D-g curse you and your nonexistent offspring.

Desert in most restaurants in Germany is boring anyway.

If you are lucky you can get some tiramisu.

I forced my -ex to eat desserts cuz I like them, she prefered burgers and stuff. Tbh if a girl's interested in you she won't give a damn what you order.

I liked sweets more than my “ex” as well

 

Why is such is?

idk, but guess men need more glucose.

Sweets are so yummy

I wish I could have been born as a fat Austrian prince and eat all the pastries

GIVE ME FOOD!