when an amerimutt posts I disagree

When an amerimutt thinks, it doesn't

When an amerimutt speaks, I ignore it

When an amerimutt tells a joke, I cringe

When an amerimutt replies to my post, I tell it to kys

When an amerimutt helps me, I spit on it

When an amerimutt dies, God laughs

If amuttica has 100 enemies, I am one of them

If amuttica has only 1 enemy, that enemy is me

If all the World is in favour of amuttica, then I am against the entire World

If no one in the World is against amuttica, then I have left this World already