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HondurasBernd2024-11-11 23:01:36 · 2yNo. 326378reply
>Be me
>See a girl with short hair, glasses and asian features
>Do a middle split to impress her
 
Will this work? I would do flips too since they get more attention but i can't

JapanBernd2024-11-02 13:47:09 · 2yNo. 325534reply
Follow me
 
https://www.instagram.com/m_y3blue?igsh=ZDU3eXBneHRjcmo2

PeruBernd2024-02-15 03:09:33 · 2yNo. 300976reply
How is your Valentine's going, bernd?
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FinlandBernd2024-02-15 04:58:45 · 2yNo. 300980reply
it may be aesthetic but it will make you myopic in time
GermanyBernd2024-02-15 05:00:35 · 2yNo. 300982reply
hard to become more nearsighted than i already am
GuatemalaBernd2024-02-15 05:24:21 · 2yNo. 300985reply
Making a summary of analytical chemistry for tomorrow, although I had an entire week to do it (I must stop being lazy and start having a german work mentality).
 
Also, as I love researching for several topics, I am looking at prices of new houses and used houses in the National House Market, in the hopes I get a good house in the future.
 
https://casanuevafha.com.gt/
MoscowBernd2024-11-02 07:00:04 · 2yNo. 325511reply
 
REALLY
 
VALENTINE THREAD RIGHT AFTER HALLOWEEN?!?!

HondurasRental Girlfriend > WhoreBernd2024-09-14 08:57:02 · 2yNo. 319658reply
For the bernds who don't know, a rental girlfriend is basically a girl you can hire to act as your girlfriend, you can hang out with her, hug, kiss, talk about your autistic stuff, etc. Anything but sexual intimacy, for the same price of a whore
 
>geg imagine being so cuck to pay for a girl you are not going to fuck
 
1. They are cute:
Rental girlfriends actually look like girls unlike the stacy trannies from strip clubs
2. They are clean and pure:
They don't smell like sperm and you can touch her without worrying of contracting HIV
3. More fun:
With a whore all you do is fuck, a rental girlfriend can also be your best friend
4. More security:
They won't drug and rob/kidnap you + they don't have a pimp so you won't feel like a beta, who is the cuck now?
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NetherlandsBernd2024-09-14 14:45:33 · 2yNo. 319692reply
My assumption would be, the difference is the rental girlfriend won't leave (as long as you pay)
UkraineBernd2024-09-14 15:00:02 · 2yNo. 319693reply
but you can't hold her around yourself forever, right? it's like paying for same prostitute over and over again, she fucks with you as long as you pay, but once you get broke she searches for someone else
 
becoming a sugar daddy for the girl whose job is too date for money instead of investing the same amount of money in the real girlfriend is meh imo, the only thing you have to invest in relationship not only financially but emotionally as well
 
so for me rental girlfriend is a platonic type of prostitution, pay for love without intimate touch
GermanyBernd2024-09-14 15:34:33 · 2yNo. 319697reply
Bernds should stop obsessing over females. Live your own life.
HondurasBernd2024-10-23 20:29:17 · 2yNo. 324632reply
I get to kiss her in the mouth, last time (2days ago) it was a french kiss (btw just ignore my autistict posts) >>319689
Im from a third world hole so its a very normal thing since foreign criminals arrived with that, its not like the conventional pimping since they dont pay to a pimp, they pay to a criminal organization if they want to live, money that goes to buy firearms and make those organizations grow powerful, wich is one of the many reasons i preffer a rental girlfriend
YouTube: CR8LlsqxaNc?si=1eRuHtI_gMA26K2b

BrazilBernd2024-09-19 02:53:43 · 2yNo. 320257reply
What would you do if you ever found one of these things in a date?

PeruBernd2024-02-02 01:38:58 · 2yNo. 299820reply
I just went to the mall and saw a really cute girl, i can't tell if she is a nikkei or a local, she was buying some personal hygiene products with her mom and her little sister, i was returning home while imagining me and her in a relationship, i got so distracted about it a car almost runs over me when crossing the road, foids always find a way to harm you even if you only look at them
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BelgiumBernd2024-08-28 22:55:53 · 2yNo. 317787reply
BelgiumBernd2024-08-28 22:56:10 · 2yNo. 317788reply
The incelity always protect us my brother
UkraineBernd2024-08-29 04:32:08 · 2yNo. 317794reply
how little it requires to become a foid in someone's eyes lol
PakistanBernd2024-09-16 23:13:32 · 2yNo. 320020reply
you will find another and more beautiful stop wanking

UkraineBernd2024-09-14 16:43:38 · 2yNo. 319714reply
dude im reaching out for another guy from kc and so fucking nervous what if everything will be worthless, what if im too late... have you ever had a girl texting you first?? why it's so fucking stressful im gonna lose my mind
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GermanyBernd2024-09-15 07:49:53 · 2yNo. 319827reply
Does not sound like such a terrible outcome to me and there would be nothing you could do differently to change this in any way.
UkraineBernd2024-09-15 08:00:08 · 2yNo. 319835reply
what's the worst outcome in your opinion? id take it personally and would never try reaching out someone ever again
GermanyBernd2024-09-15 08:18:38 · 2yNo. 319840reply
That's the thing. There are no really bad outcomes. The worst is that the time you spend on messaging him was wasted on the wrong person.
Your brain just catastrophizes things and blows them out of proportion.
UkraineBernd2024-09-15 08:31:51 · 2yNo. 319842reply
as someone said, "we suffer more in imagination than in reality"? it's all smart and cool but when you're overwhelmed by texting someone first for the first time, thinking rationally is not really a thing tbh, maybe you're always keeping your head cool and think rationally but not in my case

GhanaBernd2024-09-10 03:58:56 · 2yNo. 319087reply
Donald Trump's secret to winning at Online Dating

PeruOPINIONSBernd2024-05-27 23:16:09 · 2yNo. 311377reply
>Hi! I am available as a rent-girlfriend for dates in public places such as malls. I consider myself a girl who likes to cosplay and we will have a good time together 👫 . We can enjoy two hours together for PEN67, with the possibility of extending the time with a discount.
 
I think it's pretty economic for such a cute girl, now i can relief after working in the limezambian sheithole
BelgiumBernd2024-08-28 22:54:51 · 2yNo. 317786reply
Say your prices
PeruBernd2024-09-02 15:21:28 · 2yNo. 318273reply
Estoy interesado pasa algún número o contacto pe

HondurasI HATE FOIDSBernd2024-07-26 06:42:57 · 2yNo. 315439reply
Be nice to them, pay for their shit, protect them as the most valuable thing in life just to see her leaving with an asshole that treats her like shit, but just because he is a chad she doesn't care, and she WILL pay for that asshole's things and protect him with her life, we should stop worshipping these long-haired animals and put them in their fucking place with a good combo
BelgiumBernd2024-08-28 22:54:06 · 2yNo. 317785reply
>Fritz preffers to be mad at foods in the commodity of his house, he says that he hate them
<He doesn't go outside to rape them
 
This is the future you all choised guys
GermanyBernd2024-08-29 00:27:13 · 2yNo. 317791sagereply
Islam is what you are looking for OP.
 
 
>Choised
It's chose

PeruSuggestionsBernd2024-06-22 16:14:38 · 2yNo. 313199reply
Going out with a rental girlfriend within two hours, need fast suggestions
FinlandBernd2024-06-22 16:58:18 · 2yNo. 313202reply
how mnay times are you going to make this thread

PeruBernd2024-01-05 09:25:28 · 2yNo. 297932reply
>go to a stripclub
>full of fucking beckys
>go to the street whores
>full of fucking beckys
 
Is this as far as i can go with money? I guess no cute otaku-tier girl does this kind of things
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TurkeyBernd2024-01-05 11:53:04 · 2yNo. 297940reply
I didnt helped
FinlandBernd2024-01-05 13:14:51 · 2yNo. 297941reply
stacey is the female equivalent of chad in r9k lingo
United StatesBernd2024-01-05 16:21:25 · 2yNo. 297946reply
PeruBernd2024-01-05 19:56:29 · 2yNo. 297957reply
fuck i just figured out i wrote becky instead of stacy, anyways
 
>full of stacys

GermanyBernd2023-07-09 18:50:34 · 3yNo. 278076reply
>dating app date
>goes well
>ask for second date
>no answer for three days
>"hey, I don't have time for dating atm"
yeah right
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PeruBernd2023-12-16 19:49:16 · 3yNo. 296430reply
I put my dating apps on sleep because money and time were not enough for that many grills
PeruBernd2024-01-05 08:58:31 · 2yNo. 297931reply
>limezambian deliriums
PeruBernd2024-01-05 11:42:27 · 2yNo. 297939reply
You wouldn’t understand, you are ugly, poor, brown and provincial
GermanyBernd2024-01-05 14:39:29 · 2yNo. 297945sagereply
that's why you should fuck on the first date

United KingdomBernd2022-07-25 19:42:45 · 4yNo. 202449reply
I had a one night stand at the weekend. I didn't like her, and had decided that pretty much right away but near the end of the night I thought I'd kiss her because why not, then she got hot and horny so we went back to her place and I ate her out because I didn't have a condom.
 
She seemed ashamed afterwards so I promised I'd be a gentleman. "I'll just have to let her down nicely" I thought to myself as we talked about follow-up dates. I didn't get her number but she had mine, so I waited over the weekend feeling guilty but also glad I maybe wasn't getting into another relationship with a woman I don't like.
 
Then I decided to message her on the app assuming she was just too shy. She replied a few moments ago to dump me instead. I'm glad but part of me is also hurt.
IsraelBernd2022-07-26 08:48:03 · 4yNo. 203155reply
this describes 80% of tinder dates
 
you should learn to filter those out sooner
IsraelBernd2022-07-26 08:49:03 · 4yNo. 203156reply
rule of thumb for social networks and online dating:
whomever you are paying attention to is more popular than you are
 
so no need to feel guilt over not dating her again lol she has other options.
FinlandBernd2022-07-26 12:24:01 · 4yNo. 203168reply
Why did you not have a condom if you were planning a hookup?
United KingdomBernd2022-08-20 14:27:59 · 4yNo. 219146reply
I wasn't. It's unrelated but I also dislike wearing them, the last time I had to use one I couldn't feel anything and ended up hurting the girl. I looked into this and it might be because I was using a regular that could be too small or maybe it was the brand. Either way more inquiry is needed into condoms that actually feel good as I don't understand how people who have regular casual sex can possible enjoy the sensation compared to bareback.
 
Plus I dated a doctor once who said that carrying a condom around in your wallet is stupid because it's not designed for the heat and general wear and tear. She had a creampie fetish though and took me without so maybe she just wanted me to spaff in her which I duly obliged.
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