Bernd
2024-04-21 13:21:09 ⋅ 2w
No. 307421
when will the world acknowledge the polish death camps?
Bernd
2024-04-21 13:22:27 ⋅ 2w
No. 307422
This is not real
Bernd
2024-04-21 13:31:01 ⋅ 2w
No. 307424
what is poland i never heard of it
Bernd
2024-04-21 14:11:17 ⋅ 2w
No. 307428
>>307422
u may not believe it but i am this cat
Bernd
2024-04-21 14:24:41 ⋅ 2w
No. 307429
>>307428
why u so smol
Bernd
2024-04-21 14:38:23 ⋅ 2w
No. 307430
>>307428
You keep spouting this lie
Bernd
2024-04-21 14:45:39 ⋅ 2w
No. 307431
Bernd
2024-04-21 15:00:57 ⋅ 2w
No. 307434
>>307431
noooooo you need to cook it first
Bernd
2024-04-21 15:42:08 ⋅ 2w
No. 307476
>>307434
free protein
Bernd
2024-04-22 07:55:30 ⋅ 2w
No. 307608
>>307430
He's actually a dog.
Bernd
2024-04-22 09:51:29 ⋅ 2w
No. 307613
>>307421
Wtf is this real
(the cat)
Bernd
2024-04-22 10:10:20 ⋅ 2w
No. 307617
Posting todays favourite kot.
Bernd
2024-04-22 16:32:02 ⋅ 2w
No. 307630
I am this kot today.
Bernd
2024-04-22 16:45:55 ⋅ 2w
No. 307635
me (fr)
Bernd
2024-04-23 18:51:32 ⋅ 1w
No. 307838
literally me.
Bernd
2024-04-24 13:02:59 ⋅ 1w
No. 307941
This is me so much.
Bernd
2024-04-25 10:51:19 ⋅ 1w
No. 308067
Totally me right nao.
Bernd
2024-04-26 12:51:49 ⋅ 1w
No. 308183
I know that selfies are forbidden but I will post myself today anyway.
Bernd
2024-04-26 13:37:58 ⋅ 1w
No. 308188
>>308183
omg babe are you single?? can you be my bf? ;))
Bernd
2024-04-26 14:59:51 ⋅ 1w
No. 308195
*denies that there were Polish death camps*
Bernd
2024-04-26 15:45:35 ⋅ 1w
No. 308198
>>308188
That depends. Will you pet me everyday and give me tasty treats?
Bernd
2024-04-26 16:50:57 ⋅ 1w
No. 308200
>>308198
of course bestie! i have a job so i will make sure you're fed and safe :)
Bernd
2024-04-26 17:11:51 ⋅ 1w
No. 308204
>>308200
Very nice! Will you also let me sleep on your lap and play with a ball with me?
Bernd
2024-04-26 19:09:46 ⋅ 1w
No. 308206
>>308204
of course! everything for your little happy smile, kitten :)
Bernd
2024-04-26 20:28:05 ⋅ 1w
No. 308211
>>308206
And will you caress my belly and let my bite and scratch your hand so I can practice my hunting skills?
Bernd
2024-04-26 20:48:39 ⋅ 1w
No. 308213
>>308211
yes, and you can eat and bite the hand as much as you want, kitten, everything to make you grow strong and healthy <3
Bernd
2024-04-26 20:54:51 ⋅ 1w
No. 308215
>>308213
I asked me mum and she said that I am too young to have a gf. I am not even 1 year old. She also said that she will report you to the police for grooming a minor. Sorry ;_;
Bernd
2024-04-27 04:08:16 ⋅ 1w
No. 308268
>>308215
plot twist: im a kitty too
Bernd
2024-04-27 06:11:15 ⋅ 1w
No. 308280
>>308268
Nice one! In this case I think nothing stands in the way of you becoming my kf
**kotfriend**. Btw. me today.
Bernd
2024-04-27 07:00:55 ⋅ 1w
No. 308282
>>308280
yippee!! so we can marry each other later for tax break :3
Bernd
2024-04-27 16:29:05 ⋅ 1w
No. 308307
>>308282
Plot twist twist. I wasn't a kot all along. Instead I am a hairy bald man that kotfished you. You might feel betrayed and scared now little kitten but you will learn to love me.
Bernd
2024-04-27 17:16:24 ⋅ 1w
No. 308309
>>308307
ah shit! i have to keep you in my basement then and show my love by taking each part of your body little by little till there will be only a skeleton and puddle of blood T___T