I had an idea but I'm too low iq to make gifs. I also don't have the meme I'm talking about using as a starting point, but bear with me.
Have you seen the apu version where you can see his whole body? He doesn't have any pants on, though. So it is just apu standing there with his little green dick hanging out and a neutral face. Given the format of the banner, I think it would be funny if you only see his face. Then it scrolls down his body until his dick is in frame. It stops scrolling, lingers on his dick for an moments and then it fades to black and the krautchan.rip url appers.