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United StatesBernd2022-03-31 18:02:34 · 4yNo. 143951reply
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What do people even do in places like these? Do people live here?
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United StatesBernd2022-03-31 18:21:24 · 4yNo. 143965reply
this image is fun to read in a Finnish accent. Maybe I will make a thread one day for Bernds to try to do their best foreign accents, do you think that would be fun Bernd?
GermanyBernd2022-03-31 18:33:48 · 4yNo. 143966reply
Very few people live there. Spitsbergen/Svalbard has some mining, so does the Kola peninsula and Novaya Zemlya is mainly a nuclear testing site. The other places are unknown to me. Apart from military bases for strategic reasons and Eskimo-like natives who fish and hunt, nothing happens there.
SloveniaBernd2022-03-31 18:44:08 · 4yNo. 143969reply
kc seal of quality
SloveniaBernd2022-03-31 18:45:22 · 4yNo. 143970reply
Kerguelen is practically completely empty, the only people there now are researchers and military.
Historically though the south sea islands had whaler villages.
GermanyBernd2022-03-31 10:01:42 · 4yNo. 143882reply
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My settis:
- lonely Bernd (student)
- all uni wörk is done from home
- no job
- only 1 fren in town
- all hobbies I do by myself at home
 
How do I make more frens?
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BavariaBernd2022-03-31 17:00:56 · 4yNo. 143935reply
You could make such ans post yourself and don't instablock males.
GermanyBernd2022-03-31 17:06:35 · 4yNo. 143936reply
It would end in getting bummed up the shitter
BavariaBernd2022-03-31 17:08:22 · 4yNo. 143937reply
At least you would not be a virgin anymore.
BavariaBernd2022-03-31 17:13:44 · 4yNo. 143939reply
btw. if you are not willing to take risks you either have to wait for someone who will try to make you into his fren, which requires tons of luck and gets less and less likely as you get older or you will die alone.
RussiaBernd2022-03-30 17:57:34 · 4yNo. 143822reply
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I don't consider myself as a human being, rather a part of the environment.
MexicoBernd2022-03-30 18:07:33 · 4yNo. 143823reply
ok *takes a piss on you*
No need to thank me for doing free fertilization.
RussiaBernd2022-03-30 18:15:59 · 4yNo. 143827reply
Literally videorelated
United StatesBernd2022-03-30 22:13:27 · 4yNo. 143862reply
>Russians
>Human beings
 
Pick one.
FinlandBernd2022-03-31 06:51:55 · 4yNo. 143875reply
i pissed in a flower pot thinking it would fertilize the soil but it killed thevplant
RussiaBernd2022-03-30 08:34:00 · 4yNo. 143767reply
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The last man who can save Russia.
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FinlandBernd2022-03-30 19:48:14 · 4yNo. 143842reply
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This illegal regime of Russia that was originally created by thugs and murderers must be brought down and Russia must be brought back to the legimate successor of the Tsaric Russian Empire
RussiaBernd2022-03-30 21:17:48 · 4yNo. 143856reply
Tsarism is what's poisoning Russia as of now, the USSR was million times better (post-stalin ofc). Finland shall remain the only successor of the Russian Empire.
SloveniaBernd2022-03-30 21:52:00 · 4yNo. 143858reply
I have bad news for you... the Russian imperial family is also descended from thugs and murderers.
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-30 22:18:15 · 4yNo. 143863reply
I believe Poland also was a part of Russian Empire that didn't become a Soviet state. Even though it was heavily under its influence after the war, it was still independent de jure so... Should you compete with polaks for the title?
RussiaBernd2022-03-30 15:35:06 · 4yNo. 143801reply
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I usually go to the haircutter (girl) and enjoy the process, I also like how her soft hands clean my hair with shampoo and warm water. But I actually don't care much about haircut because I am not zoomer anymore. I have a haircutting machine. How can I use it without any help? Is there any lifehacks?
GermanyBernd2022-03-30 15:41:04 · 4yNo. 143802reply
Go bald if you truly don't care.
 
My hair dresser told me yesterday that she is suffering from long covid, like her heart and lung are very weal and she has almost no stamina anymore.
 
long covid wasn't a meme o.o
RussiaBernd2022-03-30 15:41:56 · 4yNo. 143803reply
I had covid for 3-4 times already
SloveniaBernd2022-03-30 17:44:26 · 4yNo. 143813reply
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I have never had covid
RussiaBernd2022-03-30 17:45:04 · 4yNo. 143814reply
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Covid is lie
LatviaBernd2022-03-29 18:13:57 · 4yNo. 143721reply
jesus im new to this
 
 
i thought that krautchan closed down, guess it was karachan that did lol
GermanyBernd2022-03-29 18:45:45 · 4yNo. 143726reply
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What in the goddamn hell are you talking about
SloveniaBernd2022-03-29 20:39:51 · 4yNo. 143730reply
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What in the goddamn hell are you talking about
GermanyBernd2022-03-30 05:03:50 · 4yNo. 143756reply
This is not the Krautchan of old, good Sir...
SloveniaBernd2022-03-29 01:16:48 · 4yNo. 143679reply
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Do Americans really?
FinlandBernd2022-03-29 01:21:41 · 4yNo. 143681reply
>Winter surprised the drivers
Is the annual meme here in Finland as well.
Meaning how some people push the date of changing into winter tires until the first snow, and some people still try to YOLO it anyway, which leads to bunch of crashes.
 
You just can't drive with summer tires in winter conditions no matter how good of a driver you are, and some people never get that.
Well, nothing as dramatic as the OP video, but you still see cars in ditches and some fender benders. Trucks at least (thank fucking god) know to rather switch tires early rather than late.
TurkeyBernd2022-03-29 02:51:06 · 4yNo. 143682reply
HIS CHARGER!!
FinlandBernd2022-03-29 16:56:42 · 4yNo. 143711reply
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>people get out of their cars
seriously
RussiaBernd2022-03-26 15:24:35 · 4yNo. 143277reply
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This is what we call "food"
I heard that you have some problems with it in wect
Well you still can watch
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SloveniaBernd2022-03-28 17:28:24 · 4yNo. 143626reply
rated
FinlandBernd2022-03-28 23:55:14 · 4yNo. 143666reply
>Junkie stew
It's Junkie casserole.
MoscowBernd2022-03-29 15:20:19 · 4yNo. 143697reply
ABSOLUTELY
СКОРОМНОЕ БЛЮДО
В ПОСТ
MoscowBernd2022-03-29 15:20:49 · 4yNo. 143698reply
looks like canned meat was used...
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-27 15:54:22 · 4yNo. 143473reply
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Bought this book
R8
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GermanyBernd2022-03-28 19:56:29 · 4yNo. 143640reply
>Bought
Wasn't it available on LibGen?
SwedenBernd2022-03-28 20:55:34 · 4yNo. 143653reply
spooky
NetherlandsBernd2022-03-28 22:05:06 · 4yNo. 143659reply
Yeah i have a pdf actually :DD
KansasBernd2022-03-29 12:10:31 · 4yNo. 143691reply
no thx u, i want to see Jeroen over here do some magic pls
United StatesBernd2022-03-28 17:38:37 · 4yNo. 143627reply
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Would you help out Big Slime if he fell? Please explain why or why not.
 
I would, because Big Slime is my homie.
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United StatesBernd2022-03-28 21:31:30 · 4yNo. 143656reply
This is proof that all of Bernd are homies
GermanyBernd2022-03-29 00:27:26 · 4yNo. 143671reply
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BONK
FinlandBernd2022-03-29 00:48:10 · 4yNo. 143677reply
Damn.
Luckily enough necks work as shock absorption.
Otherwise that would had been +1 case of scrambled brain matter inside a skull coming right up.
LuxembourgBernd2022-03-29 05:30:20 · 4yNo. 143683reply
Heartwarming )))
MexicoBernd2022-03-28 14:04:53 · 4yNo. 143597reply
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I am thinking of learning a new language as a hobbie, but I can't decide if Swedish or Danish, Swedish is more simple/easier but there is something about Danish that makes me want to learn it too.
 
Are you currently studying any language?
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FinlandBernd2022-03-28 22:37:13 · 4yNo. 143662reply
Finally someone that agrees with me, I've been saying this exact same thing about danish for ages
GermanyBernd2022-03-28 23:21:29 · 4yNo. 143663reply
ive never met someone who doesnt say that about danes except for danes themselves
MexicoBernd2022-03-28 23:22:42 · 4yNo. 143664reply
I used to talk with a dane that said that, he had a really nice cock too.
SwedenBernd2022-03-28 23:24:03 · 4yNo. 143665reply
It's a common joke in Sweden
GermanyBernd2022-03-28 20:28:25 · 4yNo. 143645reply
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Spring cures depression instantly.
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GermanyBernd2022-03-28 20:42:58 · 4yNo. 143649reply
How Northerners don't commit suicide more often riddles me
SwedenBernd2022-03-28 20:44:30 · 4yNo. 143650reply
people drink themselves to death instead
FinlandBernd2022-03-28 21:14:52 · 4yNo. 143654reply
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>Spring
You mean all the unfrozen dog turds that have been preserved since November, all thawing out at once?
Slush and dog shit. I love early spring.
GermanyBernd2022-03-28 21:26:15 · 4yNo. 143655reply
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>Spring
 
the magical time of year when hundreds of wild geese flock to my local park and shit all over it.
They use it to spawn their satanic offspring and shit all over the place - and dog beware if your doggo eats it, because then it gets sick. Fuck those geese sons of bitches.
GermanyBernd2022-03-28 12:58:51 · 4yNo. 143593reply
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hello my aristocratic neighbour
FinlandBernd2022-03-27 19:46:12 · 4yNo. 143511reply
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dose someone wanna b my cool internet frend
MexicoBernd2022-03-27 21:56:24 · 4yNo. 143542reply
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I have always been it buddy.
GermanyBernd2022-03-28 12:19:03 · 4yNo. 143588reply
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ogay
do we funy thinks like pyjama party and eating pidsers while playing some video games?
United StatesBernd2022-03-28 12:29:43 · 4yNo. 143589reply
This is /int/ we're not friends
 
We're family
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