Bernd
2024-06-11 18:51:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 312567
What did you cook for yourself today? I made a stir fry consisting of carrots, peppers, mushrooms, broccoli, chicken breast and potatoes. r8
Bernd
2024-06-11 19:03:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 312568
spooky i literally just made something very similar 15 minutes ago but with passed tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, onions, garlic and white beans
Bernd
2024-06-11 19:06:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 312569
Porridge with brotein powder, oat milk, nuts, dark chocolate and frozen banan, raspberries, and blueberries..
Bernd
2024-06-11 19:09:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 312570
Bernd
2024-06-11 19:17:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 312571
>>312570
Cold. I put oats with twice the volume of milk into the microwave. Heat it up until the oats start to puff up. If you wait too long the oats will puff up so much that the container will overflow so you have to stand next to the microwave and watch it. Then I put the container on the counter and mix in the frozen fruit. After 10-15 minutes the porridge is cold and the fruit is thawed up and you can add the dark chocolate without melting it.
Bernd
2024-06-11 19:32:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 312572
>>312570
>stir fry
oh my bad i misread, it's more of a stew
Bernd
2024-06-11 19:44:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 312574
>>312567
I don't cook, because I'm lazy and I have problems with my kitchen. I only eat fruit and uncooked vegetables carrot, cucumber, tomatoes, etc. Never being healthier in my fucking life. Why bother? When I used to cook I was a fat useless bum, nowadays I have energy of a bull and I'm fit, like Patrick Bateman fit. So again WHY BOTHER?
Bernd
2024-06-11 19:56:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 312576
>>312574
> I only eat fruit and uncooked vegetables carrot, cucumber, tomatoes, etc.
Sounds very low in macronutrients. No protein, no fats, low amoutn of carbs, lots of water and fiber.
Bernd
2024-06-11 20:00:53 ⋅ 1y
No. 312579
>>312574
>Why bother
Because cooked food if properly seasoned tastes soooo much better
Bernd
2024-06-11 20:12:47 ⋅ 1y
No. 312580
>>312579
Do not be gluttonous. Just eat to live, not live to eat.
"Taste" is overrated.
Bernd
2024-06-11 21:02:40 ⋅ 1y
No. 312582
i fried vegan imitation nuggets, metballs and three burger patties
Bernd
2024-06-11 21:44:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 312584
nothing i just eat what they give me
Bernd
2024-06-11 22:22:18 ⋅ 1y
No. 312590
>>312584
who are "they" schizo
Bernd
2024-06-11 23:39:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 312597
>>312567
Beef steaks with onion accompanied by baked potatoes, rice and Coca-Cola.
Bernd
2024-06-12 00:45:49 ⋅ 1y
No. 312612
Oatmeal and berries with a drizzle of honey and a glass of berrie juice. Mac and cheese and a glass of 1% milk.
Bernd
2024-06-12 00:46:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 312613
Oatmeal and berries with a drizzle of honey and a glass of berrie juice. Mac and cheese and a glass of 1% milk.
Bernd
2024-06-12 08:32:57 ⋅ 1y
No. 312627
>>312597
Do you have a rice cooker?
Bernd
2024-06-13 01:02:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 312654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoKoOI1BUSc
cooked chicken breast last time videorel. it was bretty good.
>>312597
did you slowcooked that meat?
Bernd
2024-06-13 15:52:45 ⋅ 1y
No. 312674
>>312654
cringed really hard when he put the chicken crispy skin side down into the sauce. Turns the delicious crispy skin into a soggy mess in ans seconds.
Bernd
2024-06-13 16:30:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 312676
Today I made a completely cursed stir-fry: shrimps, egg, potatoes, zucchini, mushrooms, pepper and carrots.
Bernd
2024-06-13 16:31:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 312678
>>312676
Do you cook something different everyday?
Bernd
2024-06-13 16:36:23 ⋅ 1y
No. 312679
>>312678
I don't cook everyday, maybe every second day, because I always cook a lot. Lately I mainly made stir-frys, because they're easy and quick.
Bernd
2024-06-13 17:18:56 ⋅ 1y
No. 312684
I had a minority deliver me food, like every other day. Today I had chicken tikka masala.
Bernd
2024-06-13 17:27:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 312686
>>312684
That must be very expensive.
Bernd
2024-06-13 18:21:48 ⋅ 1y
No. 312689
>>312686
People come to give me their cash every day.
Bernd
2024-06-13 18:31:34 ⋅ 1y
No. 312692
>>312689
Are you a hooker (male)?
Bernd
2024-06-13 18:51:36 ⋅ 1y
No. 312693
>>312689
How much?
Bernd
2024-06-13 19:05:40 ⋅ 1y
No. 312694
>>312693
Today they brought me 180.
Bernd
2024-06-13 19:11:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 312695
>>312694
small benis or nice cameltoe
Bernd
2024-06-13 19:12:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 312696
>>312695
Big buds, dumbass
Bernd
2024-06-13 19:23:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 312697
>>312694
Have you started selling weed?
Bernd
2024-06-13 19:56:16 ⋅ 1y
No. 312698
>>312694
Do you also take credit card or paypal?
Bernd
2024-06-13 21:50:01 ⋅ 1y
No. 312703
>>312627
Yes I do. You put the rice on water and then microwave it for 15 minutes and you have delicious hot rice.
>>312654
I did. I put a pot lid on the pan I was cooking the beef. I cooked it for roughly 10 minutes since I had pulled the beef out of the fridge a few minutes ago.
For today's dish I cooked lentils with sausages and potatoes. I added garlic and pulverized consommé to flavour it.
Also, the previous dish I posted I added garlic, not onion. Unironically I hate onions.
Bernd
2024-06-13 22:36:51 ⋅ 1y
No. 312705
>>312674
agree, i just sliced it instead.
Bernd
2024-06-14 05:40:42 ⋅ 1y
No. 312725
>>312697
In fact, as of Yesterday, I stopped.
Last year I bought 2 kilos from an albanian guy in Lyon for 4K and lived of it until now.
Bernd
2024-06-14 05:42:48 ⋅ 1y
No. 312726
>>312703
This Bernd is living the high life.
>Hating onions
Das weird tho
Bernd
2024-06-14 19:14:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 312753
>>312567
Salmon steak, pasta, and steamed broccoli with a piece of rye bread. Was ok.
Excuse my roommates’ clutter.
Bernd
2024-06-14 19:59:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 312755
>>312753
Not bad
Bernd
2024-06-14 20:47:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 312756
>>312753
you need more broccoli in your life
Bernd
2024-06-14 20:57:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 312759
>>312756
I regularly eat broccoli to get calcium, but I wouldn't say it's a particularly delicious vegetable
Bernd
2024-06-14 21:03:49 ⋅ 1y
No. 312760
>>312759
Have you tried eating it with peanut butter?
Bernd
2024-06-14 21:07:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 312761
>>312760
No, why would I turn a healthy vegetable into an unhealthy mess by drenching it in peanut butter? Or did you mean to recommend peanut sauce?
Bernd
2024-06-14 21:28:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 312764
>>312759
I like steamed broccoli with olive oil and a bit of salt.
I think that asparagus cooked in a pan, or baked, with olive oil and salt is probably the better vegetable.
Bernd
2024-06-14 23:31:23 ⋅ 1y
No. 312780
>>312759
>to get calcium
what do you think about cheese?
Bernd
2024-06-15 07:28:51 ⋅ 1y
No. 312802
>>312780
I don't eat milk based products because of acne
Bernd
2024-06-15 07:54:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 312804
>>312761
As long as you get peanut butter with no additives like sugar or too much salt it isn't unhealthy. It's just high in fat so don't eat too loads of it at once.
>>312802
You need vitamin D to absorb calcium. Actually the main sign of vitamin D poisoning is that you body absorbs too much calcium. I wouldn't bother about calcium in my food. I mean you even get it out of water. Just make sure that you get enough vitamin D.
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:17:08 ⋅ 1y
No. 312805
>>312804
Can you even buy peanut butter without all that stuff in ordinary grocery stores?
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:26:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 312807
>>312805
100% peanut butter is called erdnussmus here.
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:28:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 312808
>>312807
Never heard of it is it good by any chance
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:34:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 312809
>>312808
It tastes just like peanuts. But in paste form.
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:34:12 ⋅ 1y
No. 312810
>>312807
Aaah I've seen that before
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:37:28 ⋅ 1y
No. 312811
>>312809
I mean does it taste better than regular peanut butter
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:38:16 ⋅ 1y
No. 312812
>>312811
Of course not, but it's more healthy
Bernd
2024-06-15 08:43:34 ⋅ 1y
No. 312813
>>312812
Oh ok well I live in the US so I don't know if they have it here
Bernd
2024-06-15 09:12:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 312814
>>312813
I'm pretty sure that you have it. German peanut butter is usually imported from america or made from american peanuts. Stores here have typically only one brand of peanut butter. America is peanut butter heaven compared to us.
Bernd
2024-06-15 09:31:41 ⋅ 1y
No. 312815
>>312814
Maybe it's too healthy for Americans, I spoke to a French guy recently who was spending the last year in North America and he said North American "food" is very bad in comparison to what we eat in Europe, especially France.
Bernd
2024-06-15 10:28:57 ⋅ 1y
No. 312816
>>312814
Well fair enough there is a stereotype of Americans being unhealthy because of are diet.
Bernd
2024-06-15 11:11:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 312817
>>312815
>>312816
Let me tell you about america. America is a consumerist paradise of extremes.
While you have the average overweight american who gets most of his food via a drive through you also have the health nut american with a 200000$ kitchen and a fridge that could house a small elephant.
While in germany you can get three types of ground beef: organic, normal, low fat. American supermarkets carry dozens of varieties. Differing in exact percentages of fat, what type of food the cows were eating, and what cuts from the cow were ground up for it. There are like 50 different oreo products in american supermarkets while you have only 2 or 3 here.
Bernd
2024-06-15 11:46:02 ⋅ 1y
No. 312818
>>312759
> I wouldn't say it's a particularly delicious vegetable
overcooked broccoli gets all mushy and bitter, so maybe that's why? it should be vibrantly green and firm
Bernd
2024-06-15 12:07:38 ⋅ 1y
No. 312821
>>312817
Yeah
Bernd
2024-06-17 11:09:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 312904
Ate some whole grain spaghetti with tomato sauce for lunch. I like the gluttonous feel I get from eating a full plate of pasta.
Bernd
2024-06-17 19:42:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 312930
Had to use shrimps for my stir-fry again because bio chicken was sold out when I went to the store after work. It's so fucking over for us wagecucks.
Bernd
2024-06-18 15:14:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 312974
Bernd
2024-06-18 16:26:04 ⋅ 1y
No. 312977
>>312974
By bio I mean organic food
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organic_food
Bernd
2024-06-18 16:51:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 312980
>>312977
Did you buy organic shrimps?
Bernd
2024-06-18 17:03:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 312983
>>312980
Yeah
Bernd
2024-06-18 17:04:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 312985
>>312983
Never seen this is a supermarket tbh. But I'm too cheap to buy shrimp so it is very likely that I overlooked them.
Bernd
2024-06-18 17:11:18 ⋅ 1y
No. 312986
>>312985
I nearly overlooked them as well. At first I wanted to grab some other shrimps, because they were already seasoned, but then I saw that they also had organic ones (they cost 1€ more than the other ones) and I grabbed those instead.
Bernd
2024-06-18 17:32:26 ⋅ 1y
No. 312994
>>312986
Hah! So you do buy non-organic shrimps while refusing to buy non-organic chicken!
What do you have to say in your defense?
Bernd
2024-06-18 17:41:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 312996
>>312994
Because non organic chicken is extremely low quality and holding conditions are shit, I refuse to buy something like that.
Bernd
2024-06-18 17:46:01 ⋅ 1y
No. 312997
>>312996
Is non organic shrimp any better?
Bernd
2024-06-18 17:56:37 ⋅ 1y
No. 312999
Bernd
2024-06-18 20:38:23 ⋅ 1y
No. 313006
>>312996
Do you buy whole chickens or just the parts? I feel like anything besides whole chickens gets really expensive. But cutting up a whole chicken all the time can get annoying.
Bernd
2024-06-19 05:06:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 313018
>>313006
Just chicken breast which I can easily cut into smaller pieces and use in my stir frys
Bernd
2024-06-19 08:42:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 313032
>>313018
Bruh two organic chicken breasts are like 9€ while you get a whole organic chicken for 15.
Bernd
2024-06-19 15:33:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 313040
>>313032
The amount of work that is cutting up the chicken is not worth it for me, but I agree, chicken is very expensive, that's why I only buy it once a week max.
Bernd
2024-06-19 18:37:16 ⋅ 1y
No. 313051
>>313040
bruh shrimp is even more expensive.
Bernd
2024-06-19 19:06:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 313052
>>313051
Maybe per gram, but as I buy a fairly small shrimp pack, it's cheaper than a regular chicken pack.
Bernd
2024-07-09 17:40:57 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314344
Today I ate this Taco Bell menu which had two burritos, fries and soda with refill. Unironically Taco Bell has better options than McDonalds.
Bernd
2024-07-09 18:15:50 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314345
>>314344
dog. I wish we had more fancy american fast food chains in germany.
I ordered ans instapot to reduce my chicken broth making times from 4 hours to 1 hour. Also it can slow cook and make rice. I hope it is not shit.
Bernd
2024-07-09 19:06:42 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314347
>>314344
based i just ate taco bell an hour ago
Bernd
2024-07-09 22:06:59 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314362
>>314345
I wish we had some kind of vegan fast food chain that gives you cheap, healthy and delicious food.
Bernd
2024-07-09 22:18:26 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314364
>>314345
I wish we had some kind of vegan fast food chain that gives you cheap, healthy and delicious food.
Bernd
2024-07-10 04:44:20 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314391
>>314364
Burger King is very invested in vegan burgers I think.
Bernd
2024-07-10 09:16:06 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314396
>>314364
> vegan
> healthy
> delicious
You can only pick two, sorry.
Bernd
2024-07-10 15:13:59 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314409
>>314396
surprisingly intelligent post tbh.
Bernd
2024-07-10 15:20:36 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314411
>>314396
lies
there used to be a vegan bistro near my place and the food was all three of those adjectives but they went out of business
Bernd
2024-07-10 16:12:05 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314412
>>314411
Most likely contained a lot of oil and sugar to make it taste good.
Bernd
2024-07-10 18:37:31 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314419
>>314412
not really, and I know that because they had nutritional values of each dish listed in the menu
but I'm the kind of person who thinks raw or steamed vegetables with no seasoning are tasty, so I guess I'm no food connoisseur
Bernd
2024-07-10 18:52:14 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314421
mom brought me a piece of pie (cabbage and eggs filling), a vinegret salad, some leftover broccolis with garlic and olive oil from yesterday
t. son
basket
Bernd
2024-07-11 13:32:02 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314451
>>314419
> thinks raw or steamed vegetables with no seasoning are tasty
So they basically served you a raw, unseasoned carrot and that is your argument for a delicious restaurant?
Bernd
2024-07-12 16:05:28 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314517
>cook
It's 40C and I'm cooking all right.
Bernd
2024-07-12 17:20:01 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314522
>>314451
yes. that's exactly what happened
Bernd
2024-07-12 21:32:45 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314540
>>314522
I envy you for being able to experience your own culinary heaven just by eating vegetables straight out of the grocery store but now wonder that the restaurant went out of business tbh.
Bernd
2024-07-13 08:39:06 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314573
I made steak and taters
Bernd
2024-07-13 14:10:19 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314579
Whereis Slovborg with his daily cuckings thredas
Bernd
2024-07-13 14:28:23 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314580
>>314579
He found a gf on twitter.
Infa 40%
Bernd
2024-07-13 14:30:34 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314581
>>314580
sad!
Bernd
2024-07-13 15:03:11 ⋅ 11mn
No. 314584
>>314579
Is was disg anyway
Bernd
2024-07-22 16:39:55 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315170
I ate at Taco Bell again, but now I cheated the system by adding bigger fries, everything for only Q.36, which is much better than buying the same combo but with average fries for Q.35
Bernd
2024-07-23 17:06:14 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315279
The nachos returned on the Tuesday menu. I am grateful since nachos are always a nice addition to a meal.
Bernd
2024-07-23 19:39:40 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315297
Bernd
2024-07-24 01:48:02 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315321
>>315297
When the three options close to my university are McDonalds(which is so expensive and serves the worst goyslop), Pollo Campero(which has rebranded itself as a more luxurious option) and Taco Bell, you buy what you can get. Although I like Taco Bell itself, I wished there was a Burguer King close by.
Juan de Austria btw, who mogged the Ottomans in the battle of Lepanto along his trustworthy titi monkey. The legend says an Ottoman arrow pierced through the statue of Christ of the Moors during the battle and the peaceful monkey got enraged and broke the arrow and threw it to the sea.
Bernd
2024-07-24 10:30:20 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315331
>>315321
why are you not supporting local restaurants instead of these giant american chains?
Bernd
2024-07-24 16:18:01 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315339
>>315331
Because all restaurants close to my uni are expensive and are stupidly small meals. I will not spend my limited cash on some overpriced sushi or some stupid nachos that cost $10. I'd rather have a good american burrito and make St. Washington proud.
Bernd
2024-07-24 18:36:35 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315350
>>315339
Food is one of the few things you shouldn't be stingy with.
Bernd
2024-07-30 03:30:04 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315722
>>315350
my dad once told me the things you should never be stingy with are those which separate you from the ground i.e. tires beds and shoes
Bernd
2024-07-30 10:52:46 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315739
>>315722
your dad is a smart man
Bernd
2024-07-30 12:01:30 ⋅ 11mn
No. 315742
>>315722
Great wisdom I will use it