That looks like a penis. Ha, ha, funny.
what kind of knife is good for stabbing people to death. do i have to sharpen it myself or do they come well sharpeend when you buy em?
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I am very confused by the behavior of an old school mate on Steam. He has bought over 1300 games on Steam over a very short amount of time and only has played very few and for a very low amount of hours. He is also constantly adding new games to his wish list.
Look at these strange stats
Games owned: 1300
Games played: 40 (that's only 3 percent!!)
Games played more than 10 hours: 7
And a single game played for over 100 hours
What do you think are his motivations?
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What did he mean by this?
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Are you talking about hair in the head or body hair/facial hair? Body hair and beard is thanks to Spanish blood, Amerindians have almost no body hair and facial hair But head full of hair, while balds here are balds thanks to Spanish blood (even if they are mixed, sometimes mestizos get the worst of the two races and are balds, without facial and body hair and brown). I’m of 1488% Spanish blood and thankfully I hace a head full of hair, full beard and a lot of body hair.
Stay mad, baldy.
Hung out with a friend I made at work who had quit recently the other day. We went to a asian market , as we both have a interest in foreign languages, and then got some food to eat at a restaurant.
We got along pretty well but at one point he asked me if I "had any other friends" and what I did with them? I lied of course and said I do, but still I'm kind of offended. I didn't beg this guy to hang out, I just asked him to hang out since he seemed interested. It's not like I was texting him or anything either other than just a confirmation or reply to things he sent me.
Maybe I'm overreacting since he did say we should hang out at his college campus some time. I don't know if I'll hang out with him again though tbh, I'm not desperate or looking for pity friendship. I'm perfectly fine being alone.
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If you traveled back in time and had to seduce the Kaiser's Daughter what would be your opening line? Additionally how would you impress her father?
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You clowns will be kissless virgins forever with that line of thinking, The correct answer is to shoot Archduke Ferdinand and while the the Kaiser is dealing with the calamity you sweep up in and tell her "I'm a time-traveling American and I'm here to tell you that in 100 years we'll still be in love"
tfw wanting to drink this box so bad but due to drastically reducing alcohol consumption i am waiting three weeks for a certain special occasion, but then i'll drink it all.
I was amazed by Störtebeker's Atlantic Ale six years ago. Now I will taste drink get drunk on several other beers from this norhern German brewery.
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Why does a cat need 4-5 different places to sleep through a day? Stupid?
A human needs just 1.
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i don't understand why my mother sabotaged me so much yet pretends to love me. i guess i just have to accept the fact that she is a subhuman retard. sometimes i tell myself that it's not productive to hate. but i can't help myself but to hate her. shes a fat pathetic bitch. people like her shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. that's why i believe in single mother genocide and whore genocide. bitches need to die or be sterilized. i just wanna see whores die. i wanna kill a dumb bitch hoe