Bernd
2023-04-11 22:03:51 ⋅ 1y
No. 265330
Dear big fellas,
From the two Lisas I met in the mid-2010s
Which had the bigger tits
The Lisa from 2014
Or the one from 2015?
Compare and contrast their tits from 2015 and 2019 as well
May as well throw in a third Lisa. British one. Never met.
Bernd
2023-04-11 22:39:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 265341
Little fuckers once again express a preference for the Korean over the Kiwi. Not sure why. Aside from their faces and clothes; they're almost identical.
Bernd
2023-04-11 23:30:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 265346
meds
Bernd
2023-04-11 23:34:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 265348
>>265346
Cocksalads
Bernd
2023-04-13 16:59:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 265729
Dear big fellas,
To my left; I see (ego) death
To my right; I see torture, then brain trauma leading to brain death
Ultimately: both options horseshoe around and lead to torture and finally death proper.
Bernd
2023-04-13 18:17:52 ⋅ 1y
No. 265757
Dear big fellas,
Little fuckers just confirmed that they're killing off most of my family members. For being fat. Even the non-fat ones. Like one or two, maybe up to three or four family members have been named. Even those who no longer take stimulants.
For what purpose, however? To what end? What is it that they hope to accomplish?
Bernd
2023-04-14 21:49:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 266027
Litter fuckers once again confirm that even 2015 Lisa is out of my league. I wonder: which of the three is more out of my league and why?
Apparently: 2015 Lisa's form remains unchanged; although, she had... D cup breasts a short time before the seventh anniversary of our first meeting?
But anyway... 2014 Lisa may be easier to reach than the one from 2015. But as to whether or not she's more attainable than the other two is hard to say.
Bernd
2023-04-14 22:28:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 266029
Who is she?
Bernd
2023-04-17 15:23:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 266559
Little fuckers are at it again.
Over 48 hours since I ceased consumption of one stimulant and they persist with their faggy bullshit and nostalgia-based tetas.
Bernd
2023-04-18 20:46:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 266757
Little fuckers are doing it again.
It's been over 72 hours. 5150 record beat.
Bernd
2023-04-18 23:10:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 266778
Birds don't even exist.
Bernd
2023-04-19 00:14:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 266787
Little fuckers are still doing that thing they do.
But I know that as soon as I turn off the television set; they'll still be there. Here.
I know that as soon as I get off the internet; they'll still be here.
I know that as soon as I wake up tomorrow; they will still be here.
Because
Why else would they still be here... three months, a year, two years, three years, approaching... four years later...?
Bernd
2023-04-19 01:28:52 ⋅ 1y
No. 266796
Little fuckers show once more that I was trusted neither then nor now
So why should I trust that the big fellas ever trusted me at all?
Bernd
2023-04-19 11:46:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 266832
>>266029
Ellie from Last of Us
Bernd
2023-04-20 13:56:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 266964
The more they mention the two Lisas I've met;
the harder my erections.
Is this intentional on their part? Like two sides of the same coin type of deal?
Ominous
Bernd
2023-04-21 07:05:27 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267044
poots
Bernd
2023-04-21 16:25:00 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267099
Riddle me this, big fellas.
How is miniMsBjowski anymore attainable than miniMcKenna?
Bernd
2023-04-21 18:10:42 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267107
she used to be a cutie, now she's a cucky tattooed fagot
Bernd
2023-04-21 20:56:07 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267150
Little fuckers now suggest that they'll quiz me on Quantumania as if I can't just rewind the movie to ogle at Kathryn Newton some more for as long as I feel like it which is potentially indefinite.
Bernd
2023-04-22 23:52:36 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267324
Riddle me this:
Why do big fellas pretend to be so professional despite how obvious it is that they're collaborating with the "enemy"?
Bernd
2023-04-22 23:54:05 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267325
SMD, FLP!
Bernd
2023-04-23 10:48:29 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267408
Dear big fellas,
It is day 1288 and little fuckers are still producing nightmares.
But anyway.
They continue to be doing the same thing to various random cousins. I guess I was right about the sex thing many months ago. As I was about the stimulant thing, too. And the anniversary thing.
Bernd
2023-04-23 11:04:52 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267409
Forgot to add that one of the big fellas was already telling me to move away back in 2016 and that the little fuckers had already admitted to me in 2019 that they'd been with me for over three years and that Oxnard chick from early-2015 was also involved.
Bernd
2023-04-23 12:43:55 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267419
I've apparently become an NPC.
Addendum: I always was.
Bernd
2023-04-23 16:47:46 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267471
Little fuckers continue to confirm that they don't want me going after any of the Lisas.
Ever.
Bernd
2023-04-23 17:03:01 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267478
little girls were made for skullfucking
Bernd
2023-04-23 18:02:59 ⋅ 12mn
No. 267483
meds
Bernd
2023-04-26 19:56:08 ⋅ 11mn
No. 267888
EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT THE SHENANIGANS?
WELL GEE I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED AND WHEN AND WHERE DID IT OCCUR
Bernd
2023-04-26 21:51:53 ⋅ 11mn
No. 267901
Lovely 2017 nostalgia.
Now if only the little fuckers would actually leave and let me appreciate the moment without worrying about "offending" them.
Hey, how did I get by way back in early-2017 when I had zero video games? Oh, wait...
Bernd
2023-04-27 20:39:20 ⋅ 11mn
No. 268032
Riddle me this:
Why is 2015Lisa so much more boner-inducing from 2022 and onward, and how was she so boner-inducing from the start?
Bernd
2023-04-29 15:58:46 ⋅ 11mn
No. 268300
>>267483
Boner-inducing hallucinations are still hallucinations nonetheless.
Bernd
2023-04-29 16:15:19 ⋅ 11mn
No. 268304
>>265330
Good, yanqui, good
Bernd
2023-04-30 14:06:53 ⋅ 11mn
No. 268403
Cousins suggested once or twice in the c. 2006 to 2009 period that I would soon be arrested for my copyright infringement of various PC games such as The Sims 2, Half-Life 2, and STALKER.
Bernd
2023-04-30 19:19:26 ⋅ 11mn
No. 268433
I don't think I've ever seen 2015Lisa cry. It's a bit boner-inducing in a way.
Nor 2014Lisa, obviously.
Bernd
2023-05-01 21:16:01 ⋅ 11mn
No. 268627
Hey, hey. Hey big fellas. Hey.
So, like.
Way back in 2019.
Had a "picked" SU over RF.
How would things have gone what with, y'know, that daughter of hers' pictured in 2022?
SU is such a sweetiepie, ain't she? All dressed in white, in the "Underworld", decapitated, double preggers, and traveling with that husband of hers'...
Huh... uhhh...
>I just don't give a fuck
Bernd
2023-05-06 17:44:36 ⋅ 11mn
No. 269382
Headache, stomachache, metallic taste in mouth, sensation of wanting to vomit, red-colored fluid in mouth, little fuckers ridiculing me, no health insurance, never happened before at the same time...
...what could this mean!?
Bernd
2023-05-09 21:05:16 ⋅ 11mn
No. 269794
"No."
Bernd
2023-05-09 23:38:48 ⋅ 11mn
No. 269809
Hey big fellas
2017 nostalgia is cool and all but it's not 2017 anymore and the little fuckers are ruining it
Bernd
2023-05-10 01:37:52 ⋅ 11mn
No. 269820
Man, if only they'd told me to do this instead of blowing through thousands of dollars just to go full circle... aw, crap.
Bernd
2023-05-10 19:43:39 ⋅ 11mn
No. 269879
>Just POO
>Never go to the bathroom again
>Just POO
>Never go to the bathroom again
Bernd
2023-05-10 21:04:34 ⋅ 11mn
No. 269890
I once ate chicken from Pollo Loco that still had feathers.
Or was it KFC?
Bernd
2023-05-10 23:05:24 ⋅ 11mn
No. 269900
>>269890
Sounds like a dad joke.
I didn't get it.
Bernd
2023-05-11 18:50:50 ⋅ 11mn
No. 270015
>>269900
No, really. I found feathers in my dead chicken once as I was eating it.
Bernd
2023-05-13 17:13:10 ⋅ 11mn
No. 270240
My day-to-day life now often has a "movie-like" quality to it.
Now the question is: "would I have noticed its 'movie-like' quality had I never watched a movie?"
What a tweest
Bernd
2023-05-16 20:08:35 ⋅ 11mn
No. 270913
My erection is dispensing semen.
Bernd
2023-05-18 01:37:32 ⋅ 11mn
No. 271081
I don't think I ever referred to her as a "best friend", did I? Maybe "only friend"?
Not sure when the last time was that I considered to be a best friend. Like 10 to 30 years ago, I think. Best cousin, maybe?
Bernd
2023-05-22 19:27:01 ⋅ 11mn
No. 271841
Little fuckers confirm yet again that I was already a sick, twisted, and evil fuck over 15 to 30 years ago!
Go figure.
But anyway. They also confirm again that they don't like Kiernan Shipka, either.
Bernd
2023-05-22 20:19:40 ⋅ 11mn
No. 271847
Little fuckers admit yet again that they continue using EO because they just don't give a fuck and that they will continue to ruin it time again!
Why are they here again? Something to do with Kiernan Shipka, apparently (according to them).
Bernd
2023-05-23 17:31:12 ⋅ 11mn
No. 271944
Any particular reason as to why the little fuckers prefer EO over EM?
Bernd
2023-05-30 21:24:53 ⋅ 10mn
No. 272828
>R is yours!
But she's married and my attorney told me to stay away from her for 15+ years and indefinitely
>S is yours!
But she's also married and threatened to press charges as well!
>How about E?
Why are you here again?
>Solo por E.
>I just don't give a fuck.
Bernd
2023-05-31 02:07:14 ⋅ 10mn
No. 272847
Little fuckers are blaming the not-pooing-enough thing even after telling me to never go to the bathroom again.
They seem to not understand that words such as "never" - "ever" - "solo" are absolutes.
Oh and still using EO over the poo thing, too.
Bernd
2023-05-31 02:08:34 ⋅ 10mn
No. 272848
Little fuckers once again admit that they will continue fucking my shit up even at the shooting range more so than they did in 2019.
With EO.
Bernd
2023-06-11 22:28:49 ⋅ 10mn
No. 274474
Did I ever tell you about my nightmare of getting eaten alive by a horde of zombie-like cannibals? The nightmare occurred sometime in between mid-2005 and early-2008.
Weird to think how over 10 years later; one of the witch doctors confirmed that I somehow ended up in a world of cannibals.
This witch doctor is now deceased.
Bernd
2023-07-12 11:07:07 ⋅ 9mn
No. 278422
Note to self:
2013 UCLA suggestion from Torrance dude predates the Elliot Rodger thing by, like, 5 to 8 months
Encounter with April 2015 NP post-dates by nearly 12 months
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
PROCEED WITH MOST EXTREME CAUTION