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TexasFor /SCI/enceBernd2025-06-08 23:10:06 · 1yNo. 342967reply
Today I will be tasting all the sope in my bathroom to see which one tastes the best.
TexasConclusionBernd2025-06-11 18:35:25 · 1yNo. 343104reply
Shampoo and conditioner consistently ranked higher than body wash. This is because they have little taste and do not make me want to die. The best one with flavor was a 2 in 1 mint shampoo (ranked 2#).
 
The worst was body scrub, it had an immediate taste and was very strong.
 
Tune back next time for the next /sci/ence experiment
FinlandBernd2025-06-12 06:47:29 · 1yNo. 343145reply
do you have any lavender flavored ones
TexasBernd2025-06-12 10:31:07 · 1yNo. 343151reply
No, does that taste better?
ChinaBernd2025-06-12 12:11:05 · 1yNo. 343153reply
are u still alive now
FinlandBernd2025-06-12 13:56:20 · 1yNo. 343155reply
i would like to know that too
TexasBernd2025-06-12 17:40:15 · 1yNo. 343157reply
This is “Texas” older sister, he had died in a car crash caused by a seizure from the sope. He told me to come to this thread and give the news.
United StatesBernd2025-06-13 09:35:40 · 1yNo. 343219reply
What a shame,the 3 stooges in one died.
TexasConclusionBernd2025-06-16 17:15:18 · 1yNo. 343430reply
Perfume and cologne taste the worst, that shit burned my lips.
TexasFor /SCI/Bernd2025-06-16 17:17:10 · 1yNo. 343431reply
TexasConclusionBernd2025-06-25 17:54:48 · 12mnNo. 343689reply
None worked :(
TexasFor /SCI/Bernd2025-08-03 04:19:49 · 11mnNo. 345803reply
Today I will be seeing if the porn ads actually work. I seen ads of people put all kinds of things on there wieners. The most common one is the toothpaste so I will be testing that for a week and then a month. I will tell the results by the end of the week and month.
 
Pre ass burger experiment measurements:
I’m not giving my Benis size on KC, no matter what I say I will be small so let’s just say it’s “Bernd sized” take that as you will
HungaryBernd2025-08-03 12:54:53 · 11mnNo. 345821reply
Soap itself tastes nothing much at all. And when I say soap I mean the chemical compound you get by heating together some kind of fat (animal or plant based, doesnt matter) and some kind of a base (typically lye but there are other possibilities).
Problem with most commercially available soap bars (and shampoo and dishwashing gels and whatnot) that beyond soap they contain else, such as perfume, things that tastes bad and irritates the skin and mucous membranes and such.
If you can buy home made soaps which contain little to no additives. I bought via webshops but some walk in shops sell em too.
Just with soap like those, one can cover many things. Can wash, shave, clean clothes and dishes, brush teeth. Yes, you can wash your teeth with soap (as noted, it doesn't taste bad) in fact one ingredient of toothpaste is soap! What? What did you expect to be the thing in toothpaste that foams and cleans? They usually don't list it as ingredient, but they do some kind of fat and some kind of base. And that's just soap.
TexasEarly conclusionBernd2025-08-05 04:05:13 · 11mnNo. 345876reply
-day 2:
The experiment has been cancelled, every time I did it my beins would feel weird and very uncomfortable. For my safety I will not be continuing with this test, or at least not the toothpaste experiment. Lemon juice is even worse so in conclusion it obviously did not work.
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUT TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR BENIS!
 
Tune back next time for the next /sci/ence experiment
HungaryBernd2025-08-05 14:21:51 · 11mnNo. 345930reply
Well an average toothpase contains:
- soap
- baking soda
- sand
- rubbing alcohol ("Spiritus menthae cum sale", this is the "mint")
- some kind of fluoride compound
TexasBernd2025-08-05 18:59:20 · 11mnNo. 345952reply
>fluoride compound
My wiener hurts
HungaryBernd2025-08-05 19:57:50 · 11mnNo. 345955reply
Wash it and apply soothing cream. Perhaps mix vaseline with iodine (that orange antiseptic thingy) and apply that.
TexasBernd2025-08-06 02:32:10 · 11mnNo. 345992reply
I had a fun time Rubbing myself with sope and smooth Cream thank you Hungary ball.
TexasFor /SCI/Bernd2025-09-08 22:08:06 · 10mnNo. 348425reply
Kohlchan gets 200 post in 40 minutes, krautchan.org gets 200 every day or day and a half. Let this be the start of krautchan.rip calculations
TexasBernd2025-09-08 22:08:43 · 10mnNo. 348426reply
It should end on
TexasHypothesisBernd2025-09-10 01:18:08 · 10mnNo. 348482reply
I hypothesize that 200 threads form now will be in 3 more days giving us a grand total of 4 days until thread >>348625
TexasConclusionBernd2025-09-14 14:05:17 · 9mnNo. 348719reply
Ehh like 5 or 4 days.
TexasBernd2025-09-14 14:08:18 · 9mnNo. 348720reply
IndonesiaBernd2025-09-14 14:32:09 · 9mnNo. 348721reply
How about tasting every bullet?
TexasBernd2025-09-14 15:33:28 · 9mnNo. 348730reply
Good idea will get to work on it kek.
TexasBernd2025-10-06 22:24:06 · 9mnNo. 349815reply
Put Ben-Gay on your weener.
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