Nope, those freaks are planning to go after it
The arrival of spring already lifted my mood. I feel much better than a few weeks/months ago.
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I have concluded this gay shithole is the shittiest imageboard on the english speaking web. You people are just such fucking losers, its crazy. It is extremely fitting that the KRAUTchan would be filled with the most embarrassing, pathetic incels out of them all. Keep on being you, never change
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All of my sexual fantasies lately has been based around Annalena Bearbock. She would dom me and I was have no hard limits, she could cuck me and I would not complain. There is no limit to the degeneracy and humiliation I would go through just to get a whiff of her armpits. I'd drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from. She's my new celebrity crush
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Okay so here's my latest and great one of her: So she's on her period and hasn't bathed for a long time. Her husband and many lovers are gone so it's just you and her and all she need is you. She binds you to her calves and starts sitting on your face (gently) you know that the speech will last for 3 hours and if you show any sign of disgust during her research she will sentence to a worse fate. You remember that sex blocks the neurotransmitters in your brain that made you feel disgust and you just accept it and the period out of her smelling her farts like a fine bouquet. Knowing that it would be better to be her slave than your other options.
She lets you come up for air and water and to swallow the massive of period blood but yes, now but now and and forever you know she will be her slave.
Cum in my bum,
Just fucked a nun,
I cannot rap,
so I'll just fap.
Specifically to Mia Khalifa,
I'm gonna hear her go "Uh!"
-BEOWULF
A worm came out of my butthole and smiled
He told me "what have you done with your life?"
I was devastated, my mind was depressed
So I punched him back into my ass
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And indeed there will be time
To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?”
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair —
(They will say: “How his hair is growing thin!”)
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin —
(They will say: “But how his arms and legs are thin!”)
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
I will fuck your dad by October 12th, 2022 11:09 AM Eastern Time Zone.
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H̶̞̠̫̬̻͌ḛ̴̛̛̛̮̻̲̲͂̿͂̉̔̀̎̈̊̄͆͊̉̈́̾͊̏̋͛̅̀̇͒̍̉̎̈́͗̇̀̔̕̕͠ ̷̢̢̡̨̛̺̭͓͈̝̜̙̰͚͙̮͕͙̙̗̪͉͖̹͎̻̻͋́̽̑̈̇̇̑̄̉͊̿̓̓̽̋̌̿̍͋̈́͂̓͆̔̉͗̓͋̎̒̂̽̎̕͘͘̕̕̕̚̚͜͜͝͝ẅ̴̧̧̡̢̢̺̼̞̲̭̪͚͓̙͈̪̫͕̺͇͔͈̲̞̗̬͙͍̘̲̺̩̥̫̙͓͔̻̯͍̮́́̓̋̇͛̌̽̏̾͆̌̾̿͐̋͌͛́̇͊̽̅͗̊̓̐̅̆̃̄̄͊͗͋͆̓̇̀̔̈̾̍͘̚͘͘̕̚͜͝ͅa̴̛̦̼͗̋͐̀̇̏̑͂̔̋̋̽̓̈́́̄͠s̵̛̫͇͔̟̤̯̘̗̺͙̘͈̻͎͔͙̱̗̱͓̜͙̠̟͚͎̪̺͖͉̗͚̤̞̝͈̦̥̬̱̙̥̋̌̄̊̾̏͌̌̓͆̾̂̓̋͋̏̀̄͑͗̍̐͒̽̔̓̓̋́̋͊͆̏̚̚͜͝͠͠͠͝͠ ̸̡̡̨͇̬̗̹͈̯̦̼̫̖̥̠̦̝̫͍̲͙͔͕̰̤̯̖̲̝̣͍̰̜̱͎͗̀͋̐̑́̏̈́͂̑͑͛͛̕̕͠ͅt̵̛̮̭͙̬͑͊̒͛̾͆͒̈́͒̒͌̈̀̽̓͊́̏̉̓̂̑̀̏̃̾͒͌͆͗͊̓͊̃̏͛͑͌̐̚͘̚͘͘͘͘̕͝͝ḩ̵̢̧̛͉̥̦̳̜̥̖̟̲̝̺͙̥̝͉̻̤͉͙͒̋̅̏̑̇͛̊̓͂̎̇͌͆̎̓̇͐́͑͑͆̍͂̃̍̀̈́̂̂̓͛̍̄̽͘̕̚̕̕̚͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ȅ̸̺̣͙̖̱́̄͑̎͛̓͐́̉̈́̉̅̓̈̇͂̏̾̅̉̉̚͝͠ ̸̢̡̠͕̜̱͇̮̜̬̹͍͖͎͈̠̯̯͍̪̻͂͊͊͋ͅt̸̛̪̃̃̏̽͂̊̿́̽́́̃͛͐͑͆͗͆̈́͊̔̋̄̈̂̂͋͑͗͐̇̔͌̔̂̉̾̾͘͝͠͝ȏ̶̢̤͎͙̬̦̱̖͎̯̰̭͖̫͖͕̘̓͆̀̉̍͒̈̎̊͗͐̔̈͝p̴̼͈̬͕̱̖̩̦̯̭͙̫̼͙͉̗̈́̽̿̓̈́͌̔͌͌̈́͌̃̂̓̓̆͊̉̌̓̈́͘͘͘͝͝͝ͅ.̵̨̧̨̛̛̛̙̜̣̗͓̘̖̦̯̘͔̥̩̝͍̥͓̖̺̱̯̥̩̱̺̰͎̝͓̝͉̮͕̖̭̥̭̻͕̱̬̻͑̏͒̋̿̓͛̋͂̇̌̑́̒͒̄̌̃̂͐͗̇̏͌̐̽͂͐̀̀̇̾̆͘͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͠͝
Anyway, I just fucked your dad.
