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Germany Bernd 2024-04-22 05:42:32 ⋅ 2w No. 307596
Tonight I almost got a girlfriend in my dream. But in the end it turned out that the woman was the leader of a following of simps and they wouldn't let me get close to her, even though I was the only person she had a genuine connection to. I met her in the hall of a concert house. She had long dark hair, dark eyes and was Caucasian. Pic only semi related
Germany Bernd 2024-04-22 07:06:51 ⋅ 2w No. 307602
A year ago I slept at a woman's place. I only was with her this one time after having met at a campfire, and we cuddled and kissed but we didn't fuck. She was about ten years older than me but still a 10/10. Anyway, a few days ago I saw her in my dream and she started to hug and kiss me. I went lucid and was like "alright Paula, time for sex!!"... And I woke up. I guess it is just not meant to happen.
Ukraine Bernd 2024-04-22 07:41:34 ⋅ 2w No. 307605
i heard you can't fuck in lucid dreams because ecstasy is a too strong sensation for your brain to handle so that's why we usually wake up, unfortunately
Germany Bernd 2024-04-22 08:16:49 ⋅ 2w No. 307612
>>307605 I've heard multiple people say it works. I've never tried it though except for >>307605 Your take makes a lot of sense.
Ukraine Bernd 2024-04-22 09:53:46 ⋅ 2w No. 307614
>>307612 im not that person to claim who's lying or telling truth obviously, for me personally it doesn't really work (it's always someone not willing to have sex or can't shove the dick in right place or someone's watching me, etc) :')
Germany Bernd 2024-04-22 10:08:22 ⋅ 2w No. 307615
>>307614 Hm, maybe there is something with your subconciousness then that keeps you from having sex? Theoretically in a lucid dream everything should be possible if you are clear enough. I believe the reason for not being able to f Paula in my dream was that in the reality neither of us wanted it either. **I mean my hormones want but my brain doesn't, if that makes sense** And so my subconciousness has accepted this and just showed me a memory of my past. I think dreams sometimes offer a good view into ones mind. My dreams have taught me things about myself that I don't even like about myself, but at least now I know about X and don't lie to myself that I am not X.
Ukraine Bernd 2024-04-22 11:36:56 ⋅ 2w No. 307619
>>307615 that makes sense, ngl (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠; i can assume it's because of childhood trauma caused by stepsister, maybe that's a problem dreams are good source of guidance, indeed, i used to read a meaning of dreams and make notes in dream diary, writing down what i dreamed of and what does it mean, sometimes it worked, sometimes not

OP

Germany Bernd 2024-04-24 12:16:53 ⋅ 1w
No. 307939
Had a sex dream against. Funnily enough with the woman I posted in OP...
Germany Bernd 2024-04-24 16:42:17 ⋅ 1w No. 307960
>>307939 Did you wet your panties? ;)
Germany Bernd 2024-04-24 17:15:58 ⋅ 1w No. 307964
>>307960 I'm not a woman, so I don't wear panties. But no, I don't think I came. We rubbed our naked bodies against each other, I also put my dick inside her, but she didn't want it, so I pulled out. I also remember vividly licking her asshole and how it stimulated her. Good times.
United States Bernd 2024-04-26 11:53:17 ⋅ 1w No. 308179
>>307964 Are you an autist? Your inability to take a joke and writing style are typical for one

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Germany Bernd 2024-04-26 12:46:43 ⋅ 1w
No. 308182
Yesterday I also had a new encounter in my Russian course that I took this semester. She was clearly waiting for me to somehow start a conversation and I noticed! We ended up cycling home together. >>308179 It was a rather serious question. I have never had a wet dream.
Germany Bernd 2024-04-27 04:14:20 ⋅ 1w No. 308270
>>308179 Everyone is on KC
Ukraine Bernd 2024-04-27 05:11:39 ⋅ 1w No. 308274
today i had a girlfriend in my dreams, we hugged each other, kissed and greeted the dawn on empty streets, i asked her if she is real, and obviously she wasn't, she was just a figment of the imagination
Peru Bernd 2024-04-27 06:01:13 ⋅ 1w No. 308276
>>308274 that's so sad
Ukraine Bernd 2024-04-27 07:04:27 ⋅ 1w No. 308284
>>308276 not a big deal, maybe one day things come true, hope you had a better dream friend
Peru Bernd 2024-04-27 20:41:51 ⋅ 1w No. 308329
>>308284 last dream i had was about eating ice cream
Canada Bernd 2024-04-30 04:55:28 ⋅ 1w No. 308709
>>307939 Lol
Quebec Bernd 2024-04-30 04:58:55 ⋅ 1w No. 308710
>>307939
Quebec Bernd 2024-04-30 05:04:13 ⋅ 1w No. 308713
>>307939
Ukraine Bernd 2024-05-06 08:09:03 ⋅ 1d No. 309436
today i had a dream where medic from tf2 got pinned to the wall and raped by red glossy tentacles and torn to pieces by the same tentacles the day before i listened to eroguro hentai reviews on youtube as podcasts while cooking, and i like medic as a character, he's cool i don't usually have dreams with characters, especially so fucked up
Germany Bernd 2024-05-06 08:41:14 ⋅ 1d No. 309437
>>309436 >i listened to eroguro hentai reviews on youtube and you wonder why you have mental issues?
Ukraine Bernd 2024-05-06 09:53:43 ⋅ 1d No. 309438
>>309437 i don't wonder, i know i have problems, it's hard to act like a normal human being and it sucks lol
Germany Bernd 2024-05-06 09:57:00 ⋅ 1d No. 309440
>>309437 I doubt there is a single Bernd on here that isn't a sexual degenerate.
Ukraine Bernd 2024-05-06 10:34:00 ⋅ 1d No. 309442
>>309440 in my defense i should say that i don’t jerk off to this shit, it’s like true crime documentaries or drama videos, just a background to listen to while doing stuff ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠~⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌
Finland Bernd 2024-05-06 11:29:40 ⋅ 1d No. 309443
>>309440 i'm not, finasteride has made my cock completely numb
Germany Bernd 2024-05-06 13:06:48 ⋅ 1d No. 309447
>>309443 Taking pharmaceuticals to numb your penus sounds like a sexually degenerate practice to me.
Finland Bernd 2024-05-06 14:23:25 ⋅ 1d No. 309448
>>309443 Coming to think of it, you're right...