Had a vivid dream.
I was driving a car rather fast with one passenger. I crashed. He flew out of the car, but I was fine.
Further ahead he was laying with lots of broken bones. The worst thing was, he had lost one of his eyes, and the other was hanging outside of the eyehole.
He woke up freaking out, and started crawling along the road. I tried calming him down to no avail.
I said "this dream is too fucked up for me", and opened my eyes.
I was drunk when I went to sleep. Is that related you think?
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A boy drives a motorcycle fast at 180 km / h
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared Boy: No, this is fun
Girl: It's not. Oh please, this is too scary
Boy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: All right, I love you. Brake!
Boy: And now hug me REALLY hard
*girl hugs boy *
Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on your head? I got tired of it ..
In the newspaper the next day:
“A motorcycle collided with a building as a result of brake failure. There were two persons on the bike, only one of whom one survived. "
Honestly, halfway through, the boy noticed the brakes were broken but didn’t want the girl to know about it.
Instead, he asked the girl to say that she loves him and hug him one last time.
He also told the girl to put on her helmet, to keep the girl alive even if this meant death to the boy.
Copy this to someone if you care about someone
as much as this boy.
I don't see any real benefit in NEETing. I would get less money than with a job and I would be bored all day. Where's the point?
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I calculated that I don't really get more than 300-600€ by being at work at the moment because of huge fucking taxes. And what do I even do with that money? Save it and for what? 300-600€ additional money per month for being at work 6-7,5 hours a day sucks really much in my opinion. With NEETbux I could basically pay my rent, food, cigarettes and beer and that is pretty much all I need, maybe my parents can buy me additional stuff if I need it.
I regret getting a job lately. Enjoyed my time with small income much more.
Someone sells a Jawa near my town, but only with sidecar and i don't have the space for a sidecar.
trying to achieve the ultimate level of cuckoldry
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I have irritable bowel syndrome and i want try Gitlers diet.
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When I see a guy with a cute gf who is better looking than him., it makes me angry. If I'm better looking then him also, it makes me even angrier.
It means the world isn't biased against me and it's my own fault for not having a cute gf. Which makes me angry.
Had a bloody shit. I'm just gonna ignore it, it's probably nothing.
when your sleep schedule is so that you sleep in middle of day, what are you to do?
stay awake til night time? always fail
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you can fix it quite fast if you are ready to do biphasic sleep for a while. you schedule 2-3 hours sleeping during the night together with 2-3 hours sleeping during to where your sleep schedule has moved. you start by shortening your sleep during fugged day time, then go get a nap during night. then you shift more and more of your sleep to the night over next couple days.