wrong. I only tax wh*Te boiz hard, if you know what I mean ;)

I have no foreskin.

 

Can I be your honorary muslim friend?

sure we can be friends but you gotta actually convert or there's this 90000000000000000 lira (3 eur) jizyah tax you gotta pay :DD

yeah i'd rather pay the tax

 

the only really thing i like about muslims is that they have these little shops in mosques where you can get groceries even on sundays when everything else on germany is closed

 

99% of almans dont even know about this

kinda funny because having a shop under a mosque is considered ultra evil here

 

people see it as a betrayal to religion, tradition is losing against capitalism or something like that, as if it hasn't already lost, as if there isn't a 300m hilton standing right at the heart of mecca lol

 

oh no guigg hide the shegels!! :DDD dis is worse than hologausd :DD

What if I convert to Islam and as a true muslim I must visit this place but according to my habits I'd prefer to sleep under a random tree, will islam control police beat me with stones?

you gotta pay :DDDD you gan run but you gan't hide :DDD

pay the sleeping under a random tree tax so you'll be fine