was gonna make burger, but there was no bread

what now? death?

If you traveled back in time and had to seduce the Kaiser's Daughter what would be your opening line? Additionally how would you impress her father?

tfw wanting to drink this box so bad but due to drastically reducing alcohol consumption i am waiting three weeks for a certain special occasion, but then i'll drink it all.

 

I was amazed by Störtebeker's Atlantic Ale six years ago. Now I will taste drink get drunk on several other beers from this norhern German brewery.

Why does a cat need 4-5 different places to sleep through a day? Stupid?

A human needs just 1.

this is the most reddit soy channel on youtube. he gets millions of views for doing exposés on mundane shit. are americans also surprised to find out that marvel movies are scripted and the hulk isn't real?

i don't understand why my mother sabotaged me so much yet pretends to love me. i guess i just have to accept the fact that she is a subhuman retard. sometimes i tell myself that it's not productive to hate. but i can't help myself but to hate her. shes a fat pathetic bitch. people like her shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. that's why i believe in single mother genocide and whore genocide. bitches need to die or be sterilized. i just wanna see whores die. i wanna kill a dumb bitch hoe

there used to be video floating on telegram from some arabs who showed how to make explosive/grenade from household materials and it was posted on kc too. anyone still have this video?

HOLY SHIT I just had two bats in my apartment, I got startled because my cat suddenly came up to me and acted weird looking around back and forth like she was on drugs and then I saw some dark flying guy in the glimpse of my eye thinking it was just some big ass moth but NOPE it was a fucking bat, I immediately closed the door inside my PC room and opened the window wide open, he was just circling around around the floor, and suddenly a second one appeared out of nowhere circling with him. I just kept waiting, it took around 10-15 minutes but I definitely saw one of them fly out and the other one is nowhere to be seen so I hope he also did. I know bats here are harmless and I actually like them but having one of these fuckers circling above your head for 15 minutes forcing you into constant ducked position while you are sitting on computer in your safezone really changes you

I guess they are going to commit to the monke pox play after all

The kc spammers seems to hang out on this site too

Towelhead mullahs are going to drag us into international war. I really hate living in this fuckhole

What the hell is this place?

you will never be a 15 year old boy who lost his virginity to your fit single 45yo aunt. life just isn't fair

Since when does this chan exist? I dont even remember when old KC dieded (2016? 18?)

I used to be a regular shitposter

I went to Kholchan once and hated it

Got stucked in a while in the 4chan/reddit limbo then discovered this place by accident

That's all.