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BerndBernd2024-04-26 17:00:37 · 2yNo. 308201reply
i found a job, im waitress now
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UkraineBernd2024-04-26 20:49:27 · 2yNo. 308214reply
toilet
GermanyBernd2024-04-26 21:03:32 · 2yNo. 308216reply
that's too much sugar, next time only pick one of these
i would suggest ice cream, water and some sort of nuts instead of popcorn
GermanyBernd2024-04-27 01:05:49 · 2yNo. 308235reply
>6,50
 
Noice.
UkraineBernd2024-04-27 04:05:58 · 2yNo. 308267reply
thanks! I'll note it :)

United StatesBernd2024-04-24 05:10:56 · 2yNo. 307910reply
Do you prefer limes or lemons. I prefer limes in most cases
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United StatesFun factBernd2024-04-25 05:16:34 · 2yNo. 308061reply
there are only 3 original true citrus fruits. the mandarin orange, pomelo, and citron. all other citruses that you eat today are some sort of hybrid that humans created
FinlandBernd2024-04-25 10:39:49 · 2yNo. 308065reply
I asked for orange
IranBernd2024-04-25 15:33:51 · 2yNo. 308077reply
+ kumquat, papeda, kaffir lime (not used for fruit), and several australian bushfruit species
Quebecles deuxBernd2024-04-25 18:15:12 · 2yNo. 308092reply
Citron et citron vert.

GermanyBernd2024-04-09 18:32:15 · 2yNo. 305015reply
Thread dedicated to beautiful women
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GermanyBernd2024-04-13 15:59:11 · 2yNo. 305520reply
No, but I would like to try it, but I don’t know anyone who’s into that
RussiaBernd2024-04-13 16:37:25 · 2yNo. 305521reply
FinlandBernd2024-04-22 04:16:18 · 2yNo. 307583reply
>wife was with you because she wanted you
this is not possible because all women are lesbians
IranBernd2024-04-24 18:33:32 · 2yNo. 307971reply
enjoy your weakling sons

GermanyTikTok: National rape dayBernd2024-04-23 23:12:52 · 2yNo. 307884reply
>letter to 800 schools
>There is a mew tiktok trend
>it's the national rape day where touching and raping women without their consent doesn't get punished
>when?
>today (school starts in 7 hours from now
 
 
 
Wtf?
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BerndBernd2024-04-24 10:53:50 · 2yNo. 307932reply
i can offer auschwitz nurse, is that sound good? lol
BerndBernd2024-04-24 10:55:11 · 2yNo. 307933reply
my pardon?
GermanyOPBernd2024-04-24 12:08:34 · 2yNo. 307937reply
No news about any rapings occurred so far.
 
What a nothingburger.
IranBernd2024-04-24 18:31:46 · 2yNo. 307970reply
nothing ever happens

GermanyBernd2024-04-23 14:43:35 · 2yNo. 307764reply
I was working in home office today and was preparing some mushrooms while "working" (had nothing to do). But right at that moment I got called by some colleague, the call lasted ten minutes or so. My mushrooms nearly burned!
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NetherlandsBernd2024-04-24 10:27:22 · 2yNo. 307930reply
Is mouse monitoring a common thing in Germany? I woudn't want to work at a place that does something like this.
Also I almost never use my mouse during actual work so that's stupid, but I guess they can monitor keyboard too
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 10:58:48 · 2yNo. 307934reply
We use microsoft teams which shows you as „away“ when you are not doing anything on the computer for 5 minutes or so. Potentially managers could use this to monitor you.
My managers have better things to do I believe.
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 12:00:12 · 2yNo. 307936reply
Lmao. First thing I did when my company went into lockdown was making a python script that starts moving my mouse randomly from ~7AM so I'd be shown as online.
 
Ahh yes, the good Azubi days.
GermanyBernd2024-04-24 12:09:55 · 2yNo. 307938reply
Haha, I knew OP was a wagie.

GermanyBernd2024-04-22 19:07:15 · 2yNo. 307652reply
Bruno Ganz looks like a true stud in this film
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GermanyBernd2024-04-23 12:49:45 · 2yNo. 307750reply
Your countryball says otherwise
IndiaBernd2024-04-23 13:55:48 · 2yNo. 307757reply
and my DNA says something else
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 14:33:39 · 2yNo. 307761reply
Are you saying that DNA goes over countryball LMAO
HungaryBernd2024-04-23 20:22:54 · 2yNo. 307854reply
>sadly
They are based innit.

GermanyBASED threadBernd2024-03-03 05:49:00 · 2yNo. 302410reply
only post based things here
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HungaryBernd2024-03-04 21:32:35 · 2yNo. 302494reply
>they were "fencesitters" in geopolitical terms throughout the Cold War,
Moar liek they were put onto the fence to sit on. In '53 Austria's occupation by the powers (England, France, SU, US) ended, and they basically agreed on that Austria remains neutral. Then Austrians made it part of their new identity, "we are neutral like Switzerland" and since then they still not entered NATO.
United StatesBernd2024-03-05 04:53:57 · 2yNo. 302500reply
a man so based he got banned from his city's bus system
CaliforniaBernd2024-04-23 19:53:16 · 2yNo. 307851reply
CaliforniaBernd2024-04-23 20:02:06 · 2yNo. 307852reply
I lived there a few years, can confirm. It was during Ibizagate too when the Russians were buying the press in Vienna.
There are still a lot of connections with the USSR because of neutrality, but also the agreements in place with the USSR after Stalin died iirc. Most former Soviet embassies are allowed to actively harass citizens of their home countries for whatever reason too (Belarus threatens refugees all the time in former Soviet Vienna where their embassy is by driving a few black cars at people they identify from protests).

RussiaBernd2024-04-21 06:48:10 · 2yNo. 307370reply
alright guys, now for real, how do i get a girlfriend?
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HungaryBernd2024-04-22 07:56:51 · 2yNo. 307609reply
North of Hungary. Between Germany and Belaruse.
CaliforniaBernd2024-04-23 19:23:10 · 2yNo. 307840reply
Sounds like good advice to me.
RussiaBernd2024-04-23 19:32:28 · 2yNo. 307843reply
a bar or whatever, maybe your workplace? try showing up drunk it will help you invite the girl you like for a night out
CaliforniaBernd2024-04-23 19:37:55 · 2yNo. 307846reply
They don't have AlAnon in Russia or?

RussiaBernd2024-04-13 22:17:12 · 2yNo. 305539reply
I really hate shirts with no pockets. The chest pockets are very useful.
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PeruBernd2024-04-23 14:08:31 · 2yNo. 307758reply
They actually make you feel fresh during hot days.
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 14:34:31 · 2yNo. 307762reply
There are also ones that are thin
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 16:17:21 · 2yNo. 307809reply
total overkill. There are dedicated products just for this purpose of covering his brown nipples.
RussiaBernd2024-04-23 18:37:05 · 2yNo. 307836reply
Picrel perfect shirt and perfect chest pockets IMO

Germanyhot takeBernd2024-04-22 11:43:12 · 2yNo. 307621reply
We all get fucked up in our childhood somehow and once we resolve all our problems, we are grown up.
Also, some people never get to resolve all their problems.
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GermanyBernd2024-04-22 16:54:36 · 2yNo. 307639reply
Hm, what about phrasing it this way:
 
We get born with an unripe brain, and while we solve the issues we have fallen into because we were unripe, we become grown up and mentally strong.
 
However some people just won't solve all their issues until they die.
GermanyBernd2024-04-22 17:01:29 · 2yNo. 307641reply
Don't you think that it could be possible to get fucked up, heal from it, and then get fucked up against from something in your 20s or later?
GermanyBernd2024-04-22 18:42:20 · 2yNo. 307648reply
Whenever something causes mental stress for you in life, it is a chance to grow.
 
Don't you think?
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 17:16:01 · 2yNo. 307821reply
I agree that most problems young adults have are results of traumas in their early childhood that never have been properly processed and only once you realize this and resolve them you have a chance to find mental peace.
 
I don't think you need severe stress in order to grow. Stressful situations are nearly always a result from a emotionally distorted perception of reality. By this I mean that a "grown" person wouldn't perceive these situations as stressful. The stress comes from an overdramatisation of the situation in the brain.
I think that good parenthood can give a child the security even from early on that it does not feel stress in challenging situations.
But yes if you are already fucked up experiencing stress and experiencing how trivial those situations are in reality this might be a good teacher. But if you are too stupid or damaged to learn from those situations they will fuck you up even more.

GermanyBernd2024-04-22 16:45:12 · 2yNo. 307633reply
Which underpants do you wear? Which brand and model?
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United KingdomBernd2024-04-22 21:23:55 · 2yNo. 307659reply
I only wear pure cotton boxers. NO POLYESTER. Brand? Wolf in Sheeps Clothing and Oliver Brown's of London
Dominican RepublicBernd2024-04-22 23:31:32 · 2yNo. 307703reply
Homemade boxers, i wont allow a cashier to know what i wear under my trousers
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 01:11:49 · 2yNo. 307714reply
mom bought boxers for me and the cashier made jokes about it in the school.
FinlandBernd2024-04-23 11:51:47 · 2yNo. 307748reply
i use the cheapest black boxers some childslave in asia has manufactured for me
 
i always buy a big bunch of black cheap boxers, socks and t-shirts. makes washing them easy when it's all black

GermanyBernd2024-04-19 09:44:18 · 2yNo. 307001reply
It's over for us Bernd bros...
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GermanyBernd2024-04-19 20:31:50 · 2yNo. 307078reply
>fist bump
Are you 12 lol
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 20:45:04 · 2yNo. 307079reply
I didn't come up with that, my entire working class friend group bubble does it.
GermanyBernd2024-04-19 22:17:05 · 2yNo. 307103reply
i like bumping fists because it minimizes the exchange of germs and sweat but is still enough contact to be a form of acknowledgeable greeting/farewell. not doing anything but saying hello and standing feels kind of weird
IranBernd2024-04-23 08:53:47 · 2yNo. 307740reply
>fistbump
why do germs always behave so niggerly lmao
when I was a student a sure way to detect germ exchange students was they dressed and had mannerisms like niggers

GermanyBernd2024-04-22 10:37:17 · 2yNo. 307618reply
Why is Germany yellow?
I can't find any good sources about it.
 
Is it because we aren't allowed to say that Holocaust didn't happen?
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HungaryBernd2024-04-22 19:17:38 · 2yNo. 307654reply
NetherlandsBernd2024-04-22 20:15:01 · 2yNo. 307655reply
But it's not the "press censorship" map, it's the "press freedom" map. If press cannot cover some events or topics due to some external influence it's obviously not freedom, even if this influence has nothing in common with the state censorship.
United KingdomBernd2024-04-22 21:25:44 · 2yNo. 307660reply
Yet again, higher IQ and whiter skin means more freedom.
IranBernd2024-04-23 08:49:57 · 2yNo. 307739reply
>sweden
>green

GermanyBernd2024-04-21 21:46:06 · 2yNo. 307540reply
>be me
>accidently destroy phone while drunk
>enraged about own stupidity
>decide to buy cheapest phone on the market
>it's a china phone for 80 euros
>phone arrives, initially works well
>as time passes, phone gets slower and slower
>after half a year it is unusable
>almost all of phones 32GB are used despite me having almost nothing saved to it
>decide to buy new phone
>new phone arrives
>change SIM cards
>as I removed the SIM card, the old china phone suddenly isn't slow anymore and works just right
 
 
Wtf?
Did they play me?
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UruguayBernd2024-04-23 02:45:17 · 2yNo. 307719reply
This.
The best products on market right now are chinese.
American and european products are dropping in quality because factories just hire low-IQ migrants like pajeets, spics, etc. An apple laptop is far worse than a lenovo one nowadays.
FinlandBernd2024-04-23 04:27:56 · 2yNo. 307727reply
the age of waitu piggu is over
GermanyBernd2024-04-23 07:27:16 · 2yNo. 307731reply
Imagine unironically believing this
FinlandBernd2024-04-23 07:50:45 · 2yNo. 307732reply
It is true
A chinkphone is ALWAYS better than a phone by any other race in the same price class
Hwite people have never been good at making mobile phones
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