What is that?

I use it everyday at work. No complaints. Don't tell me you're a OOP fan.

i appreciate him quite a bit really

is that the golang mascot

Isn't it C but better for security & general use or something

Yes, it's a very uninspired mascot

What are you talking about I love the retard

Yeah, it's kinda like C for retards. I is very simple, like C, but has modern features like GC, interfaces und a seperate string data type. It's really easy to write servers or CLI apps in it.