Bernd
2023-08-12 07:13:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 282771
im in love with a girl who doesnt even know me
Bernd
2023-08-12 07:21:36 ⋅ 1y
No. 282772
>>282771
Damn do you at least know the guy she fucks every night?
Bernd
2023-08-12 07:27:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 282776
>>282772
shes single and pure
Bernd
2023-08-12 07:31:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 282780
Bernd
2023-08-12 08:30:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 282792
You don't know her either, you are in love with the image you created of her in your head based on her attractive looks or some small pieces of information you gathered about her
Bernd
2023-08-12 08:54:03 ⋅ 1y
No. 282795
>>282771
LAMO
Bernd
2023-08-12 08:57:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 282796
>>282776
If only you knew....
https://crystal.cafe/b/
Bernd
2023-08-12 09:00:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 282798
>>282796
Ban women from life, to the mines. Once we can grow people in tubes women will only be useful for digging uranium ore.
Bernd
2023-08-12 09:06:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 282802
Bernd
2023-08-12 09:24:35 ⋅ 1y
No. 282810
>>282802
Femcel bingo tl;dr watch KPOP that's been popular mainstream since gangnam style also
>had sex
>had sex
>had sex
>had sex
>had sex
>had sex
>had sex
https://crystal.cafe/b/res/61088.html
Bernd
2023-08-12 09:27:01 ⋅ 1y
No. 282812
dat sum gay shit
Bernd
2023-08-12 09:29:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 282813
>>282810
Gay thread my dude
Bernd
2023-08-12 09:39:18 ⋅ 1y
No. 282815
She's getting pegged op
Bernd
2023-08-12 13:10:24 ⋅ 1y
No. 282865
Anonymous 5 months96803>>96829
I hate moids so much even their presence bothers me.
I am truly someone with misandry.
My coworkers never did much to me but I hate their guts.
To me, they are so disgusting, I have their voices. They smell. All moids smell. Even when they try not to.
Moids are so disgusting.
It causes me great suffering having to live among them.
Sorry for vent.
Bernd
2023-08-12 16:51:16 ⋅ 1y
No. 282883
if only there was a foolproof way to make women want to fall in love with you, all you'd have to do is do the thing and then she'd care about you very much.
Bernd
2023-08-12 17:49:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 282887
Bernd
2023-08-12 18:53:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 282896
>>282887
clearly you have not heard the good news.
Bernd
2023-08-12 19:09:49 ⋅ 1y
No. 282899
>>282889
stay on kohlchan please
Bernd
2023-08-12 19:19:02 ⋅ 1y
No. 282901
>>282899
Don't you mean čudan?
Also I thought kohlchan shut down or something.
Bernd
2023-08-13 08:35:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 282951
>>282901
is it? well this explains why bg was so alive lately
Bernd
2023-08-13 15:13:18 ⋅ 1y
No. 282982
she responded
im so fvcking back
Bernd
2023-08-13 15:57:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 282987
>>282982
tell us more
backstory
Bernd
2023-08-13 16:08:56 ⋅ 1y
No. 282989
>>282987
shes perfect, im in love
Bernd
2023-08-13 16:35:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 282994
Bernd
2023-08-13 18:30:34 ⋅ 1y
No. 283005
>>282989
how did u find out abot her existenk
Bernd
2023-08-13 20:51:53 ⋅ 1y
No. 283022
I'm sad again.
Bernd
2023-08-13 21:05:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 283025
>>283022
what's wrong baby? here have a video
Bernd
2023-08-13 21:06:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 283027
Bernd
2023-08-13 21:18:40 ⋅ 1y
No. 283030
>>283025
It's just that I'm with someone who's sad and I can't make her happy because I am a sad person too. If I was happy I could make her happy too but I can't so I get even sadder.
Bernd
2023-08-13 21:28:43 ⋅ 1y
No. 283037
>>283030
when you know how to make yourself happy, you can make others happy the same way. learn how to make yourself happy and then you might be able to infect her with your good mood.
i used to be funny guy in school i know how to do it. it is not so much information that you are lacking but the conviction that it is possible, which is the source for the good mood to come in. it is a belief thing that can not be forced. it is not about learning jokes and absurdities like poems to shoot them out on occasion. if you believe in this attitude ways will enter your mind on how to express it.
Bernd
2023-08-13 21:30:54 ⋅ 1y
No. 283040
Bernd
2023-08-13 21:33:03 ⋅ 1y
No. 283044
>>283030
>Oh I am so sad I have gf and sex life is so horrible in my luxury first world european nordic country
Eeugh
Bernd
2023-08-13 21:39:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 283045
>>283005
interpals, but shes from my city
Bernd
2023-08-13 22:28:08 ⋅ 1y
No. 283056
>>283045
> writing to grils from u're country on interpals
Cringe but that's how I found a good friend, she lives in piderburg though and I don't therefore at least it makes some sense.
Grow a pair and go on dating apps, this girl is made for Eurocock and she's lookin for it on interp
Bernd
2023-08-14 00:12:02 ⋅ 1y
No. 283063
Heard this song in my dream, except it was sung by Reba McEntire. Funny how brain can do something like that.
Bernd
2023-08-14 00:12:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 283064
>>283063
https://youtu.be/xCMB1gYLiIk
Bernd
2023-08-14 01:09:06 ⋅ 1y
No. 283070
>>282771
I!
AM GONNA GO GET ME SOME FOOD
AND MAYBE A DRINKS TOO
Bernd
2023-08-14 03:24:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 283081
Great maui fires is so sad thoughts and prayers ;(((
Bernd
2023-08-14 03:43:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 283084
>>283056
>this girl is made for Eurocock and she's lookin for it on interp
Can you link her profile @OP? I might have what she needs
Bernd
2023-09-03 07:12:21 ⋅ 1y
No. 286191
>>282771
op is nfkrz imo.a jew stalker.
post info to contrary if req.
Bernd
2023-09-03 20:33:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 286273
>>282771
Me
Bernd
2023-09-03 20:37:42 ⋅ 1y
No. 286276
>>286273
mine said she got heartbroken and doesnt search for relationship
we had like a month long chat and it got pretty stable in the last week but now im ghosted for 2 days
guess its over, right, its fucking over
Bernd
2023-09-03 20:39:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 286278
im the op tho
Bernd
2023-09-03 20:43:24 ⋅ 1y
No. 286281
>>286276
How she looks like?
Bernd
2023-09-03 21:48:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 286290
>>286276
it is but you can coom and forget
Bernd
2023-09-03 22:03:08 ⋅ 1y
No. 286293
>>286281
slavic gray mice
Bernd
2023-09-03 23:14:12 ⋅ 1y
No. 286301
>>286273
do you have ans 'tism
Bernd
2023-09-04 00:21:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 286304
>>286301
More than one
Bernd
2023-09-04 04:09:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 286332
>>286293
She is British and Chinese.
Bernd
2023-09-04 06:37:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 286339
>>286332
i was talking about girl i love
Bernd
2023-09-04 08:11:27 ⋅ 1y
No. 286344
>>286339
What she does for a living?
Bernd
2023-09-04 13:05:32 ⋅ 1y
No. 286369
>>286344
OnlyFans
Bernd
2023-09-04 13:25:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 286372
Bernd
2023-09-05 06:52:20 ⋅ 1y
No. 286492
Bernd
2023-09-05 08:28:35 ⋅ 1y
No. 286499
>>286492
powerful
Bernd
2023-09-05 13:32:02 ⋅ 1y
No. 286526
>>286492
hohols keep stealing our women >:(
Bernd
2023-09-05 14:04:48 ⋅ 1y
No. 286529
>>286526
made for BHC
Bernd
2023-09-05 14:06:30 ⋅ 1y
No. 286530
>>286499
except it's not, Russian flag symbolizes genocide and war crimes and it's perplexing why anyone would drape it over themselves
Bernd
2023-09-05 14:34:52 ⋅ 1y
No. 286533
>>286530
genocide = good, we're overpopulated
Bernd
2023-09-05 14:36:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 286534
>>286533
you know what they say, be the change you want to see in the world
Bernd
2023-09-05 15:50:36 ⋅ 1y
No. 286537
>>286533
Start with your own country then
Bernd
2023-09-05 22:00:40 ⋅ 1y
No. 286581
>>282792
you were right all along
Bernd
2023-09-06 15:35:03 ⋅ 1y
No. 286690
>>282792
1) This is absolutely correct regarding all online "relationships", as an ex-haver of interpals harem I guarantee it.
2) Is this the janitor dude from green mile on pic
Bernd
2023-09-06 16:02:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 286695
>>286537
Honestly can't wait for srboids to chimp out so I can genocide them.
Bernd
2023-09-06 17:20:53 ⋅ 1y
No. 286707
>>282776
I, too, once thought that my 11-year-old waifu was innocent and pure...
Bernd
2023-09-06 18:28:22 ⋅ 1y
No. 286719
>>286690
1) Not just online relationships but all kinds of relationships and crushes for people that you have known for less than at least a year and spent extensive time with
2) It's Harry Dean Stanton, apparently he was in Green Mile yes but he is more famous for movies like Paris Texas, Alien, Lucky and more
Bernd
2023-09-06 19:46:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 286734
Bernd
2023-09-06 19:48:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 286735
👍
Bernd
2023-09-07 18:06:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 286877
Girls are in love with me and I don't even know them.
Bernd
2023-09-07 18:29:45 ⋅ 1y
No. 286880
>>282771
Love is in knows I don't even girl.
Bernd
2023-09-07 18:37:02 ⋅ 1y
No. 286882
What is love?
It is merely the lust that I feel for a little girl's throat.
Bernd
2023-09-07 18:42:31 ⋅ 1y
No. 286886
baby don't hurt me
Bernd
2023-09-07 20:37:39 ⋅ 1y
No. 286903
don't hurt me
Bernd
2023-09-07 23:35:25 ⋅ 1y
No. 286936
No more
Bernd
2023-09-08 00:15:55 ⋅ 1y
No. 286938
>>283025
this guy, i know him.
Bernd
2023-09-14 01:50:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 287769
>>286938
dude has been playing the way he wanted to for many many years without giving a fuck. everyone goes archmage and the dude refuses to respect the meta and instead plays bloodmage.
Bernd
2023-09-14 08:05:13 ⋅ 1y
No. 287781
>>282771
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Bernd
2023-09-14 18:00:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 287809
>>283056
> writing to grils from u're country on interpals
I dont get your point. Russia is like so many countries within one, there are even girls who look asian in siberia.
Bernd
2023-09-14 18:33:36 ⋅ 1y
No. 287811
>>287809
All same shit, nothing new to learn culturally.
Bernd
2023-09-14 19:24:47 ⋅ 1y
No. 287815
stop posting in this thread, it is inactual by now
Bernd
2023-09-14 19:51:56 ⋅ 1y
No. 287818
>>287811
I might have believed you if you were talking about Argentina, 99% of the people here speak the same crappy rioplatense spanish dialect kek.
But man Russia has like 200 different languages in it's many regions and almost the same number of different ethnic groups.
Bernd
2023-09-14 20:30:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 287819
>>287815
any updates?
Bernd
2023-09-15 08:10:14 ⋅ 1y
No. 287864
>>287819
i think i fucked shit up
Bernd
2023-09-15 08:13:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 287865
>>287864
such cases
Bernd
2023-09-15 08:13:09 ⋅ 1y
No. 287866
>>287818
Places where Russian isn't the majority language are desolate villages, muscovite assimilation has turned these people into average russian drunkards. It was actually a state policy like in the US where they gave indians the fire water.
Bernd
2023-09-15 08:14:05 ⋅ 1y
No. 287867
>>287818
Cmon, Argentina has a couple dozen injun tribes too, isn't that exotic /s
Bernd
2023-09-15 19:10:26 ⋅ 1y
No. 287915
>>287864
drunk texting?
Bernd
2023-09-15 19:41:56 ⋅ 1y
No. 287927
HOW IS LOLI FORMED
Bernd
2023-09-15 19:59:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 287933
>>287915
more like drunk breaking. I found her address and tried to ask her out thru commiblock intercom, she didnt answer but im pretty sure she knew it was me and i scared her to death. god i need to be put into a mental ward for my own good, I cannot even remember how this idea was supposed to work.
Bernd
2023-09-15 20:04:42 ⋅ 1y
No. 287937
>>287933
holy fuck big if true
Bernd
2023-09-15 20:06:33 ⋅ 1y
No. 287939
>>287937
im a creep, right?
Bernd
2023-09-15 21:25:12 ⋅ 1y
No. 287950
>>287939
you're a weirdo
Bernd
2023-09-15 21:26:15 ⋅ 1y
No. 287951
>>287939
yeah, there is no coming back from that; just leave her alone [spoiler]you could probably apologize first but I'm not sure if contacting her at all is a good idea[/spoiler]
Bernd
2023-09-15 21:28:58 ⋅ 1y
No. 287952
>>287951
It's not a good idea at all but I want him to do it to amuse us
Also OP pls post logs
Bernd
2023-09-17 16:29:57 ⋅ 1y
No. 288234
im in stone throw from stalking her near her commieblock or a workplace. Somehow im so sure that i only need to show up and everything gonna be alright. At this point i searching for excuses to not to do it.
>>287952
maybe i will post logs and her pics when its truly and undeniably over
Bernd
2023-09-17 16:38:00 ⋅ 1y
No. 288235
i realized i got obsessed with her not because of illusion as german claimed, but because i know too much about her. This month we were chatting i was asking her questions i
to which i already knew answers. And somehow i still fucked shit up. At first i scared her insisting on a date knowing that shes not really social then these intercom calls.
Bernd
2023-09-17 16:41:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 288236
i will wait till october, then i write her again like i didnt really care
Bernd
2023-09-17 19:31:10 ⋅ 1y
No. 288271
>>288234
>maybe i will post logs and her pics when its truly and undeniably over
jesus christ the hell do you expect after doing the whole domofon thing in MOSCOW out of all places
of course it's UNDENIABLY over, be glad federal agents are not at your door yet. give us the content at last
Bernd
2023-09-17 19:40:35 ⋅ 1y
No. 288273
Bernd
2023-09-17 20:04:38 ⋅ 1y
No. 288275
>>288271
im not in moscow, its just my mobile internet
look, now im at home and i have a rusball
>of course it's UNDENIABLY over
its really not. look, the whole domophone thing was nothing, i mean yes i called her 4 times but she never know it was me, i told her i will come but she ghosted me two days before i came. and she actually was ghosting me two times before that, in august.
Something like that happened half a year ago with another girl and she was like "wow how did you find me haha" and i quickly asked for a date, she agreed, but turned out she was 8 years younger than me, quite stupid and with boyfriend who mogs me in looks, she still texted me a month after but i was busy evacuating myself out of ukrainian artillary range. So my actions are based on experience, not on my insanity
>>288273
im in full yolo mode now, i just cant let it go. its not even about girl anymore, its how far can i go in simping
Bernd
2023-09-17 20:52:20 ⋅ 1y
No. 288286
>>288275
that's not simping, that's being a stalker and traumatizing some poor girl
don't be a piece of shit, Bernd
Bernd
2023-09-18 00:18:29 ⋅ 1y
No. 288312
>>288286
^He is being a white knight on KC but he is speaking facts.
Bernd
2023-09-18 20:35:17 ⋅ 1y
No. 288413
"oh shit I did that haha god I must have been so drunk"
works every time
Bernd
2023-09-18 21:30:11 ⋅ 1y
No. 288432
>>288413
Good suggestion, sadly, social acceptability of being drunk has dramatically decreased in Russia due to nationwide alcoholism complex. It actually was a pretty common excuse for shit back in the better times. If he looks for a hip and currently socially acceptable justification to his actions, he should go for the bath salts/methedrone excuse.