Sand cake?

Песочный торт?

Looks like Napoleon or Medovick. Can you make a incision?

probably no

Ukrainian cake.

It's been already 5 months that this guy has been around?

 

Damn... Time flies when you're a faggot.

I want to eat a lead bullet over how much I've circumcised off my soul to work shit jobs.

Exact opposite for me man. I've never really worked and my soul is getting tired of being such a pointless being.

It doesn't matter what I do, I'll always have food and a place to sleep.

 

I don't count my current codemonkey job as work because probably 80% of the time I just do whatever the fuck I want in homeoffice.

 

 

I really want to study something at a uni and leave IT forever.

I got into coding because I used to be a depressed no-lifer from the years 13 to 20 of my life.

I'm envious of your easy going work. At least you work your brain and take it easy, while all I did was either listen to music or brood in my heda about plotting x, doing y or stabbing my boss.