Never ever have sex with your ex!

t.OldBernd

Always have sex with your ex, because it's easy and hot

t.realOldbernd

Ok. I will not pursue it, because it makes me feel pathetic, but will probably give in if she wants to fug.

t. OP

based

Why? How?

My exgf was the nicest person i ever knew, smart and athletic too.

Her face was sort of boyish but she was so cute overall.

I didn't realize how much she meant to me, until she left.

Now I'm confused and miserable, sometimes I can hardly breathe.

 

I guess I should be happy I'm not a wizard any more but it does not seem to work like that.

Sex does not bring redemption ;_;