board culture, Finns had tried to improve their prevailing reputation by posting civilized threads on Krautchan, but unfortunately it was often interpreted as spamming.
 
In particular, Kuvalauta kept an eye out for the lack of visitors to our German friendship board. Several Finns sent ping checking to Krautchan, making sure Krautchan will not crash. In addition, the general opinion was that the more traffic there was to the server, the more webmasters would receive advertising money. Since then, Ylilauta continued the tradition of Kuvalauta by serving samples of Finnish epic memes to Krautchan's international visitors.
 
tl; dr: Krautchan was already a popular raiding destination since the days of the Kuvalauta, and it was probably done dozens, if not hundreds of times during Finnish board history. The assburger concentrations in Krautchan's more permanent Finnish posters often exceed even the level of Northpole assburgers, which is already quite an achievement.
 
The forcing of Finnish board culture to Krautchan
 
In the fall of 2011, (Sergeant Spurdo) Spurdo's heavy forcing began, consisting of massive spurdoraids organized on the Ylialuta that recurred every couple of weeks. The typical reaction of the Krautchans was ragesagehiding and the famous phrase "I'm so sorry you had to see this" made by Finnish KC-posters. The raiders were systematically given a motnhs rangeban; as a result, the next raid could only be held about a few weeks later, when enough old bans had run out.
 
However, this rude discrimination of the Finns turned as a positive for the Finns as points of sympathy, and in the winter of 2011-2012 the spurdo became an accepted meme in Krautchan. In the spring of 2012, the Ylilauta / int / was opened, where KC-enthusiasts enthusiastic about meme gathered; a few years later, the / int / posters of the Ylialuta and Krautchan were almost completely mixed. Take, for example, the "shitposting frog", a meme developed in Krautchan during 2014, where sad frog is (again) combined with a significant amount of spurdo. sad frog that is perceived as too "Krautchan" for the Ylilauta, however sadfrogs have been fully embraced as part of Krautchan's board culture.
 
On November 9, 2014, the "proofs" meme went off an explosive growth at Krautchan. The meme parodies the behavior of the Russians, especially in discussions on Ukraine. It is noteworthy how the mass drawing of meme variations with Paint and the flooding coercion took place in accordance with the operating methods of Finnish board culture.
 
(cont.)
CanadaBernd2022-02-15 00:55:09 · 4yNo. 136695reply
RussiaBernd2022-02-15 05:20:57 · 4yNo. 136708reply
 
Lay me doon in the caul caul groon
Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun
Lay me doon in the caul caul groon
Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun
When they come a wull staun ma groon
Staun ma groon al nae be afraid
Thoughts awe hame tak awa ma fear
Sweat an bluid hide ma veil awe tears
Ains a year say a prayer faur me
Close yir een an remember me
Nair mair shall a see the sun
For a fell tae a teukie beak
Lay me doon in the caul caul groon
Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun
Lay me doon in the caul caul groon
Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun
Whaur afore monie mair huv gaun
RussiaBernd2022-02-15 06:26:47 · 4yNo. 136713reply
RussiaBernd2022-02-15 06:55:48 · 4yNo. 136716reply
NorwayBernd2022-04-22 20:31:22 · 4yNo. 146877reply
RussiaBernd2022-04-22 20:56:08 · 4yNo. 146880reply
NorwayBernd2022-04-22 21:05:03 · 4yNo. 146882reply
just stay on land... and don't ... even binland...
 
NorwayBernd2022-04-22 21:07:10 · 4yNo. 146883reply
btw there was a big discussion here over these planes because of fails in the start and way to late delivery.... but
 
TL;DR the pilots love them which is all that matters. is landlocked but this guy went over is years ago now where they train the pilots in the us. so he got to ride in simulations in an f-16 vs the f-35... in every instance the f16 ofc lost.. it had no chance.....
NorwayBernd2022-04-22 21:31:11 · 4yNo. 146885reply
anyone remember that finnsh chan btw? god daamnit I can't remember it's been so any years...
GermanyBernd2022-04-22 21:34:42 · 4yNo. 146886reply
you mean ylilauta?
NorwayBernd2022-04-22 21:37:15 · 4yNo. 146888reply
nooo...
 
 
is like 5 ish yearsh ago it got "big" but we didn't trust it lol, swedish intelligence they are ev erywhere you don't understand.....
 
pic unrealted ... we trust the finns here..... but not the (((swedes)))
NorwayBernd2022-04-22 21:48:37 · 4yNo. 146891reply
GermanyBernd2022-04-22 23:57:36 · 4yNo. 146905reply
hm i don't know other finnish chans than yli (and its former names)
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 05:15:01 · 4yNo. 146920reply
there is a pekka chan but I just can't remember what it's called anymre
 
>the gremlin fears the sami
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 05:16:25 · 4yNo. 146921reply
REEEEEEEEEE
 
come home you stupid chick
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 06:09:23 · 4yNo. 146922reply
rossija odin.......
careful..
GermanyBernd2022-04-23 06:37:35 · 4yNo. 146923reply
>just stay on land........
k
RussiaBernd2022-04-23 08:01:04 · 4yNo. 146924reply
Why don't you send them bomb Russia? Pussies.
RussiaBernd2022-04-23 11:12:15 · 4yNo. 146933reply
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 11:32:37 · 4yNo. 146936reply
>muh bomb
look so you are southeners and you don't understand this stuff....
 
at this level you will get invaded by reindeer herders I mean the quality of your army.........
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 11:43:48 · 4yNo. 146940reply
look valdemar... we all hate homos but that's the lest concern rn....
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 11:48:33 · 4yNo. 146941reply
 
I don't know how you did it, but you really pissed of the samis somehow
 
 
anyways I am not in the business of reindeers I am a sea person, but it was up to me I would club the baby reindeers. they are not seals... but....
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 11:53:33 · 4yNo. 146943reply
...son of a bitch!!!!
 
extremely triggered
NorwayBernd2022-04-23 12:42:24 · 4yNo. 146945reply
the terrorist baby seal that is not anyone of you...
just to make that clear
 
baby seal terrorists are just extremely triggering
 
just look at it, doing the isis finger....
I rest my case....
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