In honor of >>343225
also I will be posting my meta comics in this thread now.
Org thread
—> https://krautchan.org/oc/res/1.html
Should had put this in there, he thinks that I download C-p before deleting it so I can look like the “good guy”. This is impossible to disprove because in order to show that as soon as I see it I delete it because I would have to be filming (just by chance) C-p something I’m not going to do. This idea of me playing both sides is false if you’re only source is something that can’t be proven. The Cuban says it, Peru ball says it so if you trust people who post C-p you can get out.
never mind he just thinks I'm the pedobots
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In hate of an Image board that no longer exists. I don’t want to say the name so they don’t try to doxx me anything to me.
The link now just takes you to fella farms but there was illegal stuff on the original site. do the FBI a favor if you have the chance
I haven’t seen the Cuban in a while, I wonder what sites he is on now.
In honor of my thread being put in /m/ >>>962/m/ and >>>738/m/ but I understand 738 more than 962, it’s an image of Bernd the soyjak so why is Bernd banned at Bernd’s home?
This one is special because it’s the first one done in procreate. procreate Had a new update that allow for me to draw like I do in JS paint (The software I usually use for comics). With the more advanced tools of procreate I can have more detailed and dynamic comics. I posted two because IDK if the pdf is better than the screenshot, some people say they can’t read the pdf.
For mods: This was in production long before we started talking, and YES I am working on your idea tatze. I thank you for not actually banning me despite my shit post. .org has inspired me to make more art and hopefully continues in the future.
>Wait, is that how you see yourself?
It’s how soy party sees Bernd (as that is the name of the troons soyjak) so I just go with it, it makes sense if they are the chuds. Yes it was a representation of myself because I’m a Bernd asking about Bernds getting mad, I was not mad at IRC when making the thread. Also this >>350325
>Also, nice comic.
>but I like your art.
Danke Bernd, I thought the art would make the shock value of the last frame more impactful. I also liked how major is the major from hellsing and I like the style of hellsing with dynamic movements, hard outlines, and comically large guns.
>I don't quite get it,
>The mods kill each other trying to kill you?
Not quite, the mods have me executed for posting cancer and they kill me. If you got confused with the blood, I wanted to show they shot me but not draw even more gun powder marks at the angles of trajectory so I just drew my blood on them.
The image shows how I did this: black arrows showing who shot, yellow shows where the bullet was going, and red shows how my blood would had scattered. If the reason for confusion was in the last panel one mod was cowered (bottom, right) then that’s because he was originally Feldwebel before he got promoted, I think if I’m not mistaken he is berndberndsen who I made more hesitant to shoot because I know him from KC100. Sorry if it was confusing, I’m not the best at making comics, I’m still a little new as you can see from the lack of content.
Wile I spam this thread I might as well say things about funny. I had a Bernd say they don’t know who Fannyfun was so this is a short explanation.
He posted cringe tier edit of 764 and was the contributor to CP. He would hide CP in gifs so it could only be seen if you clicked on the file. I tell this so the .org mods know what pedos do to hide CP in plain sight.
He has not been seen in a year.
IN IMENTS HATE OF THREAD 27221205 KOHLCHAN
I JUST SAW LITERAL CP AND GORE THAT GOT OVER 200 REPLIES!! There’s really nothing we can do complain to no one but how desensitized does Bernd have to be to not get mad at kohl for posting more CP than I ever seen Cuban or Fanny do at once.
I remember “what is art” and “a Beautiful thread” that were the exact same.
In honor of: KC.org>>>/m/1111 and KC.org>>>/m/1188
I don’t know if this is my favorite comic. It’s not entirely accurate to my character, as I feel
Like I’m being a dick in this comic. I do genuinely feel sad that some old Bernds that I used to talk no longer come too often, but I love seeing the new Bernds that found their home. I will probably do another comic like this tho as I like the idea. I still love KC and excited to see what .org has to show.
BUT NEVER LET THEM BEAT US, NEVER FALL INTO THEIR GRIB
in honor of:
the KC telegram, xcomm.id
In hate of
I actually had to delete CP at two parties.
To start I want to say that BO is not evil and wants Ukrainians to die, and he is sleeping when I try to get him.
When I’m somewhere I don’t think I can delete CP, I text BO that “I need help”. I feel guilty that I need help so I delete the message and continue finding ways to delete CP. I would hate for BO to wake up and find a message that CP has posted on his beautiful board, he worked hard to create. I feel awful trying to leave it alone if I know it’s on there, so I color inverse my screen, lower the brightness, hold my phone close and slowly delete over 20 threads with CP on them. Knowing if someone saw I would get in BIG Trouble, but I don’t care, I would had died defending Polandball, the only thing I would be worried about is who would mod KC. I serve KC and KC only!
The first two panels are about >>344043 otherwise known as “CUBAN EXPOSED (UPDATE)” the day that the Cuban was exposed. Before this he was posting gore photos (I would show the threads with censors next reply) I told BO to keep an eye out for them and he deleted the “CUBAN EXPOSED” thread, mother fucker was cute about it he said
“Doxxing of any kind is forbidden, thread will be deleted shortly.
I dont give a shit about that roach, neither should you. Dont waste time on this.”
I think BO knew that the Cuban is the bad guy but still delete it because I’m not supposed to care. Then again that’s easy to say when the Cuban wasn’t constantly threatening you with violence. +why would you protect the pedo’s privacy? Anyways he left shortly after as well as the Cuban, but I still stayed on there to make sure he was gone.
Panels 3 and 4 As I said I had to delete them at a party. One was a pool party for a friend of a friend, and another was the Halloween party recently, the ween one was much worse because that was the 20+ version of the pedobots. I can’t tell if it’s heroic to risk sacrificing everything for the people you love, or demented deleting CHILD PORNOGRAPHY in public places.
Panels 5, 6, 11,12 and 13:
What made me make this comic was my work finally banning KC after two years of my knowing about it. This made it to where I can delete CP at work, risky but I’ve done it tens of times by now. It cut time from 8 hours to at most 2-4 hours. I found a way but It will still make my times longer, the effect has not yet been seen. But when it first happened I when to the telegram, which is basically just me and BO and I told him-
“My work is preventing me from accessing Krautchan, I will try to find something but if I can’t work on the AI bot.”
I forgot to put a comma between can’t and work ;_; BO told me
“ai is not an option too expensive”
And this comic was made
Pannels 7-10
Don’t get the wrong idea I did not want to make pool mad by making this. If I wanted him mad I would leave the messages up, I love BO too much to do that. Previously in the telegram I told BO about the German who went to KC.org. If you are confused about the plot, BO is not rich who spent all his money, BO is poor who hangs out with rich people. Of course I have no idea what pool’s life is like so I made this representation of it. I got the idea after I kept seeing the telegram green light say he was on 3 minutes ago, but never see him post on Krautchan. The name pool inspired me and many of my friends where playing online pool, so I came up the pome that “only pool is cool enough to play pool in the pool” I wanted to turn it into a comic but didn’t have a reason too, until now.
Also I know it will come up so let me just say that it took ~30 minutes to do the first 6, 3 hours for panel 7, 2.5 hours for panel 8, panel 9 took the longest as it’s probably in the top 20 of the hardest things I’ve drawn and will be up there a while, line art took an hour alone the final
piece took 5 hours to complete, making it the 3th longest time I had to draw 1 panel for a comic. The others did not take nearly as long, 1 hours for number 10 and another hour or less for the rest of the comic. And an hour to write this long message.
Final words
I might cringe at myself in the future thinking “why did I write”this but what ever. This will probably be my most deepest comic, as it’s the problems with the moderation in one comic, without a happy ending. Regularly scheduled comics will come about Cuban being enemy number one dispite him not posting in month and .org beating us at everything. As we remain in a battle with the pedobots for a long time.
GOOD NIGHT BERNDS
Well I can afford some posts a week. I think others could. For some reason lot of IB users - such as Bernd - find it hard to use more than one imageboards in parallel.
Yeah the engine has its quirks.
But which doesn't?
I don't even know which ib engines are up to date or worked on. We have DoublePlus which in theory is under constant development.
Perhaps jschan.
Fun comic strip.
May Abraxo Cleaner give you strength and rewards for your work.
>For some reason lot of IB users - such as Bernd - find it hard to use more than one imageboards in parallel.
.rip and .org are pretty much the only image boards I use. Any other I use one a month AT MOST, compared to .org once or twice a day and .rip every few hours. I understand that it’s hard to use many different IBs at the same time, I just hope they make enough time for KC. +posting here shouldn’t feel like a chore, it should be fun!
>Yeah the engine has its quirks.
>But which doesn't?
Thats what gives it personality
>I don't even know which ib engines are up to date or worked on. We have DoublePlus which in theory is under constant development.
agreed this place is always evolving, but I must say that I noticed the speed too, it’s like 4x slower than .org because of HTML, maybe one day /Lite/ will work good enough to fix that problem.
>Fun comic strip.
>May Abraxo Cleaner give you strength and rewards for your work
Danke Bernd, these comments give my comics meaning and purpose, it really means a lot for me for you to even post on KC <3
>I think, even as a mod, you shouldn't think about cp and moderation 24/7
It’s a sacrifice to protect the people I love. It is honorable and will make me look good when I try to achieve my ultimate goal.
>Go score some benis at the party and take care of the cp later.
I wish I could find love but I can recognize that I will die alone. My personality is not equipped for another human no matter how much I want it.
In honor of >>327298
Aww man, who knew shit posting doesn’t get votes oh well tune back next year to see who gets it! Thank you Bernds for letting me get this far, it’s truly been a dream.
In honor of >>352369
I think that Europeans are asleep, when they wake to KC they see the new meta comic. I cooked this up in like 30 mins but you didn’t think I’d do nothing for Christmas. Meta comics are hard to make but I wanted something to put out, Christmas, the time for family so we unite the KC family around one table, on krautchan.com .
In honor of the /m/ threads
The poor mods had been working extra hard ever since kohl died and been receiving a lot of hate. This comic is about some of the tame threads I’ve seen in /m/. This is in no way to add to that hatred. I like the mods there, Thank you for keeping KC.org clean and for helping rip when needed. Also first comic posted on the .org thread :DDD.
In honor of >>352315
Comic is a little late but it’s fine. I didn’t feel like drawing my ball, I thought of this comic and wanted to see how far I could get until I had to scrape it. I was never added which I think is kind of funny.
But I was always there, if pool is the one with the camera than who do you think took the photo of him? Cheers to 2026 my Bernds.
My rookie piece is finally done.
In honor of >>350796
And in hate of the pedo spammers
It took me a while to make this but it’s finally done. Dealing with the pedo spammers has been a very hard mental struggle for me, but remembering who and what this is all for makes it worth it. These past few days have been showing me support for everything I do and I’ve very grateful for this supportive community that I helped shaped. Thank you!
On another note, I am done making these gloomy comics, not only dose it feel like I’m sending the wrong message but also when ask about any wholesome comics I looked though my catalog only to find that all of them have sad ending. Because of this I will pay less attention to things that no longer need it, and more effort into things I actually love. Get ready for more expressive well made comics, I’m hoping to plan them out better considering this one took a while .I already have a bunch of new ideas I’m excited to work on that have happy endings so thank you for joining me on this journey.
Monumental. Nice csákó too.
I'm looking forward to less gloomy comics.
Yes, the battle is daunting and undending. But consider it like gardening. The weed always regrow, can't do much to pluck em again and again.
On the End we are dealing with three types of cp spam. The first is captioned images, posted on 3-6 boards in one wave, the images are relatively "harmless". The second is the vilest shit ever, posted on 8-12 boards in one wave, the text looks like randomly picked from an ever growing list - when caught red handed and ban can stop it for a while, will return later. The images used for the third can be simirly vile, but occasionally it's not even child/underage; on the other hand it could cover the whole overboard (50 threads) if left unchecked, but bans don't really work, it goes until it goes.
Thank you Bernd.
Yeah, on here unless it’s like a few seconds after post I don’t even bother with bans. The reason being is that they work so fast that by the time you see one that means they already spammed the board, at that point removing them as fast as possible is more important.
Also you make me feel like I’m not line in this fight so thank you for that.
>what did you learn about the pedos?
The reason for spamming is money, they make money by having people link their sites and downloading content. It’s a business, at least this is what I believe, I did not download anything and I’m not paying for CP.
They use file sharing sites that are free and easy to use, the most annoying part about these is they always say something like “we do not have Liability for our users” Which is very convenient for the pedos and makes reporting these sites hard.
Quick update, I’ve been working on a neu project however It’s r/polandball’s reminder on who I am in the community (artistic and storytelling wise) so I’m trying to make it extravagant. I even started to study in books for ideas, that being said, I have neu books cumming in so I can complete my work and have it look gorgeous.
My entire time has been focused on frame 1 of this work, 20 hours over the course of 2-3 weeks. However for about a week I used my spare time to work on >>356540 which I will work on at my own paste. Since I have more books coming I will Wait on them before working on the mega project.
This is to say I can finish older works now! :DDD
For my mega project there will be panels where I will unite both Nazi and Islamic architecture, so I got books that will help with that. it would make more sense once you see the comic
And also a book about Native American stories just because I wanted it.
“Palace and Mosque : Islamic Art from the Middle East”
“Illustrated History of the Third Reich”
“Native American Legends Illustrated”
I'm sure it'll make more sense when I see it. I'm not sure Nazi architecture really exist/ed. Sure they (Hitler and co.) liked monumental stuff, but they didn't built that much to have a category on its own. Tho there is some Nazi aesthetics in general, with the clothing, weaponry. But even these fit organically into their history., so to speak.
I liek injunballs comics too. Haven't seen a lot tho.
I kind of lied, I’ve been working all week on frame two of the comic. Some 8 continuous hours. And I finally finished. However today the file corrupted trying to clear some space I accidentally destroyed many hours of work.
Here is a teaser, image this with Beautiful colors, and completed, and a chaotic scene of balls at war.
I will once again dedicate another week to restoring my work to how it was. So I will be slowly dedicated to this. also I’m not posting this on r/polandball community
If you know me, you know I hate wasting time.the fact that I’m redoing many hours of work that I already did is infuriating, however I will push on.
In other news I finally got my books however I won’t be needing them till frame 5 which I probably would’ve have been working on by maybe next week. But instead is pushed far back to probably next month. :(((
I saved this frame as an image so what I am doing here is deleting the photo bits that I don’t want so I can color on the layer below. Now I work fast, so 8 hours straight of work is a lot of missing effort. My piece is very detailed so and much of the shading is gone so I will have to do this for much of the entire piece.
Why did you say that weird cringey out of pocket out of nowhere word to them? They clearly was saying Good game,that's what Gg usually stands for. You either misunderstood,misinterpreted it or just trying to make a crude joke with immature humor or are just being rude and immature and being a low effort troll. If your the Mod called Gaytex...this is just sad then. Someone must have had a ruff time as a child/young adolescent and is trying to be a teen again hmm?
I Made this about a week ago. This chapter has finally ended pretty much. But I feel like the comics never served justice to how serious there postings actually were. It’s crazy to think that they are almost eradicated yet were the main subject of many of my comics. I had ideas for comics but I don’t want to give them too much attention. If they ever come back maybe I can make more but not out of the happiness :[. The /HS/ era of KC has died and with the arrival of a new era with KC.org and KC.rip’s technical advices :3 . Despite most of the users are dead I thank every single one of you for staying. You made this battle worth fighting for.
The work itself is an obvious homage to Sir Thomas Lawrence’s “Satan Summoning His Legions” I think it’s interesting of what it represents. That is the cultural shift from thinking of satan not of a great beast, but of someone who is a worthy opponent to that who is like god, Shepherd of all creation. They have done much more to me than what I have “exposed” nothing will take back the horrors I have been subjected to. With this chapter closed I can say anyone who disagrees with Polandball is truly out of there right mind, and is probably a pedophile nazi satanist just joking with that I can say the Cuban was a worthy opponent to krautchan and Polandball.
